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Backstory ~ Chapter Seven
“Wait!” Bette froze. “They can hear us?”
“Bette, they’re wolves. They hear everything.”
Bette removed Tina’s hands from her body “We’ll wait until they leave.”
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Bette was torn. She wanted the pack out of the house as soon as possible, but Tina was happy to have her family back. Instead of doing college business, Bette spend a large block of her time in the office researching possible habitats for the wolf pack, rationalizing what felt like disloyalty as realism because the pack would eventually tire of urban living.. Bette’s vague knowledge of diminishing habitat was confirmed by her research. There were far fewer places to locate the pack than she had first imagined. She had been completely unable to locate any safe spots that she, Tina, and Angelica could reach by car to visit the relocated pack.
She had spotted a few desirable locations, but those had already been staked out by environmental groups such as the World Wildlife Federation. There were others in large sanctuary in federal wildlife preserves. There were a few privately run sanctuaries, but the sanctuaries seemed to accept only pups or only injured wolves. They did not seem to have the capacity, let alone the desire, to accept an extended wolf family. Bette even explored the sanctuaries run by zoos. She thought that she should talk to Tina about trying to slip her relatives into a sanctuary run by the San Diego Zoo. She took copious notes and, when appropriate, printed out information and placed all of it in a file folder that she would present to Tina when her research was done.
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Tensions began to grow in the house. It was to be expected since the wolf pack had no way to relieve its pent-up energy. Tina knew a solution had to be found. She studied at a map of the area, and decided that the best place for the wolves to exercise would be Griffith Park in LA. Bette was incredulous. Tina explained that it was the best compromise of distance and time and transportation capability. Only a few of the wolves at a time could fit their SUV. That meant several trips a night so the locale had had to be reasonably close.
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Hello Spumoni… Ok… I will admit that this is the first time I have read this story but I must say this is completely AWESOME… I love it… it is so unique and so just brilliant… you are a master crafts person when it comes to your words, you weave the fantastic with the authentic and make this feel so very real… simply awesome… keep up the amazing work… and well yeah just come back soon please, Sincerely, JC (Latin Nephew to those Salsa Angels)
Oh yeah and Bette howling that was freaking fall off the chair funny… keep on rocking and rolling… JC
I get a belly laugh every time that I read a post from this story. It is a fun and lite story about family, love and what it some times take to live with the in-laws.
This was indeed great. It was too funny to learn what ette’s “wolfspeak” was, and she certainly speaks that alot, and well! I agree that once the officers knew what she was doing there in the park in the middle of the night, that they should have let her be. I was afraid that Bette would go too far, once she started pouring out her woes, and start talking about the bathroom messes, and how blood got everywhere when they ate and she was afraid to leave Angelica alone with them in case they attacked her…I think that probably would have warranted further questioning!! I was afraid that the first wolves would come while the cops were there. The end is not funny, it’s heartbreaking. I can’t abide the caging of animals, and to write this from the point of view of the animals is powerful. I see a road trip ahead, I think they are somehow going to transport them back to Idaho somewhere..perhaps they could rent a van? I feel that they have to be free even though they are farther away and live in more danger. I guess they think so too. I have to say though that Tiona owes Bette forever for everything and everything she has put up with from them and done for them. YAY Spumoni!
That would be BETTE, and TINA, I can spell, really I can!
Hilarious! Maybe funniest chapter yet, however, they each have their hysterical moments. Reading your story is quite the delicate indulgence, much like the big steak bone only easier to digest. By the way, ignore Bette’s request to speed things along, she’s just trying to get rid of the in-laws.
Bette kept ranting was so funny! She did it before, and I bet she will do it again whenever she gets a chance. I feel sorry about the pack. Maybe it is time to go back to the wild.
Looooooooove it!!!!!!!
ROFL, this was so freakin funny! bette howling wolfenese, rofl:)PPS
B ette is so in love with Tina What is keeping them from not starting some thing for wolves. Bette howling is so funny. This is different but so cute and funny. It shows what love will make you do, thanks
These story is totally crazy and strange, but I really enjoy it. It’s funny to see that Bette can tell the policeman all about the wolves and he understand it in a different way.
FVVVVVVVCK! This story’s too darn funny, Spumoni. The howling that stopped the couple’s reconnection, Bette’s non-stop rant about her in-laws and her unique wolf call and the Southern Idaho accent of Pinky’s pack => LMAO. I’m howling giddily like a distant cousin of Pinky, Spumoni! THAAAAAAANK YOU!!! :>
LOL @ Bette’s “howling”… I see she’s vaguely coming round, for Tina’s sake, but I’m surprised she’s lasted this long. PPS, + thanks!
Someone annoyed me big time today but thanks to your hilarious story I can laugh again, so a BIG THANK YOU Spumoni!! I have never before read such a funny and witty story, simply brilliant!! pps
“They howl when someone in the pack mates.” – “Wait!” Bette froze. “They can hear us?”… – LOL poor “Pinky’s Beloved”
LMAO again! You are too funny. I love it!
funny and poignant because no doubt the wolves have been pushed out by so-called civilization…very sad…and so tina and ange are wolf and half-wolf? interesting concept lesbian wolf and human lesbian.pps