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A Lifetime – c 1
“It’s right after a big truck stop..Oh, that’s probably it,” Bette said as she spotted Billy Bob’s Trucker Heaven.
And sure enough, the next exit had the name and number that Alice had provided. They turned off to a smaller road which led into a beautiful area of hills and trees. Tina rolled down her window.
“Oh, Bette, it smells wonderful,” Tina said with great pleasure as they drove through a lovely wooded area.
When they passed a faded sign that announced, “Deep Woods Park,” they both frowned slightly but were silent.
Tina stopped at the turn-off into the “park.”
“Do you think this is it?” Tina asked hesitantly.
Bette saw five Airstream trailers scattered around a mildly overgrown area.
“This is probably it,” Bette confirmed, trying to keep her voice upbeat.
There were pickups at three of the trailers and they found trailer #5 quickly.
Bette opened the door to the Airstream and they stepped in, one at a time. They saw a sofa about three feet in front of them and a dinette to the left, both dusty. A large cobweb festooned the corner between the sofa and dinette. When Bette put her purse down on the table, a cloud of dust rose into the air, illuminated by the sun coming in from the window at the other end of the trailer.
“Glad we’re not dressing for dinner,” Tina said in a serious voice, trying to hide her amusement.
Tina stepped into the kitchenette–it took two steps– but her wife stood at the door with her hands in her pockets.
“Let’s go somewhere else,” said Bette quietly. Tina saw a look she recognizedBette’s look of disappointment, embarrassment and anger.
“Oh, baby, let’s stay at least tonight.” Tina didn’t want to reject Bette’s choice because she knew Bette was always trying to please her. She saw the muscles in Bette’s jaw jump and stepped over to her.
Tina put her arms around Bette’s waist but Bette kept her hands in her pockets, not meeting Tina’s eyes. She pulled Bette very close to her.
“Now listen. I’ll dust this place. It’s so little, it won’t take long.” She smiled as she felt Bette’s body relax somewhat.
“While I’m cleaning,” Tina continued, “you can go out and shoot something for dinner.”
Tina relaxed as she heard Bette chuckle, take her hands out of her pockets and wrap them around her. Tina kissed Bette with soft passion.
“Even if the trailer is not the greatest, the woods are beautiful. We can walk around, find a place for dinner and come back here and make love.”
“Uhmmm,” agreed Bette.
“When the lights are out and I’m in your arms, I don’t care where we are.”
Bette leaned back from their embrace to look in Tina’s eyes.
“Good thing,” she said with a huge smile.
Bette went out to the car to bring in their luggage. Tina walked toward the window that was admitting the bright light, planning to close the blinds.
When she heard a crash, Bette rushed back to the trailer. Tina was staring down at the blinds which were partially lying on her feet. She still held the cord in her hand.
Bette walked over to Tina and put her arms around her. Tina started to relax back into her lover, but then pulled away.
“Bette, we can’t be affectionate in front of the window.”
“Then let’s get away from the window so nobody can see us,” Bette suggested in a sexy voice.
“We can’t get away from the window. “You can see the entire interior of the trailer fromthe window,” Tina pointed out accurately.
Bette pulled her back to the kitchenette area which provided a little privacy where they began to kiss enthusiastically.
“We can lie on the bed and be under the window,” Bette purred in Tina’s ear as her hands slid under Tina’s blouse. Tina’s gasped as Bette’s hands slipped under her bra and took her nipples between her fingers.
“Bette,” Tina whispered, “there isn’t a bed.”
“Hmm?” Bette’s hands stopped momentarily.
“There are two beds. Twin beds. And very small twin beds. And Bette, the covers and sheets are pretty dusty.”
It was then that they heard a firm knock and looked toward the door.
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Pancha, thanks for the update to your lovely story and your right def like the way this B&T is starting. Lets hope tho drama may ensue, doesn’t go down the dark path of S3. Post soon 1 :)
Oh…Pancha…I was lmao! Just picturing Bette trying to shoot something for dinner…that was classic. thanks for the post..I miss you when you are away
“While I’m cleaning,” Tina continued, “you can go out and shoot something for dinner.” Being that I’m from West Virginia, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at this. Hell I laughed at the whole chapter. I think I scared my neighbors. Yes, I have neighbors that I don’t have to holler at to get their attention. :p
Oh my God I am so excited to see this Pancha! Hey, maybe Bette will put in a call to JT if this trailer thing doesn’t work out fot them. After all, she does owe Tina one after the Rose bowl right?
Hey Pancha…that’s hilarious! Can’t wait for the next one. So ‘massacre’? Would that be Bette returning to find Alice and tear her to shreds? :) Have a good weekend.
Pancha…the last comment from Anonymous saying it was ‘hilarious’…sorry, forgot to insert- that’s from me…Merlin. Again…can’t wait for the next chapter!
This is sooo romantic. Does Bette get to play the Al Capone part? Well, they can at least get some privacy if they just walk far enough into the woods. So glad I get to see this story from the start.
This is going to be fun. It’s always good to see that you’ve posted. (Did you see I threw a Bonaza reference into the last story for ; ) cheers!)
Hell yeah, that’s what I’m talking about! Pancha, many thanks for resurrecting this Tina and Bette. My God, this chapter was hilarious!
I was so happy to see you are going to continue with this story i come to fanfic to read all of you wonderful writers and escape the depressing state of affairs that season 3 has become. All we can do is hope that things will work out in season 4 if not at least we can get our fix of happiness and romance in your wonderful story thank you!!!!
I’m glad your back!!! Your stories are like a breath of freash air!! This little adventure should be interesting..lol!!! Only alice would find a place like this!!!
I really really really really really like where you’re going with this :) Please post soon!
Oh my God! I was laughing while reading this…I can’t believe that someone else besides me got roped into staying in an Airstream out in the middle of nowhere!!! There is a place in Washington State where they rent them as hotel rooms, but no one stays there, cause…well, why would they?! LOL We did, and now I see that you have too! Thanks for taking me down memory lane!
Thanks Pancha for lightening up the mood. With season 3 so depressing around the B&T storyline this was a much needed release. Laughed a lot, Thanks.
welcome back! I am looking forward to this story, I just love B&T in What is Love!
Yay, Pancha! Heehee…this is pretty darn funny. (is the truckstop the “nearby restaurant” that Alice suggested?)
Great New Story. More Soon Please
Poor Alice is so much dead meat now. It is actually funny, at least Tina has a sense of humor. Why in the world would Bette ask Alice to help with something like this. Too funny. Thanks for the post.
hurray, new story…i don’t care what they do and how they do it, just keep B&T together…but i’m here, reading and loving it
“Let this be just the start of so many nights like this. …I LOVE IT when you write about my favorite couple! I had to guffaw out loud! Please, hurry back soon with the rest of this…don’t ever go…
Alice is dead meat…
Pancha…thanks so much for this update. I just pictured Bette in the Airsteam after Tina told her to shoot something for dinner and I LMAO. I laughed throughout the entire story. Just the thought of Bette trying hard to make it work is quite amusing. Really like the creativity of your stories and the humor. Thanks for the update…wonder who’s knocking?
This is funny, Loved the part where Tina said…”while I’m cleaning, you can go out and shoot something for dinner.” It’s like 7.30am and I bust out laughing, and every one else is asleep. hope I didn’t wake any one. Anxiously awaiting to see where you’re taking this. UPDATE SOON!!
This was a funny chapter, liked the humour, Alice is so dead! Thank you.
You know, this is my 1st V-Day w/ the girl of my dreams and even I have something planned that doesn’t involve 10 years of dust.Watch it be Alice and the crew at the door. Great chapter!
Welcome,yes you did deserve the award. Keep on writing and make it two. Come on the Ranger are going to do something this year. Just look at the Mav,and Stars, Got to have hope and a lot of faith. That I do have. LOML is in the hospital 6 days. He is so sick he doesn’t care if Im there are not. Thing are looking up tho. As he says It Is Just A Thing. air Stream trailer. That is very old.we had one that the table made the bed ugh thanks
LMAO really funny …i can see them getting frisky on the stove!!! there is a stove right???lol great start tho!!! looking forward to where the weekend goes never mind the whole story …
Has Alice left a will and /or forwarding address since she will have to skip town when BP KILLS her…..??
This is so funny and Bette gonna kill Alice. Ok let see what’s next, thanks!