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Christmas with the Kennards- Chapter 6
Chapter 6
Bette’s eyes flew open at the sound of crashing pots coming from Donna Kennard’s kitchen. A quick survey of the room told Bette exactly what she needed to know, she had overslept on Christmas morning. She stretched, certain that the enormous clatter coming from the kitchen was everyone’s polite way of waking her from her deep slumber.
“I’m coming,” Bette muttered as she stood and stretched her aching back given her sleeping accommodations. “It’s not like I haven’t participated enough already.”
As Bette rubbed the sleep out of her eyes, she opened the door to find Alice holding a large wooden spoon and an empty metal bowl. She was clanging the spoon against the bowl as if it were a drum, shocked to see Bette emerge from the room so quickly.
“I got the point, Al,” Bette said, glaring at her friend.
“It was someone else’s idea,” Alice offered willingly. “I’m just a willing participant.”
“It’s not like we’re all kids again. We can’t sleep in on Christmas morning?”
“Not in the Kennard house,” Alice replied with a smile.
Bette walked further into the house, seeing various gifts in piles around the living room and everyone enjoying a cup of coffee. She offered a weak smile as Tina rose to her feet to greet her, placing a small kiss on her pouty lips.
“I offered to wake you differently,” Tina said with a seductive smile.
“Something I’m sure an air mattress is not comfortable for,” Bette shot back thankful for the mug of fresh coffee Shane shoved in her direction.
“Are we ready for gifts?” Donna asked wearing her snowman pajamas she had made specifically for the festive events of Christmas morning.
Without waiting for an answer, Donna began pointing to various piles and assigning people to the corresponding seats.
“It’s always tradition that we go around and open one person at a time,” Donna said sitting next to her pile. “This way we can all see what everyone else has opened.”
“Fair enough,” Bette agreed as she watched Donna place a present in the middle of the room.
“That’s for all of you, but it’s going to be the last one you open.”
Tina eyed the package cautiously causing Bette to smile in her lover’s direction. She couldn’t help but liken Tina’s expression to that of someone waiting for a mouse to appear and scurry across the floor.
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arwen487 says
Bette a butch???? that was hilarious xD Great chappie ;)
griffen says
OMG…this was too funny!! Bette a butch…that would be a sight to see. Thanks for this wonderful Christmas gift. Hope you come back soon with another story. :)
Spumoni says
Thanks Gumby for yet another great story. I laughed often and loudly. It has been such a comforting treat throughthe wonderful and hottible hiliday. And, uh, I think Conna must have bought at least one of my gifts. Looking forward to your next story, whenever you have some time. I’ll hope that you win the lottery. I mean if I can’t win.
melrose231 says
thank you for that story, Gumby! really brought a smile to our days! looking forward to your next one.
Pagash says
Oh that was too funny. A butch Bette, bwahahaha! I love Donna Kennard, she is trying so hard to find a place in her daughter’s life, very cute.
without labels says
She hardly seems a butch at times, but on others it’s the only word that can describe her, Thanks my dear Gamb, reading this story really puts you in the Holiday spirit, and mode, it’s so cheerful and full of beautiful funny events, and it make you wish to be there to witness all of those things as apart of that wonderful family. Donna is unbelievable, she is the most funny character in the story, and here I thought that no body will take Alice’s place. Post soon Hun, and have a great Holiday. Love
caramel4vanilla says
Bette a butch…and Dana’s personalised cat racket case…seems Donna thinks she knows all about lesbians from her books…but she has know idea.nice story thanks for posting
rbabe2005 says
Too Funny! LOL little button got the better gift.
Madcapper says
I’m so glad you brought back this story. It’s a hoot!!!
fergz1 says
Gumby…thank you for the story!
ut says
That was awesome and hilarious, love it. Please post more, thanks!
mightymouse says
A toolbox for Bette the Butch. LOL! Aside from wanting to hurl herself out of the nearest window, I was half expecting Bette to exclaim “Kill me now!” too. ;> Thanks a lot for this funny Christmas tale, Gumby! Hope you had a wonderful Christmas and have a blessed, happy new year! :)
sistafloetry says
LMAO…Gumby you are too much…I laugh so hard I was in tears
toby4ever says
For some reason, whenever B & T are with the Kennards it bring up memories of a dumbed down version of the Beverly Hillbillies. This chapter was hysterical…especially Dana and Tina’s presents…then her expalnation on Bette’s….priceless. Great story and great writing Gumby!
BetteAndTinaForever says
LOL bette’s a butch…i love Donna :)
ntnrml61 says
LMAO………… too too funny!!!! Poor butch Bette LOL :D
talaula says
hey gumbo, this is lu. thought i’d leave you a personal comment using tal’s nick. no that is not me on your lap, it is the blow-up doll. just wanted to say great post, gotta go sex up my honey tal. bye.
resultsonly says
ROFL ROFL ROFL
jb621 says
Thank you, thank you, thank you for giving this site Donna Kennard. She is absolutely adorable and your writing is a true gift to all of us during the busy holiday season.
jb621 says
Thank you, thank you, thank you for giving this site Donna Kennard. She is absolutely adorable and your writing is a true gift to all of us during the busy holiday season.
pattifloatn says
Oh man that was hilarious. I just can’t picture Bette as a butch as Donna said she was. Hope that the New Year is good for you. Thanks Proofie.
peachpip says
You are too funny!! Thanks for the holiday laughs. PPS
kayab says
Oh God, this is so funny. I hope you continue to write it Gumby, thank you for such a great story.