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    Christmas with the Kennards- Chapter 6

    Story written on December 26, 2008 by Gumby.
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    Donna’s presents are revealed!

    Donna ignored Shane’s words as she wrapped the enormous scarf around Shane’s neck, engulfing it completely in the rainbow colors.

    “I’m sweating and can’t breathe,” Shane said to Alice who quickly stifled her laughter.

    “You’re up, Dana!”

    Dana glanced at Tina with fear in her eyes, desperately trying to choose between the various packages at her feet.  She opted for one that looked rather harmless, being the size of a shirt box.  She slowly shook it to prepare herself for the surprise inside.

    “This can’t be that bad,” Dana said, ripping the paper off the box and opening it quickly.

    Dana’s eyes widened as she discarded the box top and pulled out a racket cover with a cross-stitched cat on it.

    “And thus I give you the only way Dana will ever get pussy,” Alice said with a wide smile on her face.

    “I obviously personalized it for you because of your love for cats.”

    “And pussy,” Shane said joining in on the fun.

    “Oh help me,” Dana muttered as she plastered on a smile for Donna’s behalf. 

    She chose the next package, smaller in nature, desperately trying to ignore it was roughly the size of one of Shane’s packages.  She slid her finger slowly though the tape, ripping some of the paper as she went.

    “It’s a book,” Dana said as she ripped the rest of the paper off and read the title aloud.  “The 101 Best Opening Lines for Lesbians.”

    “It seemed like Lesbians For Dummies wasn’t advanced enough,” Donna said, proud of her selection.  “This will loosen you up a bit, Dana.   I don’t want you to be a shlimazel in the dating game.”

    “Has this turned into Laverne and Shirley?”

    “That would make Alice our Laverne,” Tina piped up causing Bette to laugh.

    “Button,” Donna said with a smile.  “It’s your turn to open your gifts.”

    Tina quickly dove into her gifts, using Dana’s strategy and opening the one that looked like a shirt box first.  She exercised no restraint and she ripped the paper off and pried through the tape on the box to get to her presents.

    “My Mama loves her lesbian?” Tina asked as she read the front of her rainbow t-shirt.   “You made this?”

    “No, Button, don’t be silly.  I can’t do t-shirts, I don’t have a press!  I ordered that one from a place called Provincetown.  They have quite the community there.  It’s to show you that I support your decision to be with Bette.”

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    3. Thanks Gumby for yet another great story. I laughed often and loudly. It has been such a comforting treat throughthe wonderful and hottible hiliday. And, uh, I think Conna must have bought at least one of my gifts. Looking forward to your next story, whenever you have some time. I’ll hope that you win the lottery. I mean if I can’t win.

    6. She hardly seems a butch at times, but on others it’s the only word that can describe her, Thanks my dear Gamb, reading this story really puts you in the Holiday spirit, and mode, it’s so cheerful and full of beautiful funny events, and it make you wish to be there to witness all of those things as apart of that wonderful family. Donna is unbelievable, she is the most funny character in the story, and here I thought that no body will take Alice’s place. Post soon Hun, and have a great Holiday. Love

    12. A toolbox for Bette the Butch. LOL! Aside from wanting to hurl herself out of the nearest window, I was half expecting Bette to exclaim “Kill me now!” too. ;> Thanks a lot for this funny Christmas tale, Gumby! Hope you had a wonderful Christmas and have a blessed, happy new year! :)

    14. For some reason, whenever B & T are with the Kennards it bring up memories of a dumbed down version of the Beverly Hillbillies. This chapter was hysterical…especially Dana and Tina’s presents…then her expalnation on Bette’s….priceless. Great story and great writing Gumby!

    17. hey gumbo, this is lu. thought i’d leave you a personal comment using tal’s nick. no that is not me on your lap, it is the blow-up doll. just wanted to say great post, gotta go sex up my honey tal. bye.

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