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Pick A Part – 5
Bette grinned at Tina. "You were so much easier in those days."
"Mom was easy?" Katie gasped, horrified.
"Nah, we just couldn’t keep our hands off each other." Bette assured her. With a pointed look at Angelica, Bette smirked. "We were particularly romantic after one ultrasound with you."
"Faster," Angelica pleaded with Tina, who was holding the key.
"Sure, there was a dry season sometime during your first year, but –" Bette’s personal form of Angelica torture was interrupted by the opening of the front door.
"Thank you," Angelica ran into the house.
"Hey!" Katie protested, having been left alone by her sister with the takeout bags.
"Mama T and I will bring these in, Katie," Bette assured her.
Katie nodded, and went inside.
Tina picked up a paperbag. "I think that made Angelica swear off ever talking to us about sex."
"Well, she’s in enough trouble without even mentioning a boy, so…" Bette grinned at Tina. "Teen’s kind of sulky getting out of your car."
"I may have told her that Katie’ll get a car and she never will again," Tina admitted.
"So authoritative." Bette smiled. "That turns me on."
Angelica, who had returned to the front door to get her bag, which she’d forgotten, caught her parents kissing. "Ugh! Seriously, in some cultures PDA is completely unacceptable."
Bette turned to her. "Remind me of that the next time I catch you kissing a boy."
"With you being grounded and all," Tina told Angelica, "is this a bad time to tell you that your mom and I occasionally have afternoon delights?"
Angelica paled, and covered her ears. "I can’t hear you! Ohhhh sayyy cannn yoouuuu seeeee…."
"You’re evil," Bette noted to Tina as they entered their house.
"She’s going to make me drive her to the hospital for the next couple of days." Tina reminded. "I get my fun any way I can from this kid."
"You think it’s healthy we can joke about this?" Bette asked.
"Would you rather sitting in a corner and bawling our eyes out? Because from my experience it’s just not pleasant."
"In that case, I’ll take this." Bette said. "I’m just worried, that’s all."
"We’ll have plenty of time to worry the next few days," Tina told her. "Besides, it’s a good sign that she’s not running away, and we’re not kicking her out."
"It may not have been a good idea to tell her about our afternoon trysts, though."
"She’ll get over it," Tina shrugged.
"I told Katie about the Saab," Bette told her.
Tina grinned. "Good times."
"Wish we had it back?"
"Maybe, if we didn’t have those two," Tina pointed out.
"Hey, in some cultures you could trade in children for material possessions," Bette pointed out.
Tina smiled. "They should be thankful I’m rather attached to them, then."
"Thank God I am, too," Bette agreed. She suddenly frowned. "Who’s going to call Terry’s parents?"
They looked blankly at each other.
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Very amused by the parents’ torture of their teenage daughter. As my parents’ fourth child I can assure my parents never had sex, so I can appreciate Angelica’s embrassment.
Good chapter. This is fun and they are funny. Ok let see what’s next, thanks!
excellent as usual. i love your “in some cultures” references :D there are some new parts added (a little different from what i remembered in somewhere in the middle) yeah?
Excellent as always. Thank you for providing hope for TiBette in the abyss that is season 3.
have to agree with rin rin..haha hilarious!! u luv it tiffy!! i wish t n b can b like this really in the show they r so depressing
Such fun! And from your Author’s Note maybe I’m glad S3 isn’t showing in the UK? Please keep this story coming.
in reference to your Author’s Note: AMEN!!!! haha. I had to table writing a ‘darker’ chapter in my story and instead try a happier moment in Bette and Tina’s life because watching season 3 is depressing enough. Glad to see the ease in communication and humor between YOUR Bette and Tina. I.C and the other writers should pay attention to the fan fiction writers and how they portray the characters.hmm Bette pregnant…now that’s a picture. I just can’t see her dealing with labor pains very well. It must have been amusing to say the least.Glad to see you’re continuing this series!
i was gonna ask if get some B&T loving in this family story and you gave us some…cute…love them and their kids, love the humor and their conversations..thanks
LOL. love this..is hilarious..! post sooooon..!!
No one has called Terry’s parents yet? Wouldn’t they have wanted to hear ASAP if their daughter was in the ICU? Otherwise a great chapter. And love the fact that Katie is B’s biological child.
Really love how B & T relate in this story and how they love their daughters. Funny how their daughters are truly mini Bettes & Tinas. Thanks for the update, please continue.
Great chapter! I’m really enjoying this especially since I can’t remember the first incarnation past the first chapter or so. Thanks for sharing this is really what I need after having to deal with what the TPTB are doing to the show.
In some cultures this story wouldn’t be so very cute and entertaining…thank god it’s not this culture! ;)