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#10 Touch Tones: Alice Surmises
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”Or both them and Joyce,” Alice emphasizes with a scary tone.
”Honestly, guys I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve barely talked to the girl. She’s a college student, right?”
”Graduate student to be exact.” I nod at Alice, and we look expectantly over at Shane.
She shrugs nonchalantly. ”Look, I’ve just seen her around the set with you guys. No biggie.”
La Cienega Boulevard – Bette
”Angie, are you alright back there?”
”Momma B, go fast again to school!”
”Ah,” I stammer and look over at Molly. ”We don’t ever go over the speed limit.”
She smiles. ”Mother’s completely not expecting me. I’m in no rush.”
”And we’re in no rush.” I stress as I look back at Angelica who’s innocently gazing out the window now.
Molly clears her throat as I pull into traffic. ”So, I saw somewhere that you’re getting married, but not to Jodie Lerner I take it.”
”No, definitely not to Jodie, but to Tina. You met her on the movie set a few weeks ago.”
”I did. She seemed nice. How long have you known her? I take it longer than a few weeks.”
”A respectable length of time. Trust me.” I think how much more to tell her. ”Angelica is our baby. We were together back … well, Angelica’s almost three, and for years before she was born.”
”So, Jodie was what? An intermission? Mother talked like you two were serious.”
”Oh, Molly. I really can’t talk about that. It’s over. Pick another topic.”
”Okay, here’s one. Tell me about Shane. She’s working on the picture that’s apparently about you, and I’m putting it together now, you and Tina?”
I can’t stop an exasperated sigh before it escapes for Molly’s amusement.
”So, I’m right.”
I feel the sides of my neck growing warmer then hotter. ”No! You’re not right!” I vent. ”A foolish neighbor of ours wrote it. The script is about a couple. Yes!” I make a checkmark in the air between us. ”Who live in West Hollywood – like tens of thousands of others gay women do – and the couple is trying to have a baby. That’s it for similarities.” I dash my hand toward Molly.
Then I guide my tone of voice down off the ledge. ”The story is about a young straight woman who gets seduced by an older European woman, and she breaks up with her midwestern boyfriend…”
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Thank you so much for updating. I love this story and all the quirky twists and turns.
Thanks so much for reading and dropping your comment. I’m back after a prolonged holiday away. Next story up soon! Please enjoy!
Blackbird
So many great lines…mixing up anxiety and depression pills…the Winnebago…the hoedown. ..can’t wait to read that episode. Alice…so funny. I identified with her most…not so pretty, a little nerdy as she described herself, and a bit needy. But god she had some of the best lines and facial expressions, didn’t she?
And this “not a beginner’s starter kit”…oh jeez that made me snort!!
Wonderful update as I’ve always come to expect from you. I hope your holiday was pleasant and restful. Welcome back!
I love the concept of your story!! Great Read!
I liked the beginners’ starter kit too! But this was epic: “After all, to most everyone Bette Porter is kind of a legion, and they’d love to be her friend, swim in her pool, get drunk on her sex appeal, and laugh at her wit and sophisticated sarcasm.”
Thanx for coming back to us ! And, yes we missed you !
Here’s a comment I got via email –
Lillian wrote: “Comment: Where do I begin…everything about this storyline was appealing.
I can feel for Alice; she is beginning to feel out of the loop. Love how Alice covers her back by
having the plan to use Jenny as her scape goat is need be.
Cute…Tasha’s a #Republican…She’s going to earnestly #FuckMeOver…(good thinking of placing this in)
Funny, but true..Shane is not a beginner’s Starter Kit…Bette would know that for sure.
If someone has a crush on a person…she isn’t going to take advice…law of nature.
The best part for me is: “After all to most everyone Bette Porter is kind of a legion,
& they love to be her friend, swim in her pool, get drunk on her sex appeal, laugh at her
wit & sophisticated sarcasm…who does this remind you of: Jennifer Beals and her
fans adoration…yes, I am in that fan club…
Anxiously awaiting for the continuation….”
” she’s like a masterful or very lucky sailor who’s managed to swing her bow back around, and once again, skillfully catch her sails with the wind.”…….love it …..as well as the other”epic lines” Ben Mac referenced…must be quite a drag for Bette &Tina to live in the fish bowl that is West Hollywood …..can’t wait for Alice to meet Bette’s mom…oh what “wit and sophisticated sarcasm “there will be…thanks BB!
So many bits of snappy dialogue and insight in this installment SHOULD be “lingering” in my mind, and yet the one that is? “Lingering like a far in an elevator.” What am I, twelve?
Sigh. “Lingering like a FART in an elevator,” not “far.”
I have missed your great wit and scene descriptions. Welcome back!
I love that you all have pulled little zings of dialogue out -the lines that were memorable to you and that you felt something reading. I do love everyone of the lines you’ve brought up, so far, especially the one about Bette being a masterful or very lucky sailor and somehow catching her sails once again with the wind. I felt the energy of that line when I wrote it.
Another favorite of mine, that still makes me laugh when I read it is, the description of Bette that Alice coalesces when she says that women are holding out hope that Bette may once again lose her mind and her morals and “lie once against amongst the lesbian proletariat.”
That tickled me when Alice brought that up. It was just another in a long list of Bette’s “ooops, and fuck ups” that have had such unintended consequences for her and everyone else.
So! Hey Everybody! Thanks so much for reading and letting me know you are enjoying the tale, and Season 7 as I’m spooling it out for your enjoyment.
Blackbird
You as always maintaining a high standard in this
history as a rich dialogue in describing bette and Tina, and
his legion of fans.
Awaiting new chapter.
10 Stars.
Rich Alice musings you captured perfectly! Your dedication to character development and expression is admirable. Thank you for posting.