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After the storm.. the rainbow ch 09
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John: I like the cat of the story
Alice: (smiling) I hope you never want to give the book a bath
John: aunt Alice I miss my moms
Alice: oh baby i’m sure your moms missed you too and your little sister
A few minutes later Alice was rocking John reading for him
Alice : well that’s the end
John: Aunt Alice tell me another story
Alice: (not believing he still wants other story) I don’t know another story, well not one that Bette would let me tell you anyway
John: please tell me another one
Alice: (defeated) okay, but then you will sleep, it’s late already
Alice: (clearing her throat) ok once upon a time a hot princess.. Ops not a good start lets try again once upon a time a beautiful princess
Twenty minutes later, John had finally fell sleep. Alice waited for more 10 minutes to make sure he was sleeping and then she stood up. When she reached the doorknob
John: Aunt Alice, where are you going?
Alice: hum the kitchen. I will be right back. Go back to sleep
John: can I go too? I want milk
Alice: You better stay here because I’m going to the bathroom too. I will bring you a glass
John: I want go to the bathroom too
Alice: and i’m going to say goodnight to your aunt Dana so it better you stay here
John: I want to say goodnight to aunt Dane too
Alice (hitting her forehead on the door, completely annoyed and muttered to herself): I can’t believe this, why not only Tks genes??? 2 Porters are too much to handle (to John) let’s go because you need to sleep soon
The next day
It was so late when Dana and Alice went sleep that the next day they woke up late. Shane and Carmen were making breakfast for all of them and taking care of John who had woke up earlier looking for Mr. noodles. Later Carmen and Shane went home and Dana went to the training while Alice and John got ready to leave
Alice: (almost screaming) John, let’s go I don’t want to face Bette’s anger again
John: (walking with difficulty) I’m here aunt Alice
Alice: (noticing his bag) why did take you so long to pick up your things? And why your bag is so heavy?
Alice: (taking the bag off his hands) what did you put here? I’m even afraid to look
Alice carefully opened the bag and a scared Mr. noodles jumped on her face again making her fall
Alice: stupid cat How comes you took him again after that bath?
John: I gave him pizza and he likes it
Alice: let’s go, quickly, I don’t wanna be here when the pizza starts to make effect
John: can I have him aunt Alice?
Alice: I would love that baby, but no you can’t your aunt Dana loves him very much
John: (smiling) I luv him. He luv me too
Alice: yeah i’m about that and why would you bring him to your house?
John: Mommy let me to have a puppy
Alice: (with an evil grin) your mommy? Really? not your mamma?
One hour late at Kennard Porter kingdom
Bette: (hearing the doorbell) Finally, I was starting to think we couldn’t trust on Alice anymore
Bette (opening the door): What the ***** is that in your hands?????
Alice: (Smiling) rise and shine Porter!!!
John (smiling holding a maltese dog): Hi mamma !!!!!!!!!!
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okay so laughing so much at a cat’s discomfort isn’t nice right ? alice is okay to mock but it really isn’t nice to laugh at a cat being tortured — even if it by a kid that is as cute as bette/tina. you are so f — ing good pan !!!
that was funny… I hope you had as much fun writing it than we have reading it… so you post soon again. thanks
I love your story, it’s so nice to be able to laugh (LMAO) between all the drama that’s going on on the ff-board!!
Okay, since my room mate took forever in the bathroom, I got to read it before bedtime. That was hilarious, great update, absolutely worth waiting for. Now I have to go to bed… only 5 hours before I have to get up. Great update, poor cat… lol 5 stars coming your way. ;)
John is hysterical :-) I love this story. Sounds like Alice bought John a puppy?!?!?!?!? Am I right?
So funny,couldn’t stop laughing, Poor Alice is going to be in so much trouble with Bette, for brining a puppy home> Post a new chapter soon.
someone’s in trouble….LOL
That was hilarious. That poor cat! I thought for sure John was going to kill him. LOL. Al is in SO much trouble. Thanks..love the story.
This chapter is so funny and poor the cat, now the dog and someone is in trouble lol. Ok post soon please, thanks!
very funny! bette is going to kill al and still lovin you and thank no fire this time!!!!!!
OMG….i haven’t laughed this hard in awhile. That poor cat…Alice and John are a hoot together. Can’t wait for the next part.
pandora..that was fucking hilarious! Thank you! post soon
Soooo funny cant wait for Bette’s response
BETTE IS GOING TO KICK HER ASS… buying john a puppy… love this story… brings back so many memories… ok lets see bette’s reaction… bring it on baby
john is so funny and that puppy is going to be in some serious trouble and his name is J O H N.
another great update
Oh my God, John is 3 kids rolled into one.And what an imagination, he thinks of everything that he does not need to and so damned funny. Just hilarious. Boy, Bette and Tina have their hands full. Poor Alice with a dog. Bette is gonna kill her. Thanks for the post.
Hey pandora007…I have just been catching up on your story and what a great one :o)) This is so funny, sweet and adorable – I just love this little family including John…what not to love about him lmao. I can’t wait to see Bettes reaction to the puppy….