Janet: Yes and she has two new aunties today so don’t try to stop us either.

Bette: Tina is going to ring my neck, you two are going to get me in so much trouble.

Jen: We can handle Tina.

Just then Bette’s phone rings, Tina.

Tina: Hey baby, how you doing today?

Bette: Hey babe I’m fine, how is the baby?

Tina: You know she’s great we are at the Planet so she’s being passed from auntie to auntie. Are you on the slopes or heading back?

Bette: Ah neither. I’m in Maine.

Tina: Maine?

Bette: Jen and Janet decided to take me on a road trip while the guys watch football. We are in the LL Bean outlet this place is amazing.

Tina: Oh, wow I’ve heard it is ridiculous in size and they have everything from clothing to kayaks and bikes.

Bette: Well you heard right.

Janet reaches in and takes the phone.

Janet: Hey Tina, this is auntie Janet my sister auntie Jen and I have Bette on a tight schedule today. We have an empty cart that we need to fill with things for Angelica, now we need complete amnesty from you for what we are about to do on Bette’s behalf, you cannot blame her she’s kind of our hostage and we need to get shopping so we can get back. So can we count on you to let us spoil your baby girl and not give Bett too much grief?

Tina: You’ve got my word, I won’t give Bette a hard time, but I’ll be there next weekend, so you and I might have a chat?

Janet: Perfect, I’ll be out of town next weekend so I’ll get a pass too. Now here is Bette, but don’t keep her long.

Bette: Sorry about that baby.

Tina: So you have an Alice on the east coast too? You are a glutton for punishment?

Bette: She is quirky, but not exactly Alice, oh god she can’t be Alice, not twice in one lifetime.

Tina: I love you baby and call when you are free.

Jen: Come on now chop chop.

Janet: The coolest part of shopping here, they’ll ship it all home for you, ie. No evidence when you walk through the door, woo hoo.