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A Walk on the Wild Side – Chapter 20
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Tina’s knowledge was born out a few minutes later, as 4 more Lionesses emerged into the open, each of them ensuring their young were not lost or distracted in the move. Two lions, their golden manes billowing in the breeze, following behind protecting their pride.
The Lionesses set to work, scouring the area looking for the food to sustain them after their trek, whilst the Lions took cover under the shade for their afternoon siesta, not moving an inch except for their tales swishing occasionally to distract the flies around them.
Tina explained that the male of the species would typically rest for around 20 hours a day, just lying there conserving energy. The other 4 hours he will eat the food killed by the females, copulate, and fight off any risk to his place at the head of the pride. He will regularly fight younger lions for dominance, the loser being forced to leave the pride, and end his days as a nomad, wondering across the grasslands alone, his anguished roars reverberating across the landscape like a crash of thunder.
Tina slowly drove them past this amazing sight, a silent agreement to return to them some day soon.
As they headed closer to the watering hole, a blur of black came thundering past the front of the vehicle causing Tina to brake sharply.
“Jesus, what the ***** was that” Bette spluttered, the drink of water she was taking finding it’s way down the front of her shirt in the sudden halting of their journey.
“It was a rhino” Tina replied with frustration. She contemplated following it so that they could get a better view when she noticed it’s mate heading toward them, tossing her head in the time old ritual of attracting her mate by showing off her curving front horn to it’s best advantage.
Tina froze, slowly putting the Land Rover in reverse, whilst keeping her foot firmly on the clutch.
“What’s she doing?” Asked Bette gripping on to the dashboard her knuckles white with fear.
“She thinks the car is *****” Tina replied, her voice even, not betraying her nervousness”
“What!” Exclaimed Bette.
“They have particularly poor eyesight, and I think she is mistaking us for her mate.” Tina explained. They see by smell, and her mate just passed within 2 feet of us.From over there we look just like him!”
The Rhino beckoned to them with her small beakish upper lip. Blinking her small eyes at the car, too nearsighted to realize that seconds earlier her paramour, sniffing the scent of humans, ran away into the bushes.
She started to prance on the spot, confused as to why her mate was refusing her advances. When she still didn’t receive a response she lowered her powerful horn into the ground, removing a large tuft of grass, and lifting her head, tossed it seductively through the air. Both girls jumped as it landed with a loud metallic thud on the cars bonnet, shaking the vehicle slightly.
Confused and angered that her seduction techniques were drawing no response she decided that drastic measures were the order of the day. She lowered her head, holding her horn like a medieval knight holds it’s lance, and started her attack. She dashed angrily at the front grille and hurled ferociously 3 tonnes of feminine beauty at her suitor.
Bette’s blood ran cold, as she closed her eyes tightly shut awaiting the inevitable sickening crash she will feel, as the prehistoric looking creature’s solid 20 inch long horn slices through the flimsy metal around them like a can opener.
“Teeeeeeee” She screamed in terror
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brb — YYYIIIPPPEEE!!!! im first i hope
“THUD” Holy Crap what a way 2 leave us!!! Now there is no other choice but 2 wait until I think u said Saturday, hmmmmm oh well, I’m ah waiting!!!!
OMG!!!!I have so many comments I need to breath before I say them BRB
Oh right, leave us with a cliff hanger then tell us you wont be back until Sunday……very unfair Ms tbsaver!!
Hhhmmmm……I can just imagine being on that picnic withe them and all those fabulous animals…..one day I’ll do that myself!
tb honey, if the shoe fits then you must wear it. and you mustnt hide. whatever for. sure did miss you. i needed a one nighter, thank you very much. ;)) this was beautiful. loved your analogy, about the theater. CROO any room up there in that beautiful napa valley for a guest. havent been to my old stomping grounds in quite a while. OT – i love your writing, as you already know. had to tell you again. its seems so beautiful but dangerous all at the same time, which is intoxicating. would you really be my guide. it would be a trip. post soon, girl. glad your refreshed, im not,
OMG! And we have to wait until SUNDAY? Damn! Just shoot me now! LOL! Great chapter! Guess I’ll be anxiously awaiting Sunday.
ROTFLMFAO!!!!! The rhino, haha ok let me pace myself I just can’t stop laughing. Ok let me start off by saying have you ever been in a bar or club, and some ugly person wants you????
Hmm, That’s want I see when I think about the rhino. OH and the rhino is so a lesbian! and I might say it has good taste. WTF I know tina has some darts in the land rover, first of all the fucking rhino is running at the front of the truck, worst place to have damage too. So tina as her cool ass safari gudie self need to pull out the dart gun and pop that rhino in the ass!!
I think bette needs a pair of depends right about now LOL
OK this is my question for TB?? so they have be out on the plain lands and that stuff right?? So there having sex, so how are they umm how are they showering or taking baths?? cause I know those lake thing are not clean and theres crocs and gators?? Well if you ask me it fucking nasty. But I also don’t go camping cause I think it’s dirty.
What? You can’t just stop there. No fair.
ok I’m back, let me start out by saying I’m sorry I said something about ugly people which in general I was talking aobut myself lol
Ok everyone is welcome to my house, you have a couple of choices you can sleep on the floor or on the lazyboys or in my bed with me lmao. Cause you don’t want to know what happen to the couch.
So albees pack your shit up and stop by.
YOU’RE MAKING US WAIT! NOOOOOOO! PLEASE POST SOON!
HI!!!! Sorry it took me only twenty chapters to comment. :( I’ve been following the story though. :D Two more days before your next update, what to do…good thing I’ll be working LONG hours the whole weekend. Great update/chapter as usual, looking forward to your next post!! Don’t hide for too long.
So I guess there is going to be a sleepover at CR00’s house. Let’s get going. Great chapter and my stomach hurts from laughing. That Rhino was wanting a little action and wasn’t happy. See ya here on Sunday.
Human or animal, do EVER mess with a woman when she thinks she’s being sexy! Beauty is only skin deep, and in this case the Rhino might find it’s only as deep as Land Rover metal. I hope that Tina’s quick actions take them out of harms way. This is truly “live” theater.
It may be beautiful, but it’s called ‘wildlife’ for a reason. Great chapter.
K
Well damn. I hope they are ok. Can’t wait til Sunday.
Bette is made for the city !!!!!!!! nice post
Oh man you can’t leave us like this, please post soon, thanks. Glad to catch up with your story!
OMG!!!! Ok its Sunday we need to know what is going to happen!!!!!
The last 4 chapters have been terrific as always.
PLEASE post soon. Thanks
Wow talk about terrifying! It’s awesome that B&T get to experience all of these things firsthand, but it’s also extremely frightening!
“Yeah, thank god that herd of elephants moved on.” Bette laughed. “Now that was a smell!”
I can totally vouch for that lol Worst circus experience ever! Haha
I need to breath, What in the world. Just get then out of there. Poor Bette just peeed her pants. thanks