‘Well alright alright so it’s a little dirty’ Alice retorted loudly ‘Trust you to pick on that one’
Helena laughed ‘Oh come on Alice, it can’t be you! I think you and I get on too well to make a good couple. Remember the back to back bit?’ Helena raised an eyebrow ‘and you’re not a brunette’
‘For your information I can be a contrived as being a brunette, it all depends on what angle you look at me’ Alice put on a pained expression. ‘so you sure you don’t want to, you know’ Alice wiggled her eyebrows ‘see if I might be the one?’
‘Quite sure’ grinned Helena. ‘Thanks for being here Alice. This tarot reading’s a little disappointing’ She looked out the window and sighed ‘I didn’t think my chance at finding love depended on an artsy fartsy brunette who’s sexually confused..’
~~~
(2 months later)
‘I’ve found her! Alice, wake up! I’ve found the one!’
Alice tried to shake herself awake as she said into the phone groggily ‘found who? Helena, do you realize what time it is?’
‘Never mind the time!’ Helena realized she was practically yelling. She looked back at the beach house and decided to go down to the beach to not wake her lover. ‘Alice! Remember what the tarot card woman said? About the love I’d find? Well I’ve found her!’
Helena’s excitement finally waking her, Alice sat up ‘Really? No fucking way! Who is it?’
‘Its Dylan!’
‘Dylan? The chick we met at Kit’s recording?
‘Yes, her! Isn’t it marvellous? She fits everything..’
Alice interrupted Helena’s dreamy reverie ‘Doesn’t she live with her boyfriend?’
‘She lives with him yes, but I think she qualifies as being sexually changeable. Considering my mind-blowing performance tonight, I’m pretty sure she won’t be asking him to fuck her anytime soon’ Helena smirked
Alice laughed at Helena’s confidence ‘Creative?’
‘Yes, she’s a film-maker’
‘But she’s no artist, I’ve seen her stuff’ Alice muttered under her breath
‘I heard that.’
Alice rushed on ‘well okay okay, is she a brunette?’
‘From every angle’
Alice frowned. Man, you’re really not letting go of this one are ya, Helena? ‘what about that back-to-front, shit? Or was it front-to-back?’
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Now, this is VERY interesting. Please do continue.
That was so good. I love your style of writing. Continuing this would be fantastic — as long as you’re writing, I’m reading.
“(end?)”….No way.
No! No! No! Not the end!!!!!!!! You have GOT to continue! Please!!! Damn, that was interesting. I was reading so fast. I couldn’t wait to get to the next sentence.
Lots o’ fun. Good writing style. Please continue.
OMG….you have to continue. You can’t let it end like this!!!
haha, quite interesting. I can imagine how desperate Alice was at that moment. Great job.
ok MY heart was racing by the end of that, it was amazing. No ? u have to continue, PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEAAASE continue. love your writing, eagerly awaiting your next installment. thank you.
ahhhh…that was tasty….you can definitely not end there…b&h are a hot couple…you gotta give us more…
Vvitch Baby! Loved this fic! You’ve been mightly busy, I guess that means I can’t yell at you for not being on the thread!!!:) I know you’re going for one shots of these stories, but maybe one more part to this? Please? pretty please? one more chapter??
I LAUGHED my ass off. That’s funny! “Alice was now almost jumping with frustration. Helenaaaaa come on!!!! Brunette! Artistic! Sexually changeable! AAAAARGH” HAHAHAHAHA
This is interesting and funny and please continue, thanks!
Mindblowing vvitch! I can’t believe you haven’t continued this one! You must be reallllyyyy romantic babes…this chap just has sexual tension all over the place!
wowwwww……. great
Please, don’t stop with this story because it’s great and I love it. I can’n wait till next chapter. You make excellent work in here. I hope you’ll post soon =)
PLEASE continue! I guessed when S3 premiered that it would be Bette and not Alice…I just interpreted “back to back and face to face” as that they were enemies and now they are friends or possible more!!!