Fan Fiction
This story has been set to a rating of PG-13. Age verification is required to proceed.
Backstory ~ Chapter 13d
Login to add story to favorites
“There’s a video? What, she wears a wolf costume?”
“Uh, no. She doesn’t wear much of anything.”
“She thinks wolves are naked?”
“Uh, Tina. Wolves don’t wear clothes.”
“That’s because they have fur! I mean, most of them have fur.”
“It’s just a song, Tina.”
“And that howl. Who is going to believe that that is her howling? It doesn’t even sound like her. That howl does not have a Columbian accent.”
~~
“So, have you given it any thought?”
“What, Alice?” Tina asked as she swirled her straw in her iced latte, still caught up in her outrage at the song.
“The reality show!”
“Yeah. The reality show.”
“Tina, I wasn’t kidding. You guys are reality TV gold. You: soft mushy executive on the outside, ruthless corporate monster. Bette: high strung alpha on the outside, mushy inside. These shows love that contrast, where the outside person doesn’t match the inside. You’ve got the Hollywood glitter: Bette’s got the eccentric artists, professors and their adoring students. You know, a little “Lolita-type” action. Snooty parties. You’ve got me, the best friend, the homey. Oh, and there’s Helena, your ex. that’s now Bette’s friend. They could do a lot with that angle. Wait! I’m Bette’s ex. There are possibilities here.”
“Alice,” Tina warned.
“And I’m skipping past the obvious: two hot lesbians having sex on TV.”
“ALICE!”
“No no. Not actually having sex on TV. Hinting at sex. Some sexy lingerie every few episodes.” Alice explained as her hand darted towards Tina
“Hey!” Tina exclaimed.
Alice laughed triumphantly as she shoved the spear of mango into her mouth.
“Buy you own, Alice.”
“But it tastes better when it’s stolen.”
“I was saving that piece of mango for last,” Tina objected.
“Here you go,” Kit appeared with a bowl of mango slices that she placed in front of Tina.
“More!” Alice exclaimed as she dove her fork towards the bowl.
Kit pushed the bowl out of Alice’s reach. “Leave my baby sis’s baby mama alone.”
“Thanks, Kit. How’d you know that Alice…”
“She always steals the mango.”
“Hey, I do not.”
Comments
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.
LOL. Nothing spices up reality TV like a dysfunctional family, and you can’t get any more dysfunctional than a wolf family jealous of the radio. Hahaha, your brain, Spumogan, should be called The Brain that Laid Comedy Gold Eggs. The very idea that it’s the wolf side of Tina that appeals to Bette… Man, IC should have stolen this idea for the sixth season of the L word. Instead of CSI:L word, it could have been “Where the Wild Lez Are” or something.
Bette and Tina and Angie and Kit (Kate) Plus Eight (Wolves)! …I’d watch it! Thanks!
What an excellent update. Loved it all. Just when you think can this get any better it does. Thank you so much Spumoni.
Hi, dear sweet Spumoni! *waving* What a treat! Yaaayyy!!! *doing happy dance* You have brought us now several wolfies updates and we are in cloud nine. Hehehe Ah, having Tina worried because Bette was watching the radio, due to the reaction of the male wolfies was just hysterical. Then, the idea of a reality show, to include B&T, Angelica, Kit and the wolf pack, sounds like a TV hit to us. Can’t stop laughing. Please consider us, officially, as wolfies fans and avid readers of your backpack story. *wink wink* Thanks for your kind generosity, dearest friend. PPS Hugs & kisses on both your cheeks. Love, Lucero & Marsha (Proud Salsa Aunties to the loving JC, Eunichick, ZLFAN, T_Daze, Melrose231 and Tias Adoradas to Patpez)
Poor Tina is working/trying too hard. None of us can hold back time, although in her part of the world a whole lot of people make a whole lot of surgeons very rick trying. But Tina is exhausting herself and beginning to be a bit delusional as far as that she wolf in a box is concerned. I’m glad to find that I share Bette’s good taste/snobbery in pop music. (But why are they so old school with the sweetner? I switched to Splenda LONG ago.) But Tina needs to chill, she almost spilled the wolf beans to Alice complaining about Shakira’s unaccented howl. And while Alice might be right about the appeal of Bette and Tina televised, it will be hard to keep the wolves in the closet, so to speak, should they involve themselves in Kit’s program. And if they don’t they risk miffing (when was the last time you heard someone use ‘miff’?) Kit but refusing. What a dilemma!
kick alice’s ass!!! lol. loving this crazy twisted tale-u have a great quirky sense of humour.
Loved it and i dont care how long you write this, its so cleverly written! :)PPS
Spumoni…this backstory isn’t silliness…it is pure genius. I don’t know how you keep the humour up…it’s incredible!
Poor Bette, she is clueless to the happenings of the house. She is being accused of falling for a different She wolf instead of She Wolf Tina, but in reality Bette was looking at the lighting that was moving around the kitchen at that hour.
I start warming up to this wolf idea… And the best part is that I have so much to catch up with!
I love this story. Awesome update. Lol at Tina thinking Bette’s into she wolfs. Hilarious as usual. Thanks for posting.
you had me in giggles all morning while reading this…this story is one of my absolute favorites…i don’t like shakira LOL
I’m old enough to catch the ‘Radio Ga Ga’ reference and now we know where Tina got her eye rolling habit.
Hey Betty is a she wolf. But she is lucker than the real thing. she has Tina. I love this, hope you can do this story for a long time. thank you