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Alone part2
“SHIT!!… Helena… I didn’t really think about her” … OK she’s really fucked up “You’re right you’re right…. Um let’s keep going then” (They got up put their palm fronds on their heads and started walking again until they heard something in the woods)
“Did you hear that?”
“Um yea…” (They heard a noise again) “what the fuck was that?”
“Ok just stay calm” (they were hiding deeper under their palm fronds. Then all of a sudden a woman came out screaming with a knife on her hand. Her face was covered with dirt so you really couldn’t see her face)
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (She attract Alice throwing her to the floor)
“SHIT!!!, SHANE!!! (Shane went towards the struggling ladies and grabbed the knife from the crazy woman and pushed her to the other side. The woman got up)
“WHAT THE FUCK!!!!” (Shine said confused)
“What the fuck? You can’t just jump into people like a barbarian and the put a knife on their face!! I am an important celebrity from where I came from-” (Alice said standing up)
“Shane?..” wait a second?…no she cant be
“Dana?..” holly shit is her
“Come on Shane Dana Fairbanks with mud on her face I don’t think- …oh my god is you… maybe I’m not a celebrity at all…”
“I’m sorry I scared you”
“Oh you didn’t scared me… maybe just a little bit, but hey!! Don’t worry about it,… it’s all laughs now” (She laugh nervously but no one else did) “Maybe it’s not that funny after all” (She said turning around and sitting on the sand again living Shane and Dana to talk)
“Whay are you covered in mud Dana?”
“well… you know for camouflage… like in the war movies” (They were silent for a couple of seconds but the Alice and Shane burst out laughing) “Ok what ever… have you seen Lara?”
“You mean your girlfriend?” lol she was doing this on purpose
“NO… I mean she’s my friend and she’s a girl… but not my girlfriend, girlfriend… just my girlfriend” this is too funny (Shane and Alice burst out laughing again) “Ok you know what forget it I will find her myself” (She started walking)
“No, no… wait… we’re sorry” (Dana stopped)… “if your not ready to get out of the closet it’s ok” (Dana rolled her eyes and started walking again)
“ALICE!!!!!!!…. Dana stop!!… She is just playing with you ok?… we need to find the others and we have to stay together to do so” (Dana kept on walking) “We can help you find Lara” (Dana stopped and turned back)
“I’m sorry I didn’t mean to piss you off”
“… right , um have you find anyone else?”
“Nope … just the three of us”
“Look guys its getting late we should find somewhere to sleep”
“right… I don’t see a 5 star hotel here for miss Fairbanks” (Dana turned to Alice looking annoyed)
“ALICE!!”
“I’m sorry it was just a joke… Jesus talking about sense of humor”
“Nobody was talking about humor “Alice”!!” (Dana got on Alice face) ok this is going to get ugly
“Can this get any worse?” (Shane said to her self. Then it started raining) “Yes it can…”
“Shit!!! What the fuck are we going to do now?”
“Freeze to dead”
“Alice you’re not helping”
“Well… I saw this movie once…….”
2 Hours later
(Alice, Shane and Dana were on the ground all of them wrapped around each other, hugging looking for heat. Dana in the middle.)
“exactly in what movie did you saw this?”
“With out a paddle…” (Seconds of silence but then they all started laughing)
“You are too much guys” (Shane said)
“Um Alice… do you think… you can put your hand in my stomach… I’m freezing cold…?” … and she still says she’s not gay?
“Um sure… can you just get closer?”
“Right…” (She said moving in closer)
“Um Shane…?”
“Can you guys just shut up and go to sleep”
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Please tell me what you think!?!?!!?!?! Come on !!!!!!!!
Why do I always end up begging? lol
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I like it when you beg….But that’s not the point. I like the story so far. It had a bumpy start but if you can weave it with a good amount of consistency, drama and all around insanity….you’ll be good. LOL. The comedy is very on-point and you managed to peg Alice and Dana’s dynamic very well(circa season 1), and Shane is hilarious. I can picture them lying on the ground and cuddling to get warm. But they’re all so skinny, hardly anyone gets warm….you may have to start a er…fire(You’ll probably need Carmen for that, LMAO!). But then again, 98°F x 3 is well beyond boiling water so….Keep it coming. :D
Aw, Babe . . . You ain’t gotta’ beg dis’ tomboy ;-p I’ll do the beggin’, I would really like to have more please!!! LOL This is awesome, and I’m ready to find everybody else especially Carmen, so . . . yeah . . . Please ~best puppy dog eyes~ Anyways, like always from me, Baby-girl, LYLAS ;-p . . . HoLlA aT mE!!! Stank . . . da’ one and only, chicka!!
I hope there will be many happy danish moments in this story I like the story so far so please post again soon.