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    The Cards Know Everything

    Story written on April 30, 2006 by vvitch.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=60663
    Author Notes:

    Tuesday ‘Fix It’ Challenge #1

    ‘Because the cards know everything.’

     

    Normally, Helena would have stopped such a haughty tone with some haughtiness of her own. But right now, she didn’t really care, because this woman had just correctly guessed that it was a movie studio she’d bought. And that deal’s not even been closed..hmm, maybe she does know something

     

    ‘Oh and there’s a romance in your future. It’s a creative person. An artist of some kind. Volatile and changeable. Especially sexually’

     

    Helena frowned ‘Sexually changeable, what does that mean? Bisexual or something?’

     

    ‘Shuffle and take three more cards’ said the tarot reader imperiously. ‘Bisexual. Yeah, this person is bisexual. He or she…she, I think. Is going to stand back to back with you, and then face to face’

     

    ‘What does that mean?’ Hell, I should’ve known. Could you possibly be more cryptic?

     

    The tarot reader frowned and shook her head ‘I’m..sorry, I cant ..tell you anymore..except that she drives a blue car. And she’s a brunette’

     

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    ‘And? What did she say? What does the future hold for you?’ Alice leant against her car as she waited for Helena to reach her. She looked up ‘Did she happen to mention if its going to rain tonight?’

     

    ‘Frankly, I think that would have been more useful than what she told me’ Helena scowled. ‘She told me about a possible love interest’ and told Alice about the predictions as they both got into Alice’s car.

     

    Alice manoeuvred her car out of the parking lot. ‘You know Helena, I don’t know why you’re so bugged about this. The woman just told you everything you needed to find the love of your life!’

     

    ‘Oh please’ Helena rolled her eyes. ‘Just where am I going to find this person who fits all that?’

     

    Alice smirked ‘If you must know, I do know someone who fits all that’

     

    ‘Do you now? Pray tell’

     

    Alice feigned shock as she pointed to herself and struck a dramatic pose ‘Hel-lllo? I’m bisexual, I’ve got a blue car and I’m an artist..well, kind of..do you know how much creativity it takes to turn out a radio pr..’

     

    ‘Your car is blue?’ interrupted Helena as she stuck her head out the window to get a better look at the car.

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    8. ok MY heart was racing by the end of that, it was amazing. No ? u have to continue, PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEAAASE continue. love your writing, eagerly awaiting your next installment. thank you.

    10. Vvitch Baby! Loved this fic! You’ve been mightly busy, I guess that means I can’t yell at you for not being on the thread!!!:) I know you’re going for one shots of these stories, but maybe one more part to this? Please? pretty please? one more chapter??

    11. I LAUGHED my ass off. That’s funny! “Alice was now almost jumping with frustration. Helenaaaaa come on!!!! Brunette! Artistic! Sexually changeable! AAAAARGH” HAHAHAHAHA

    13. Mindblowing vvitch! I can’t believe you haven’t continued this one! You must be reallllyyyy romantic babes…this chap just has sexual tension all over the place!

    15. Please, don’t stop with this story because it’s great and I love it. I can’n wait till next chapter. You make excellent work in here. I hope you’ll post soon =)

    16. PLEASE continue! I guessed when S3 premiered that it would be Bette and not Alice…I just interpreted “back to back and face to face” as that they were enemies and now they are friends or possible more!!!

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