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A Different Beginning 3
You know this because…
I did an article on it.
Tina nodded her head, I dont know.
So are you thrilled about this upcoming date?
Beyond belief, Tina remarked with a smile, Though Im not sure if Id call it a date because her children are going to be there.
Well maybe if this dinner goes well the straight girl will ask you out on a date that doesnt include her children.
Are you going to be calling her that from now to eternity?
Yes, Alice answered completely deadpan
Whatever happened to your they are straight until theyre ***** bit?
Alice smiled leaning back in her chair, I still believe that but its fun to see that look on your face when I call your goddess the straight girl.
Tina just rolled her eyes at her friends warped sense of humor.
Leave now so that I can get some work done in time for this dinner.
Alice smiled and stood up, So bossy. Youll tell us how it went wont you?
You know I will Alice. I dont enjoy you pestering me by singing at the top of your lungs, off key, until I give.
But I so enjoy that, Alice smiled placing a hand over her chest
Leave now.
Alice laughed, Later Killer.
~0~
Clara knocked on her mothers bedroom door and went in when she was called. She opened the door to see clothing strewn about the room and boxes were open. It looked like a tornado had hit the bedroom.
Mom where are you, Clara asked not seeing her mother
In my bathroom, Bette called
Clara walked carefully around the mounds of clothes and into the bathroom to see her mother standing in front of the mirror in her underwear.
Uh what are you doing, Clara asked of her mothers slightly eccentric behavior
I cant find anything to wear, Bette remarked in answer
So standing in front of the mirror in your underwear is going to help this how?
Bette glanced over at her daughter, Its not smartass.
Then what are you doing?
Just looking, Bette remarked touching her stomach where you could still see the scar from the emergency c-section that had to be performed to get little baby Shay out.
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(53 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)
OMG I thought it was hilarious when Shane, Al, and Dana were talking with Clara at the store. Even funnier, was when Shane called her cell phone! I absolutely love this fanfic, I am laughing my head off!! “We have a unique relationship” I love Clara, best daughter ever! :)
I love Bette with her family of 4 and I like the switch with her being str8 and Tina not. I totally enjoyed this and Clara is a little pisser.
Love this story. Please continue.
OMG, this is becoming one of my favorites stories besides (BETTE FORGETS)..So excited for the DATE..PLEASE POST ASAP…
i love this story. it’s total role reversal. awesome. and i love the banter between bette and clara – reminds me of my mother and i. haha. awesome story, post again SOON! (please, hehe)
I love this story! I can’t wait for the next chapter and you’re right…there is no such thing as too long. I really like the banter between Clara and Bette. Loved this part…
“Ooh just what I always wanted. Now get dressed there lady. We’d probably get everything free if you went out like that but you would probably also get a citation or something,†Clara remarked leaving the bathroom, “If the cop wasn’t to busy looking at your bosom.â€
“That’s not why I got out of that last speeding ticket,†Bette called after her daughter
“Keep thinking that,†Clara called back.
let the date commence and put those kids to bed fast.
very entertaining….lot’s of laughs! more pleeze
=D<~See my happy face...you're responsible for it. I so loved this chapter. Bette and her kids...they're hilarious, bribing each other & making deals. Now that's how a family should operate...hehe...leather pants and a hot hunter green dress...hmm...nothing but good can come out of this combination;P Alice, Dana, and Shane...they're a hoot. I love it...please update soon. The longer the chapter, the better...thanks Reba.
i love love love this story!
The relationship between Bette and her kids is amazingly funny.
P.S.- you must shear the story of clara running naked through…
OK, I just have to tell you how much I love this story! You are a fabulous writer. Thank you so much for posting!
Bette with four children,and she interact very well with them. Lets see if Tina does. I like Clara. She is funny. Bette must have money, her kids sure does black mail her for it.. thanks
Good chapter. I love the relationship between Bette and Clar have is beautiful. Is so funny that Alice, Shane, Dana talk on the phone with Clar about what Tina should wear. Now let see what’s happen next. Post soon, thank you!
I love this story! So sweet. Thank you for writing it :)
“Ordering the naughty gifts for the surprise party that you just ruined,†Alice stated in her serious tone throwing up her hands in frustration leaving the confines of the closet with Dana and Shane trailing behind her.
BEST LINE EVER.It made me honestly laugh out loud.
Your stories capture and hold my attention,write more!haha.
I was happy to see your story posted. Great job!
keep this up! really great story. nice to see tina as the more experienced one and great to see shane and al help bette in the store! really really wonderful. post more soon!
Can’t wait for more. Great story!
This was a really good chapter, the banter between Bette and her daughter was funny, keep up the good work.
Thank you.
This is great. Love this storyline. Please continue.
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oops, I meant I would like to talk to you. I pushed the wrong button. I cannot wait for your stories. I will comment on them just to make sure you get my email again.
Reba Reba..you have done it again. Damn girl..you can´t leave us like this. Can´t wait till dinner starts. Post soon
That was great. So long I’m impressed but so funny you have their banter down so well I love this.
I love this story, I think is about time that Tina happens to be the “Killer”,please continue.
love this…..please continue.
AHHH! Cliffhangers! This story is hilarious, please post again soon!
If there is an award for witty banter you would run away with the prize!! I really love this and can’t wait to see where it goes!
Are these leather pants so tight Tina can’t get them off Bette? Love the story!