“Hi” Okay so I may have swooned a little. He was sitting there at his table, with that million dollar smile.

“Yes…I mean no…I mean you…ah” Okay maybe not swooned; I turned into a babbling idiot.

“I’m not quite ready to order” Great so I just made a total fool of my self for no reason. Oh my gods please tell I did not just curtsey?

What was I thinking? Of course a guy like that already had a girlfriend. That’s Kyla Woods. She runs the schools T.V station, not to mention the honours society, junior achievers, Oar H club, future film makers of America, big sisters, adoptive shut in and I think that’s it.

“I’ve decided to write a children’s book.”

Oh and she’s writing a children’s book. Kyla says something in French and it turns out Aiden loves when she speaks French. I’m already at the table, when they start making out.

“Do you guys want a minute?” See I told you I was a loser. Normal people leave, but no I have to ask a daft question.

~*~

Whoa scratch that. He’s got two girlfriends. This ones Madison, head cheerleader, sort of self explanatory.

“And Sherry’s all ‘why don’t we stomp, fight, hiss?’” Sherry’s her second in command.

“Stomp, fight, hiss?” As is Aiden even knows what she’s talking about.

“I know during half time, what a dud” And yet Madison doesn’t even notice, so I guess it doesn’t matter. Well anyway that’s when I appear.

“Two green salads dressing on the side, Salmon for her, lobster for me…and no need to rush between courses” And that’s my cue to leave.

“That top looks so hot on you…I bet it looks even better off of you” Ugh and cue the make out scene. Honestly who would fall for that?

~*~

“Never been here before babe, so I hope they have good vegetarian.” I’m having this urge to walk up to him and say ‘welcome back Mr Dennison’ I’d like to see how he handles it then.

Okay stop it already, three girlfriends?

“Oh my god…Veal. I’m sorry, let’s just go. I mean if I wanted to torture animals I would go to a medical lab…which I would never do because they torture animals” Okay I’m not passing judgement, but for what ever reason being a vegan teen activist is usually code for easy.