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    A Lifetime – c 2

     

    “Well, in the morning, if you’ll stop by trailer #3,” she gestured toward a trailer across the clearing, “we’ll show you a beautiful little pool and waterfall you might like.  You know, before you skedaddle back to the city.”

     

    After this surprising guest left, they decided to go to dinner as it was beginning to get dark.  Fortunately the lights in the trailer worked and they left them on.  Neither had noticed a place to eat anywhere near the park.

     

    “Maybe Alice meant the truck stop,” Tina offered.

     

    “Oh, fuck,” Bette said weakly as she thought of Al’s description of the eating place nearby the park.  It was “good-sized” and had a “varied” menu. 

     

    “I’m going to kill Alice and then I’m going to resuscitate her and kill her againseveral times,” Bette muttered under her breath.

     

    “What, baby?” Tina asked as she maneuvered the car down the mountain road.

     

    Bette reached over, rubbed Tina’s arm and left her hand there.  Tina drew the hand to her lips, kissed it and put it carefully back on her arm.

     

    They were somewhat over-dressed for Billy Bob’s Trucker Heaven but the food was plentiful and surprisingly good.  They got a few strange looks, but people were polite. 

     

    After eating, they went back to a bathroom marked “Women Haulers.”  As they were washing their hands, two “women haulers” entered and smiled at them.

     

    “Are you ladies interested in a foursome?” one asked.

     

    Without thinking, Bette put her arm around Tina’s waist and, also without thinking, Tina moved against Bette.

     

    They extricated themselves from the situation as quickly and courteously as possible.

     

    “The whole time I was at the diner, I felt as though I were naked,” Tina commented as they drove back to the park.

     

    “Well, there were probably more than a few men and women who were fantasizing about that,” Bette observed.

     

    “Did you consider the foursome?” Tina teased.

     

    “No,” smiled Bette casually.  “Can you imagine four people on those two tiny beds?  Not possible.”

     

    “They might have had a bigger bedin the back of their truck.”

     

    “Now, there’s a thought,” Bette chuckled.

     

    “When we get back, we’ll hang that cloth that Ruby gave us so we’ll have some privacy,” continued Bette.

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    Comments

    1. i once put my back out in the back of a very small car and i was much younger than bette porter– and it hurt…if bette does her back it just might save alice’ ass

    2. Pancha, so damn funny. “I’m going to kill Alice and then I’m going to resuscitate her and kill her again…several times,” ROFLMFAO. Nothing like sweet painful reminders…LOL. Al is in such deep trouble. At least Bette and Tina are making the best of out the situation. I don’t know where and how you come up with these stories, but I love that you do. Thanks for the update.

    3. Soooooooooo cute and I sorry Ally there is NO saving Alice. Her A** is grass, now on to the waterfall. Hang in there Amanda, we know you will get over your block.

    4. This reminded me so much of Dana and Jenny’s clumsy attempt at coupling in S1, except no one spilled any drinks here or agreed to be just friends. Like Van said, where do you come up with this stuff? I’m starting to think a lot of the silliness and gut-busting humor comes from personal experience. Now I wonder if Tina and Bette will be able to move in the morning. Maybe they can buy matching ice packs.

    5. Sweet!! And funny!! I do remember waking up, and opening my eyes…but not being able to focus cause the wall was literally touching my nose, I was that close! thanks for this!!

    6. This story or chapter was so funny. At least these two love each other and can laugh about it later in life. After staying in a larger RV for 6 months after hurricane Ivan, I understand being cramped. At least they are going to go home soon.

    7. pancha..thank you for the laughter. I just read it after watching tonight’s episode…I am staying positive…even if I have to wait until fucking S4. so glad I have the authors on this site

    8. That was just hilarious….and Alice is so dead!!!! But when in love these things doesn’t matter – just being together is enough :o))) I’m looking forward too the next post…

    9. Let’s hope Tina remains a small animal for the rest of the night or someone will go crashing to the floor. Actually I did that once as an 8 year old from an upper bunk in the family’s camper. This was very funny, Pancha. Nothing like some good bruises as souvenirs of a romantic getaway. I’m pretty sure Alice will be made to be very sorry when they get home.

    10. goodness where do u come up with this stuff???? LOL!!! While I was reading I was wondering who is gonna go “bump in the night” first. LMAO!!!! I’m sorry for Al when they get back home (Al you’ve got some splainin to do???!!!). and maybe Bette will plan something a bit more romantic for her T when they settle back in once they’re home.

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