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Backstory ~ Chapter 13c
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“What display?”
“And you think that innocent look is going to work. I saw you. We all saw you. Staring at the box with the she wolf howl. Jaws open. Tongues hanging out. Drooling. It was disgusting.”
“You misunderstood the whole thing. We were worried, that’s all. You know, another pack might be nearby.
“Drooling because there is another pack? You are pathetic.” Little Sweetie stretched her body out;, leaving n room for her mate.
Gray Blaze’s mate simply looked at him as he approached. “Asshole.”
Gray Blaze shrugged. His mate had said that to him so often that he long ago had decided that it was her pet name for him.
The patriarch got the worst response. The matriarch didn’t wait for his approach. Instead, she walked to him, head lowered as she glared at her mate.
“That was quite a show.”
“But…”
“Aren’t you to old to act like such a fool?”
“But…”
“And you are the role model for the entire pack, its leader. Is that how you want to be followed?”
“But…”
“Even Trouble, sweet little boy wolf, followed your example.”
“But…”
“You should be ashamed of yourself.”
“But…”
“I should make you apologize to every female in the pack.”
“But…”
“Well, do you have anything to say for your self?”
“But…”
“Well?”
“Uh, no.”
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For the next few days, Tina continued to leave very early and come home very late. Bette began to rise early just so that she could have some personal time with Tina while she was awake.
Bette was peeling a red grapefruit for them to share when something on the radio caught her attention. “T, what’s a ‘monster triple b’?”
“Hmm?”
“A ‘monster triple b’.”
“Oh. They’re gonna play in a row a bunch of songs by the same artist. If it’s ‘monster,’ it’s usually 5.”
“’Triple b’?”
“Best better blast.’ A promotion gimmick.”’
Bette shook her head.
“I know, babe. Philistines.” Tina laughed as she headed to the clothes dryer to grab the workout gear she had laundered the prior night. She had fallen asleep before she had put it in the dryer.
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If only you´d post a chapter every morning – nothing can ruin this day. God it was funny. Thank you
This was such a hilarious chapter. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry when Red was talking to Tina. Was so cute the brotherly love. Have I told you that I love this story…. I do! I do! Thank you :)
Ha! Red! What a hoot! Damn decent of him, though. I’ve always had a soft spot for him. And Blaze must be peace loving, like the patriarch, but in all the times I’ve called someone an asshole, it was never an endearment nor did I expect a loving response. I guess we all can learn from different cultures.
“You’re a lunatic!” Of course he is. He howls at the moon!
Oh, and I might be a little slow, but it took a three-segment reread before I realized that Tina “sensing” Bette behind her was a consequence of the soap thing… I can’t wait till she figures it out. :D Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Oh Spumoni another humorous home run! I think Bette has a soft spot for Trouble and that coversation Tina had with Red made me chuckle. Thanks for giving us this story that makes one feel good no matter what’s happening in their day!
That was hilariously funny. A she wolf and the radio. Red is just trying to be a good brother.
All I can say is please keep weiting about these wonderful wolves. This funny and I love these stories so much. What are they going to do for Thanksgiving?? Love this story thanks so much/
This is effing hilarious! I just discovered this story not long ago… The humour is so creative. Love it!
Very funny! I loved it.
lol,Shakira’s She Wolf! Where your wild imagination comes from?! Thank you.
LOL at Shakira’s Loba.. That was freaking hilarious. Thanks for posting!
Hi, dear sweet Spumoni! *waving* We loved this wolfies’update. It was hilarious and our bellies ached, due to the load of laughter you provoked with this amazing installment. It was a good exercise, though. Hehehe Thanks for bringing us this story. You left a HUGE smile on our faces. PPS Hugs & kisses on both your cheeks.- Lucero & Marsha (Proud Salsa Aunties to the loving JC, Eunichick, ZLFAN, T_Daze, Melrose231 and Tias Adoradas to Patpez) P.S. Have we mentioned that our fav wolfie is Trouble? Hehehe He is SO cute, indeed. Now we know why Bette is so taken aback by his natural charm. xoxo
Bloody hell..that was hysterical!!!!! OMG…what creativity. Love it!
bloody hilarious…i needed a laugh…thk u.
LOL…reading, laughing and loving it
Hilarious but… funny but great story but lol PPS
hahahaha! Yeah, Tina, stop cheating on Bette with a wolf, darn it! That was awesome. “Big brother to little sister talk” “We’re littermates!” LOL. Why must you make me laugh so?