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    Backstory ~ Chapter 13d

     

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    Tina had been sitting behind her desk for hours, unable to concentrate because images of Bette staring at the radio kept popping into her head.  She had successfully prepped for her morning meeting and had been focused throughout the tedious but important session with the studio’s production accountants. The rest of the morning, even very early afternoon, had been a complete waste.

     

    Somehow, the idea of hanging out at The Planet with Alice for just a little while popped into her head, and she was out of her office door in minutes.

     

    “Hold all calls.  Send emergencies to my cell.  I’ll be back in 45 minutes,” Tina announced, knowing she was lying about the 45 minutes, as she walked past her assistant’s desk.

     

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    As soon as Tina sat down, she noticed the music.  “When did Kit stop playing jazz?”

     

    Alice listened for a moment.  “She said that she was experimenting with ways to create more table turnover.  The stuff she was playing was making everyone too comfortable and they didn’t want to leave.  They’d get a soy latte, maybe a muffin, and sit here all day.”

     

    Tina glanced at the empty espresso glass and the remnants of a croissant on the table in front of Alice.

     

    “What? That’s not a latte or a muffin. Besides, I’m family.  And Marina had made me an official taste tester, and I got to keep that when she sold to Kit.”

     

    “And that was in the sales contract?”

     

    “At least by implication.”

     

    Tina stopped speaking as she was certain she was hearing the beginning of the song that now haunted her life.  She had been certain that she could trust Kit’s loyalty to jazz, but The Planet was not the safe haven she had thought it would be.

     

    “Tina?”

     

    “I hate that fucking song.”

     

    “That?” Alice tilted her head upwards to the unseen speakers.

     

    “That.”

     

    “You have to admit Shakira’s hot.”

     

    “I do not have to admit that she is hot.  And what is this stupid song all about?  She’s a she wolf?  Let me tell you Alice, Shakira is no she wolf.”

     

    “Have you seen the video?”

    Comments

    1. LOL. Nothing spices up reality TV like a dysfunctional family, and you can’t get any more dysfunctional than a wolf family jealous of the radio. Hahaha, your brain, Spumogan, should be called The Brain that Laid Comedy Gold Eggs. The very idea that it’s the wolf side of Tina that appeals to Bette… Man, IC should have stolen this idea for the sixth season of the L word. Instead of CSI:L word, it could have been “Where the Wild Lez Are” or something.

    2. Hi, dear sweet Spumoni! *waving* What a treat! Yaaayyy!!! *doing happy dance* You have brought us now several wolfies updates and we are in cloud nine. Hehehe Ah, having Tina worried because Bette was watching the radio, due to the reaction of the male wolfies was just hysterical. Then, the idea of a reality show, to include B&T, Angelica, Kit and the wolf pack, sounds like a TV hit to us. Can’t stop laughing. Please consider us, officially, as wolfies fans and avid readers of your backpack story. *wink wink* Thanks for your kind generosity, dearest friend. PPS Hugs & kisses on both your cheeks. Love, Lucero & Marsha (Proud Salsa Aunties to the loving JC, Eunichick, ZLFAN, T_Daze, Melrose231 and Tias Adoradas to Patpez)

    3. Poor Tina is working/trying too hard. None of us can hold back time, although in her part of the world a whole lot of people make a whole lot of surgeons very rick trying. But Tina is exhausting herself and beginning to be a bit delusional as far as that she wolf in a box is concerned. I’m glad to find that I share Bette’s good taste/snobbery in pop music. (But why are they so old school with the sweetner? I switched to Splenda LONG ago.) But Tina needs to chill, she almost spilled the wolf beans to Alice complaining about Shakira’s unaccented howl. And while Alice might be right about the appeal of Bette and Tina televised, it will be hard to keep the wolves in the closet, so to speak, should they involve themselves in Kit’s program. And if they don’t they risk miffing (when was the last time you heard someone use ‘miff’?) Kit but refusing. What a dilemma!

    4. Poor Bette, she is clueless to the happenings of the house. She is being accused of falling for a different She wolf instead of She Wolf Tina, but in reality Bette was looking at the lighting that was moving around the kitchen at that hour.

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