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    Christmas with the Kennards- Chapter 6

    Story written on December 26, 2008 by Gumby.
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    Donna’s presents are revealed!

    Tina offered her mother a genuine smile at the intent behind her first gift.   Tina opened her second gift, uncertain what it was given its odd shape.  She pulled out a familiar object, frowning in confusion as she cleared the rest of the paper off of it.

    “It’s a script,” Tina said.

    “Not just any script,” Donna said beaming.  “It’s the very one I had in Striptease and I signed it along with Demi Moore.  Read it so everyone knows what it says.”

    Bette looked over Tina’s shoulder as she read the inscription from Demi Moore.

    “’For the first time ever I’m speechless’,” Tina said certain her mother was missing the intention behind the words.  “’Good luck, Demi Moore’.”

    “And of course I signed it love,” Donna said pointing to her own autograph.  “It was so personalized and I know you don’t take time to relish in these accomplishments in your career.”

    “That’s very sweet, Mom,” Tina said rising to her feet and embracing her mother fully in her arms.  “Thank you so much for everything.”

    “My turn!” Alice announced, cutting the moment short.  “I can’t wait to open mine!”

    “Well it’s true that we’ve talked a lot about things,” Donna said.  “I’m sure you’ll love this because we talked about it just last week.”

    “Oh now I’m racking my brain and can’t think of what we were talking about,” Alice said, closing her eyes trying to remember the various conversations.  “I hope it isn’t something out of the world.”

    “You know how I get.”

    “You’re eingeshparht.”

    Alice opened the small package and took out a tape recorder used by some of the more professional members of the press that she had encountered.

    “You were saying that your fingers were taking a beating by jotting everything down,” Donna said as she saw tears spring to Alice’s eyes.  “I know how important your fingers are to you.”

    “Ich hob dir lieb!”

    “Oh I love you too, Alice.”  Donna embraced her before letting go and focusing on Bette.

    “Alice only gets one because of the cost,” Donna explained.  “So now it’s your turn, Bette.”

    Bette began to slowly open her package, quickly realizing that it was a silver toolbox.  She ripped the paper off each corner and then opened the box once prompted to by Donna.

    “Jonathon picked most of those out,” Donna said as Bette held up a hammer, not certain why she had received tools for her Christmas present.  “Now you can do your own repairs at the gallery when things break.”

    “Repairs?”

    “Didn’t you just have to call someone out to repair your plumbing?”

    “Yes,” Bette answered hesitantly.

    “Well it must be because you didn’t have tools,” Donna reasoned with a smile.  “Since you’re a top and all.”

    “A top?”

    “Oh,” Donna suddenly realized what she had said and fought the blush that overcame her cheeks.  “I wasn’t…”

    “What are you talking about, Mom?” Tina asked confused.

    “Well Alice mentioned that Bette was a top,” Donna began to explain.  “Which, according to my book, makes her butch.”

    Dana began to cough loudly as she struggled to swallow the liquid that had gone down the wrong pipe given Donna’s announcement.

    “You think Bette is butch?” Tina asked, shocked at her mother’s admission.

    “She’s a top,” Donna said flipping through her manual looking for the dog-eared section talking about roles in lesbian relationships.  “That means she assumes more of the butch role.  And according to this butch’s are very handy at building things and repairs.”

    “Bette is such a far cry from a butch, Mom…”

    “I love it, Mom,” Bette said, forcing a smile onto her face.  “I won’t be doing my own repairs at the gallery, but it will come in handy.”

    “What are you going to build first?” Alice asked with a smirk.

    “My bet is a window to hurl herself out of,” Shane whispered into Tina’s ear as Tina leaned over and kissed Bette fully on the lips in appreciation.

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    3. Thanks Gumby for yet another great story. I laughed often and loudly. It has been such a comforting treat throughthe wonderful and hottible hiliday. And, uh, I think Conna must have bought at least one of my gifts. Looking forward to your next story, whenever you have some time. I’ll hope that you win the lottery. I mean if I can’t win.

    6. She hardly seems a butch at times, but on others it’s the only word that can describe her, Thanks my dear Gamb, reading this story really puts you in the Holiday spirit, and mode, it’s so cheerful and full of beautiful funny events, and it make you wish to be there to witness all of those things as apart of that wonderful family. Donna is unbelievable, she is the most funny character in the story, and here I thought that no body will take Alice’s place. Post soon Hun, and have a great Holiday. Love

    12. A toolbox for Bette the Butch. LOL! Aside from wanting to hurl herself out of the nearest window, I was half expecting Bette to exclaim “Kill me now!” too. ;> Thanks a lot for this funny Christmas tale, Gumby! Hope you had a wonderful Christmas and have a blessed, happy new year! :)

    14. For some reason, whenever B & T are with the Kennards it bring up memories of a dumbed down version of the Beverly Hillbillies. This chapter was hysterical…especially Dana and Tina’s presents…then her expalnation on Bette’s….priceless. Great story and great writing Gumby!

    17. hey gumbo, this is lu. thought i’d leave you a personal comment using tal’s nick. no that is not me on your lap, it is the blow-up doll. just wanted to say great post, gotta go sex up my honey tal. bye.

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