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    A Lifetime – c 2

     

    “Right.  ‘Love is blind, but the neighbors’ ain’t,’” chuckled Tina.

     

    When they arrived back at the trailer park and stepped into the Airstream, they stopped.  It didn’t take long to look around this tiny space and realize that it had been cleanedno dustno cobwebs.

     

    They put their purses down and noticed that dust didn’t fly.  They walked into the tiny bedroom space and saw a coke bottle on the bedside table which contained a freshly-picked flower.

     

    There was a note written on a lined piece of paper, obviously torn from a small notebook.

     

    If you need a shower in the morning you can use ours or bathe at the pool.

     Billie   Ruby

     

    “Look,” said Tina softly, “they’ve made up one of the beds with clean linens.”

     

    “And the cloth is covering the window.”

     

    Bette smiled and slid her arms around Tina’s waist and pulled her back against her. And they both looked at the one bed.

     

    Bette doused the lights and began undressing Tina.   She lifted her arms to help Bette disrobe her and remained passive as Bette removed her bra.  She knew that Bette sometimes liked to take complete charge doing this and so simply watched her with love and desire.

     

    “It was sweet that they just made up one bed,” Tina whispered, smiling as Bette removed the rest of her clothes.  She liked to hold Bette’s head softly as Bette removed her pants and panties.

     

    Bette carefully laid Tina on the clean bed. 

     

    “They knew exactly how much space we needed for tonight,” Bette smiled delightedly at Tina.

     

    She removed her clothes slowly while Tina watched.  When she finished, Tina reached up for her and Bette settled on top of her wife.  Fortunately, they enjoyed fitting themselves together this way because tonight there wasn’t much other choice. The bed was so narrow that there wasn’t much room to maneuver.

     

    They kissed each other silly as they felt their bodies prepare for deeper intimacy.  Bette lifted up and moved down Tina’s body with her lips.

     

    “Baby,” warned Tina, “don’t fall off the bed.”

     

    Bette moved her body further down Tina and heard a thump and Bette stopped.

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    Comments

    1. i once put my back out in the back of a very small car and i was much younger than bette porter– and it hurt…if bette does her back it just might save alice’ ass

    2. Pancha, so damn funny. “I’m going to kill Alice and then I’m going to resuscitate her and kill her again…several times,” ROFLMFAO. Nothing like sweet painful reminders…LOL. Al is in such deep trouble. At least Bette and Tina are making the best of out the situation. I don’t know where and how you come up with these stories, but I love that you do. Thanks for the update.

    3. Soooooooooo cute and I sorry Ally there is NO saving Alice. Her A** is grass, now on to the waterfall. Hang in there Amanda, we know you will get over your block.

    4. This reminded me so much of Dana and Jenny’s clumsy attempt at coupling in S1, except no one spilled any drinks here or agreed to be just friends. Like Van said, where do you come up with this stuff? I’m starting to think a lot of the silliness and gut-busting humor comes from personal experience. Now I wonder if Tina and Bette will be able to move in the morning. Maybe they can buy matching ice packs.

    5. Sweet!! And funny!! I do remember waking up, and opening my eyes…but not being able to focus cause the wall was literally touching my nose, I was that close! thanks for this!!

    6. This story or chapter was so funny. At least these two love each other and can laugh about it later in life. After staying in a larger RV for 6 months after hurricane Ivan, I understand being cramped. At least they are going to go home soon.

    7. pancha..thank you for the laughter. I just read it after watching tonight’s episode…I am staying positive…even if I have to wait until fucking S4. so glad I have the authors on this site

    8. That was just hilarious….and Alice is so dead!!!! But when in love these things doesn’t matter – just being together is enough :o))) I’m looking forward too the next post…

    9. Let’s hope Tina remains a small animal for the rest of the night or someone will go crashing to the floor. Actually I did that once as an 8 year old from an upper bunk in the family’s camper. This was very funny, Pancha. Nothing like some good bruises as souvenirs of a romantic getaway. I’m pretty sure Alice will be made to be very sorry when they get home.

    10. goodness where do u come up with this stuff???? LOL!!! While I was reading I was wondering who is gonna go “bump in the night” first. LMAO!!!! I’m sorry for Al when they get back home (Al you’ve got some splainin to do???!!!). and maybe Bette will plan something a bit more romantic for her T when they settle back in once they’re home.

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