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Pick A Part – 5
Tina looked at her. She’d wanted this child more than ever at one point, yes, but right now? "You’re irresponsible. You’re foolhardy. You’re headstrong, you cajole, you’re impulsive. More than once MaBe and I have been summoned to your school because of your latest attempt at proving your teacher wrong. Your grades are decent, thank God. You coerce your sister to do your chores, you can talk your way into and out of a lot of things."
"But…" Angelica looked soulfully at her mother. "But that’s what you love most about me."
Tina looked at her, and for the millionth time in Angelica’s fifteen years, recognized Bette in the girl. "Baby, you are not getting a new car."
Angelica pouted, and sulked in her seat.
"Stop pouting, you know MaBe’s just waiting to have some alone time with you," Tina told her. "And cheer up, sweetheart: if Katie gets a car, you can hitch a ride with her."
"As if."
"So I guess you’ll have to be extra-nice to your sister to make sure she’ll let you in her car." Tina joked, earning her a sullen look from her daughter.
"I wonder if I’ll crash my car," Katie mused to her mother. She grinned. "I like blue cars."
"I used to have a blue car," Bette told her.
"Really?" Katie inquired. "Where is it now?"
"Oh, it’s gone. We had to sell it after Angelica was born."
Katie nodded wisely. "It was a small car."
"Yup," Bette nodded. She grinned at Katie. "You know, with her arm in a cast, you’re going to have to help Angelica with her chores the next few weeks."
"But I always help her," Katie told her.
Bette frowned. "Really?"
"Mom, have you seen her try to cook?" Katie asked. "She burns water. Water!"
Bette held her tongue, as there had once been a time she, too, would ‘burn’ water. Best not to tell Katie that yet.
Katie chuckled to herself. "This could be fun."
Bette turned to stare at her daughter, the mischievous glint in her hazel-brown eyes clearly from Tina.
Oh, yes. Katie was the product of the best acts of coercion Tina had ever inflicted upon Bette. One had wanted their second child to be genetically identical to Angelica, and the other had wanted to see the powerful Bette Porter barefoot and pregnant, so a compromise was reached. Bette had taken some convincing, and Tina had managed to do so, in a manner only true loves and lifelong partners could.
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Very amused by the parents’ torture of their teenage daughter. As my parents’ fourth child I can assure my parents never had sex, so I can appreciate Angelica’s embrassment.
Good chapter. This is fun and they are funny. Ok let see what’s next, thanks!
excellent as usual. i love your “in some cultures” references :D there are some new parts added (a little different from what i remembered in somewhere in the middle) yeah?
Excellent as always. Thank you for providing hope for TiBette in the abyss that is season 3.
have to agree with rin rin..haha hilarious!! u luv it tiffy!! i wish t n b can b like this really in the show they r so depressing
Such fun! And from your Author’s Note maybe I’m glad S3 isn’t showing in the UK? Please keep this story coming.
in reference to your Author’s Note: AMEN!!!! haha. I had to table writing a ‘darker’ chapter in my story and instead try a happier moment in Bette and Tina’s life because watching season 3 is depressing enough. Glad to see the ease in communication and humor between YOUR Bette and Tina. I.C and the other writers should pay attention to the fan fiction writers and how they portray the characters.hmm Bette pregnant…now that’s a picture. I just can’t see her dealing with labor pains very well. It must have been amusing to say the least.Glad to see you’re continuing this series!
i was gonna ask if get some B&T loving in this family story and you gave us some…cute…love them and their kids, love the humor and their conversations..thanks
LOL. love this..is hilarious..! post sooooon..!!
No one has called Terry’s parents yet? Wouldn’t they have wanted to hear ASAP if their daughter was in the ICU? Otherwise a great chapter. And love the fact that Katie is B’s biological child.
Really love how B & T relate in this story and how they love their daughters. Funny how their daughters are truly mini Bettes & Tinas. Thanks for the update, please continue.
Great chapter! I’m really enjoying this especially since I can’t remember the first incarnation past the first chapter or so. Thanks for sharing this is really what I need after having to deal with what the TPTB are doing to the show.
In some cultures this story wouldn’t be so very cute and entertaining…thank god it’s not this culture! ;)