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A Danish Beginning… Chapter 3
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When Dana continued to simply stare, Tina took it upon herself to talk to the other girls. Smiling, she introduced herself and Dana.
“I’m Tina and this is Dana. We’re both juniors. Sorry about her… I think she’s still a bit in shock from the squirrel attack.” Tina said smiling at Bette and giving Dana a quick elbow jab to her ribs in an effort to get Dana to join in on the conversation. Dana turned red at the comment but shook her head furiously in agreement, managing to choke out “squirrel” as if to agree with Tina before resuming her silence. Alice’s smile grew even bigger at Dana’s adorable nervousness before opening her mouth to continue the strange conversation surrounding squirrels.
“Well, we just wanted to see if you needed anything. I think I know what you must feel like right now Dana. I don’t like to talk about it often but I was attacked by a bird of prey once. There I was, minding my own business and out of nowhere it swoops down in attack mode! I never even had a chance to defend myself. I was completely vulnerable and the bird took advantage. Before I knew it, I’m standing in the parking lot of the Planet with bird poop ruining the front of my favorite Ramones shirt! Ever since then I haven’t been able to listen to any song by the Ramones without looking up at the sky in fright.”
Nobody said anything as Dana, Tina, and Bette stared at Alice. Dana did so with the beginnings of a smile as she appreciated the blonde’s attempt to make her feel better. Tina looked at Alice in worry as she considered the fact that this slightly deranged girl with the crazy bird story was obviously very interested in her best friend. Bette looked at Alice in complete horror. While Bette was used to Alice’s antics and could usually laugh stories such as these off rather easily, this time it was different. Before Bette could allow herself to wonder if it had anything to do with Dana’s very attractive friend, Tina, being present Bette grabbed a hold of Alice and began to drag her towards the door of the bathroom.
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Crazy, but interesting – I’m hooked.
Nice! This is just too funny :D ALice is great. I could totally see her telling that story with sincerity. LMAO! This is great keep it up. I was laughing like a freaking hyenna (no clue how to spell that. sorry! LOL)
Nice update dude, hope you manage a few more chapters this week. Have a good holiday.
LOL. Seriously. I know for sure that Squirrels do attack people. But how did it reach Dana’s face? Now that’s some funny stuff. And tina’s str8? So how’s bette going to get her? I can’t wait for this double date(*pout*..you promised). Post soon!
Hey, This story is great and very funny I giggle whenever I read it! Loved the bird story from Alice it reminds me heaps of my friends. One of my friends actually wont move if there is a bird on the ground somewhere near her, its pretty entertaining to watch. Thanks for the update! I will be waiting for the next one :)
love the interaction between all of them! i want more! soon… please.
I can never get enough of the fact that Alice and Dana can never get enough of each other. In almost every fic they’re swept away of their feet in an instant when they first meet. :D Dawsosn23 described it very well. Sigh…you just can’t not love them. Will Dana be interviewed by Alice next chapter??
I like the Bette/Alice interaction. They seem so different on the show. At times it’s hard to see them as ever being best friends. I love the way you have them balancing each other out.
first let me say thats crazy about the squerrle really attacking u! thats just halrious about Alice’s bird story it happened to me except with no bird poop involved thank goodness lol n e how awesome job once again! I love how neverous Dana is and how crazy Alice is lol :P Keep it up Bru :)
A bird attacked my friend it got caught in her windbreaker and I got a chance to watch both of the struggle for at least a minute and a half. You can’t imagine how hilarious it is in real life, I couldn’t help her I was laughing so hard. Great chapter I can’t wait to see how Alice makes the moves on the sexy teen tennis player. It’s good that Alice wasn’t embarrassed about the story I wouldn’t be it was funny and very like Alice to say. Can’t wait for the next post.
Ha, it was kind of funny that you actually used my newspaper headline in this. I still can’t belive that I wrote that. Anyways, it seems that Alice always knows what to say, especially when it has to do with Dana.I swear sometimes I laugh too hard when I’m reading this story. But I love it:) Good luck with the vacation and I hope that you post some more before you leave!
Just to ease your mind, you had me laughing at the first line of this story. And then I laughed all the way to the end. You have all four of the girls down perfectly, and I’m pretty sure if they ever did a high school show about them that they wouldn’t do nearly as good of a job as you. This story is so hilarious and just happy, and I love it! I can’t wait to see what happens with the four of them, and I can’t wait until Shane pops up in the picture! Great job! I’ll be waiting for those updates this week! :-)
Lol Alice sure knows how to break the ice huh? I can picture Dana standing there all nervous like, completely captivated by Alice, and Alice rambling on like there’s no tomorrow. Can’t wait to see what happens next..Please update soon!!
Damn Alice is killing me her with her crazy story that I couldn’t stop laughing, just love her!