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Backstory ~ Chapter 13d
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Both Tina and Kit looked at the complaining blonde, eyebrows raised.
“Sometimes I steal the pineapple.”
Kit ignored the clarification, “So what brings the busy studio executive here in the middle of the day?”
“The office was driving me crazy. I needed a break.”
“So you replaced office crazy with this,” Kit tilted her head towards Alice, “kind of crazy?”
“Yeah, a different kind of crazy qualifies as a break.”
“I’m sitting right here.”
Tina smiled sweetly, “At least we’re not talking about you behind your back.”
“What were you girls talking about?” Kit asked, diverting the conversation.
“Reality TV. I was explaining to Tina that she and Bette should consider…”
“How did you find out?” Kit exclaimed. “Damn. It was supposed to be a surprise!” Kit looked at Tina, “I was waiting for the final contracts to be signed before I told you and Bette, but I guess you know.”
“Know what, Kit?”
“About the reality show I’m gonna be on.”
Tina’s surprise was clear.
“What, that wasn’t what you were talking about?”
“Alice was trying to convince me that the world was ready for a reality show featuring the Porter-Kennards of West Hollywood.”
“And nothing about me?” Kit asked.
“No, but what about you?”
Kit sighed. “I’ve been so excited and it’s been hard to keep it a secret, you know, but I didn’t want to tell you and Bette until it was a sure thing.”
“Until what was a sure thing?” Alice asked.
“I am gonna be on the third season of Home with Daddy,” Kit excitedly squealed and looked expectantly at Tina and Alice.
“Omigod, Slim Daddy’s show!”
Tina looked back and forth between Alice and Kit, clearly not understanding the conversation.
“This season, Slim Daddy is going to manage two artists, a young guy just starting out and me. They’re gonna show career strategy with me and Slim Daddy and meetings with song writers and recording sessions. They’re gonna film some at The Planet. You know, as background. Some live performances, maybe some here. It’ll be good exposure”
“Kit that’s great!” Tina jumped up and hugged the older woman. “I’m so happy for you!”
“I was just telling Tina that a staple of reality TV is the eccentric but wise friend. You know, adding some levity but also some real world grounding.”
“Alice, you can be the eccentric, but I had other people in mind for the wisdom part.” Kit looked at Tina. “I thought you and Bette, Angelica too, might want to appear. It would only be once or twice.”
Tina was speechless.
“See, Tina. What did I tell you? You guys are reality TV gold.” Alice turned to Kit, “Just get Slim Daddy to throw in some lesbian sex stuff.”
“Alice!” Tina exclaimed.
“No, no. Hints at lesbian sex. Nothing onscreen. . Kit, tell Slim Daddy that the lesbian sex has gotta be tasteful.”
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LOL. Nothing spices up reality TV like a dysfunctional family, and you can’t get any more dysfunctional than a wolf family jealous of the radio. Hahaha, your brain, Spumogan, should be called The Brain that Laid Comedy Gold Eggs. The very idea that it’s the wolf side of Tina that appeals to Bette… Man, IC should have stolen this idea for the sixth season of the L word. Instead of CSI:L word, it could have been “Where the Wild Lez Are” or something.
Bette and Tina and Angie and Kit (Kate) Plus Eight (Wolves)! …I’d watch it! Thanks!
What an excellent update. Loved it all. Just when you think can this get any better it does. Thank you so much Spumoni.
Hi, dear sweet Spumoni! *waving* What a treat! Yaaayyy!!! *doing happy dance* You have brought us now several wolfies updates and we are in cloud nine. Hehehe Ah, having Tina worried because Bette was watching the radio, due to the reaction of the male wolfies was just hysterical. Then, the idea of a reality show, to include B&T, Angelica, Kit and the wolf pack, sounds like a TV hit to us. Can’t stop laughing. Please consider us, officially, as wolfies fans and avid readers of your backpack story. *wink wink* Thanks for your kind generosity, dearest friend. PPS Hugs & kisses on both your cheeks. Love, Lucero & Marsha (Proud Salsa Aunties to the loving JC, Eunichick, ZLFAN, T_Daze, Melrose231 and Tias Adoradas to Patpez)
Poor Tina is working/trying too hard. None of us can hold back time, although in her part of the world a whole lot of people make a whole lot of surgeons very rick trying. But Tina is exhausting herself and beginning to be a bit delusional as far as that she wolf in a box is concerned. I’m glad to find that I share Bette’s good taste/snobbery in pop music. (But why are they so old school with the sweetner? I switched to Splenda LONG ago.) But Tina needs to chill, she almost spilled the wolf beans to Alice complaining about Shakira’s unaccented howl. And while Alice might be right about the appeal of Bette and Tina televised, it will be hard to keep the wolves in the closet, so to speak, should they involve themselves in Kit’s program. And if they don’t they risk miffing (when was the last time you heard someone use ‘miff’?) Kit but refusing. What a dilemma!
kick alice’s ass!!! lol. loving this crazy twisted tale-u have a great quirky sense of humour.
Loved it and i dont care how long you write this, its so cleverly written! :)PPS
Spumoni…this backstory isn’t silliness…it is pure genius. I don’t know how you keep the humour up…it’s incredible!
Poor Bette, she is clueless to the happenings of the house. She is being accused of falling for a different She wolf instead of She Wolf Tina, but in reality Bette was looking at the lighting that was moving around the kitchen at that hour.
I start warming up to this wolf idea… And the best part is that I have so much to catch up with!
I love this story. Awesome update. Lol at Tina thinking Bette’s into she wolfs. Hilarious as usual. Thanks for posting.
you had me in giggles all morning while reading this…this story is one of my absolute favorites…i don’t like shakira LOL
I’m old enough to catch the ‘Radio Ga Ga’ reference and now we know where Tina got her eye rolling habit.
Hey Betty is a she wolf. But she is lucker than the real thing. she has Tina. I love this, hope you can do this story for a long time. thank you