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A Lifetime – c 1
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“Where are we going?” Tina asked frequently.
“It’s a surprise,” Bette always responded, trying to act mysterious.
The Planet
“Have you found something for us?” a worried Bette asked as she sat down with Alice. The magazine writer stirred her coffee deliberately.
Bette had gone to Alice for help when her beach cabin plans fell through and begged for help. Alice liked Bette to beg so she had strung it out.
She didn’t prolong the misery today though because she recognized the signs of Bette-about-to-blow.
So today, when Bette sat down at the table, Alice was ready.
“Yes, I’ve found something,” Alice answered demurely.
“Let’s have it,” Bette hissed.
“All right,” said Alice, leaning forward. “It’s a place in the mountains.”
“Mountains?”
“Mountains are great! Tina will love it. And you ought to try somewhere other than the beach for a change.”
Bette agreed and Alice gave her the directions and location. She even had a key.
“What it’s like? The cabin?”
“It’s not e-x-a-c-t-l-y a cabin,” said Alice, drawing out the word “exactly.”
“Explain.”
“It’s a trailer.”
Bette was so flabbergasted that she had no response and Al followed up quickly.
“It’s a classic!” Alice said enthusiastically.
“There are classic trailers?”
“This is a vintage Airstream.”
“An Airstream? Fuck, Al, they’re tiny. About the size of Tina’s car.”
“Well, they’re bigger than thatand soooooooooooooooo cute. Besides how much room do you need to get naked and fuck Tina into the middle of next week?”
Bette had no answer for that because she actually didn’t need much room to make love to Tina andwhat other choice did she have?
“There’s a good-sized restaurant near by.”
“Well. what kind of restaurant?”
“It has a varied menu.”
“When I told Dana about it, she wanted to go,” Alice added quickly, “but there was only one Airstream left and I thought you and Tina should have it.” Alice and Dana had recently become an “item.”
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On the way to the classic trailer
“Where do we turn off, baby?” Tina asked Bette again.
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Pancha, thanks for the update to your lovely story and your right def like the way this B&T is starting. Lets hope tho drama may ensue, doesn’t go down the dark path of S3. Post soon 1 :)
Oh…Pancha…I was lmao! Just picturing Bette trying to shoot something for dinner…that was classic. thanks for the post..I miss you when you are away
“While I’m cleaning,” Tina continued, “you can go out and shoot something for dinner.” Being that I’m from West Virginia, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at this. Hell I laughed at the whole chapter. I think I scared my neighbors. Yes, I have neighbors that I don’t have to holler at to get their attention. :p
Oh my God I am so excited to see this Pancha! Hey, maybe Bette will put in a call to JT if this trailer thing doesn’t work out fot them. After all, she does owe Tina one after the Rose bowl right?
Hey Pancha…that’s hilarious! Can’t wait for the next one. So ‘massacre’? Would that be Bette returning to find Alice and tear her to shreds? :) Have a good weekend.
Pancha…the last comment from Anonymous saying it was ‘hilarious’…sorry, forgot to insert- that’s from me…Merlin. Again…can’t wait for the next chapter!
This is sooo romantic. Does Bette get to play the Al Capone part? Well, they can at least get some privacy if they just walk far enough into the woods. So glad I get to see this story from the start.
This is going to be fun. It’s always good to see that you’ve posted. (Did you see I threw a Bonaza reference into the last story for ; ) cheers!)
Hell yeah, that’s what I’m talking about! Pancha, many thanks for resurrecting this Tina and Bette. My God, this chapter was hilarious!
I was so happy to see you are going to continue with this story i come to fanfic to read all of you wonderful writers and escape the depressing state of affairs that season 3 has become. All we can do is hope that things will work out in season 4 if not at least we can get our fix of happiness and romance in your wonderful story thank you!!!!
I’m glad your back!!! Your stories are like a breath of freash air!! This little adventure should be interesting..lol!!! Only alice would find a place like this!!!
I really really really really really like where you’re going with this :) Please post soon!
Oh my God! I was laughing while reading this…I can’t believe that someone else besides me got roped into staying in an Airstream out in the middle of nowhere!!! There is a place in Washington State where they rent them as hotel rooms, but no one stays there, cause…well, why would they?! LOL We did, and now I see that you have too! Thanks for taking me down memory lane!
Thanks Pancha for lightening up the mood. With season 3 so depressing around the B&T storyline this was a much needed release. Laughed a lot, Thanks.
welcome back! I am looking forward to this story, I just love B&T in What is Love!
Yay, Pancha! Heehee…this is pretty darn funny. (is the truckstop the “nearby restaurant” that Alice suggested?)
Great New Story. More Soon Please
Poor Alice is so much dead meat now. It is actually funny, at least Tina has a sense of humor. Why in the world would Bette ask Alice to help with something like this. Too funny. Thanks for the post.
hurray, new story…i don’t care what they do and how they do it, just keep B&T together…but i’m here, reading and loving it
“Let this be just the start of so many nights like this. …I LOVE IT when you write about my favorite couple! I had to guffaw out loud! Please, hurry back soon with the rest of this…don’t ever go…
Alice is dead meat…
Pancha…thanks so much for this update. I just pictured Bette in the Airsteam after Tina told her to shoot something for dinner and I LMAO. I laughed throughout the entire story. Just the thought of Bette trying hard to make it work is quite amusing. Really like the creativity of your stories and the humor. Thanks for the update…wonder who’s knocking?
This is funny, Loved the part where Tina said…”while I’m cleaning, you can go out and shoot something for dinner.” It’s like 7.30am and I bust out laughing, and every one else is asleep. hope I didn’t wake any one. Anxiously awaiting to see where you’re taking this. UPDATE SOON!!
This was a funny chapter, liked the humour, Alice is so dead! Thank you.
You know, this is my 1st V-Day w/ the girl of my dreams and even I have something planned that doesn’t involve 10 years of dust.Watch it be Alice and the crew at the door. Great chapter!
Welcome,yes you did deserve the award. Keep on writing and make it two. Come on the Ranger are going to do something this year. Just look at the Mav,and Stars, Got to have hope and a lot of faith. That I do have. LOML is in the hospital 6 days. He is so sick he doesn’t care if Im there are not. Thing are looking up tho. As he says It Is Just A Thing. air Stream trailer. That is very old.we had one that the table made the bed ugh thanks
LMAO really funny …i can see them getting frisky on the stove!!! there is a stove right???lol great start tho!!! looking forward to where the weekend goes never mind the whole story …
Has Alice left a will and /or forwarding address since she will have to skip town when BP KILLS her…..??
This is so funny and Bette gonna kill Alice. Ok let see what’s next, thanks!