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A Danish Beginning… Chapter 3
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“So I think we’re going to be off now! It was nice to meet you Tina and Dana! Watch out for those squirrels and all that. Bye now!” Bette said in an unnaturally high voice as she exited the bathroom with a reluctant Alice in tow.
“Would you stop with the manhandling?? What’s your problem anyways? Dana was just starting to warm up to me!” Alice ripped her arm out of Bette’s death grip and stared at her friend in anger.
“Birds of prey? Runny poop?? That’s what you say to the girl you have some huge crush on??? This is just great Al. I can’t imagine what Tina must think of us. At the very least she’s going to think I’m some kind of psycho just by association! Once again I find myself wondering what it is exactly that I get out of our relationship other than the nearly regular stints in detention.” Bette shook her head in wonder, trying not to think of the scared and rather worried look that had come over Tina’s face during Al’s bird story.
“Who’s Tina?” Alice asked in confusion, ignoring the rest of Bette’s rant. She was so used to being on the receiving end that she simply filtered out the sarcastic remarks.
“Hello? Dana’s friend Tina? The blonde girl with hazel eyes standing next to Dana?”
“How do you know what color her eyes are?” Alice asked, narrowing her eyes at Bette as the corners of her mouth began to twitch- a sure sign that the infamous Alice smirk would be appearing.
“Shut up Alice. I was just trying to give you a description of the girl since you were obviously too busy drooling over Dana to have noticed anyone else. I’m not the one that talked about bird poop.” Bette said, embarrassed but unwilling to admit her embarrassment.
“Bette and Tina sitting in a tree…” Alice began in a singsong voice as she skipped down the hall towards their next class. Bette stalked after her. Shooting daggers at the blonde’s back, Bette muttered to herself, “Murder is still illegal. I can’t kill her. At least not with this many witnesses. Maybe I can get that squirrel to attack her. Maybe I’ll just buy some duck tape and tape her mouth closed. Hmmmm… that’s definitely a possibility. Although, with her big mouth I’ll need more than one roll.”
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Crazy, but interesting – I’m hooked.
Nice! This is just too funny :D ALice is great. I could totally see her telling that story with sincerity. LMAO! This is great keep it up. I was laughing like a freaking hyenna (no clue how to spell that. sorry! LOL)
Nice update dude, hope you manage a few more chapters this week. Have a good holiday.
LOL. Seriously. I know for sure that Squirrels do attack people. But how did it reach Dana’s face? Now that’s some funny stuff. And tina’s str8? So how’s bette going to get her? I can’t wait for this double date(*pout*..you promised). Post soon!
Hey, This story is great and very funny I giggle whenever I read it! Loved the bird story from Alice it reminds me heaps of my friends. One of my friends actually wont move if there is a bird on the ground somewhere near her, its pretty entertaining to watch. Thanks for the update! I will be waiting for the next one :)
love the interaction between all of them! i want more! soon… please.
I can never get enough of the fact that Alice and Dana can never get enough of each other. In almost every fic they’re swept away of their feet in an instant when they first meet. :D Dawsosn23 described it very well. Sigh…you just can’t not love them. Will Dana be interviewed by Alice next chapter??
I like the Bette/Alice interaction. They seem so different on the show. At times it’s hard to see them as ever being best friends. I love the way you have them balancing each other out.
first let me say thats crazy about the squerrle really attacking u! thats just halrious about Alice’s bird story it happened to me except with no bird poop involved thank goodness lol n e how awesome job once again! I love how neverous Dana is and how crazy Alice is lol :P Keep it up Bru :)
A bird attacked my friend it got caught in her windbreaker and I got a chance to watch both of the struggle for at least a minute and a half. You can’t imagine how hilarious it is in real life, I couldn’t help her I was laughing so hard. Great chapter I can’t wait to see how Alice makes the moves on the sexy teen tennis player. It’s good that Alice wasn’t embarrassed about the story I wouldn’t be it was funny and very like Alice to say. Can’t wait for the next post.
Ha, it was kind of funny that you actually used my newspaper headline in this. I still can’t belive that I wrote that. Anyways, it seems that Alice always knows what to say, especially when it has to do with Dana.I swear sometimes I laugh too hard when I’m reading this story. But I love it:) Good luck with the vacation and I hope that you post some more before you leave!
Just to ease your mind, you had me laughing at the first line of this story. And then I laughed all the way to the end. You have all four of the girls down perfectly, and I’m pretty sure if they ever did a high school show about them that they wouldn’t do nearly as good of a job as you. This story is so hilarious and just happy, and I love it! I can’t wait to see what happens with the four of them, and I can’t wait until Shane pops up in the picture! Great job! I’ll be waiting for those updates this week! :-)
Lol Alice sure knows how to break the ice huh? I can picture Dana standing there all nervous like, completely captivated by Alice, and Alice rambling on like there’s no tomorrow. Can’t wait to see what happens next..Please update soon!!
Damn Alice is killing me her with her crazy story that I couldn’t stop laughing, just love her!