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    The Cards Know Everything

     

    ‘Well, we really don’t know what the tarot reader meant by that one..’ Helena’s voice trailed off uncertainly. Now was not the time to think about it. Who cares? Dylan’s here. In my bed. ‘Anyway, Alice, I just wanted to tell you the good news. You should go sleep now, I’ll talk to you later’

     

    ‘Wha.. wait wait Helena fuuuuck’ cursed Alice as Helena ended the call. I didn’t get to ask if Dylan’s car was blue.

     

    ~~~

    (one week later)

     

    ‘Her car wasn’t even blue’ Alice tried to comfort Helena. It was two days after Dylan drove off and Helena was still heart-broken. So heart-broken that Alice was having a hard time trying to think of consoling things to say. And this is the best I can do? the fucking tarot thing? Ugh.

     

    Helena let out a sigh ‘it might have been. I couldn’t tell from the security camera. I can’t believe I didn’t get to find out even that. One week and she’s gone..’

     

    Alice looked at her friend sadly. Okay the tarot thing was better than reminiscing about that golddigging bitch. ‘Look, Helena. I saw her car, at the airport, remember, for Dana’s trip? I bet the bitch saw how generously you were treating your friends and wanted some money for herself. The she and her evil boyfriend thought up this plan to scre..’

     

    Alice stopped as she saw Helena’s forlorn expression. Alright, so this isn’t helping. ‘Anyway, the car was black! There is no way that could have been the love of your life’ She finished triumphantly

     

    Helena propped her chin on her hand ‘The love of my life.’ Sigh. Only I can manage to make a mess of tarot predictions

     

    Alice threw up her hands and stood up. ‘Alright that’s it. You and I are going out. I think some yoga is just what you need’

     

    ~~~

     

    ‘Uh-oh’ muttered Alice. She’d just spied a distinctive blue car in the yoga centre parking lot. Just what I need. Helena is gonna get torn to shreds

     

    ‘What?’ Helena said resignedly

     

    ‘What what?’ Alice said brightly, a fake smile plastered on her face, as she hit reverse. Hopefully Helena won’t  notice we’re leaving. Better yet, she won’t notice we even got here

    Comments

    1. ok MY heart was racing by the end of that, it was amazing. No ? u have to continue, PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEAAASE continue. love your writing, eagerly awaiting your next installment. thank you.

    2. Vvitch Baby! Loved this fic! You’ve been mightly busy, I guess that means I can’t yell at you for not being on the thread!!!:) I know you’re going for one shots of these stories, but maybe one more part to this? Please? pretty please? one more chapter??

    3. I LAUGHED my ass off. That’s funny! “Alice was now almost jumping with frustration. Helenaaaaa come on!!!! Brunette! Artistic! Sexually changeable! AAAAARGH” HAHAHAHAHA

    4. Mindblowing vvitch! I can’t believe you haven’t continued this one! You must be reallllyyyy romantic babes…this chap just has sexual tension all over the place!

    5. Please, don’t stop with this story because it’s great and I love it. I can’n wait till next chapter. You make excellent work in here. I hope you’ll post soon =)

    6. PLEASE continue! I guessed when S3 premiered that it would be Bette and not Alice…I just interpreted “back to back and face to face” as that they were enemies and now they are friends or possible more!!!

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