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Backstory ~ Chapter Seven
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Bette drove though the dark streets. She and Tina had chosen the route carefully after surveying a city map and analyzing traffic patterns and areas with night activity. The route added almost fifteen minutes to the trip but, under the circumstances, caution outweighed speed.
The smell of her three wolf passengers soon became unbearable for Bette. Tina and Angelica had bathed the pack members who would cooperate, but several wouldn’t and, since the pack huddled together when it slept, the clean members soon lost their fresh clean scent.
Bette tried the air conditioner, but it was too frail to overcome the stench. She slightly lowered the car’s windows.
Bette drove carefully, keeping up with traffic, not racing though yellow lights. She kept reminding herself that she was to not attract attention. She glanced at the back seat of the SUV and was relieved to see that the wolf passengers remained hidden under a blanket placed over the back seats.
As they had being leaving the house, the patriarch had warned the wolf passengers (as translated to Bette by Tina) that they were to stay out of sight while in the car, were to be cautious in the park, and were to return when they heard Bette’s call. He had also warned them (this part Tina did not translate) to fully eat their kill or to bury any bones, since they could not attract the suspicions of any daytime park rangers, and to make sure they were clean of any blood before they got back in the car.
Although Bette focused on her driving and on her route, the smell coming from the backseat was making her ill. She noted that she should not eat dinner before she began these wolf-transports. Believing that the stench was about to make her sick, she completely lowered the windows and hoped that the additional breeze would calm her roiling stomach. She focused her attention on the smoothly moving cars as she took deep calming breaths. After several minutes, she began to feel better and her attention slowly began to focus again on her task. She noticed drivers on each side of her car smiling at her as they passed. It took a few incidents before she worriedly turned around. The wolves’ heads were sticking through the open windows, facing the front of their car, theirs mouths agape as the breeze blew at their faces and pinned back their ears.
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Hello Spumoni… Ok… I will admit that this is the first time I have read this story but I must say this is completely AWESOME… I love it… it is so unique and so just brilliant… you are a master crafts person when it comes to your words, you weave the fantastic with the authentic and make this feel so very real… simply awesome… keep up the amazing work… and well yeah just come back soon please, Sincerely, JC (Latin Nephew to those Salsa Angels)
Oh yeah and Bette howling that was freaking fall off the chair funny… keep on rocking and rolling… JC
I get a belly laugh every time that I read a post from this story. It is a fun and lite story about family, love and what it some times take to live with the in-laws.
This was indeed great. It was too funny to learn what ette’s “wolfspeak” was, and she certainly speaks that alot, and well! I agree that once the officers knew what she was doing there in the park in the middle of the night, that they should have let her be. I was afraid that Bette would go too far, once she started pouring out her woes, and start talking about the bathroom messes, and how blood got everywhere when they ate and she was afraid to leave Angelica alone with them in case they attacked her…I think that probably would have warranted further questioning!! I was afraid that the first wolves would come while the cops were there. The end is not funny, it’s heartbreaking. I can’t abide the caging of animals, and to write this from the point of view of the animals is powerful. I see a road trip ahead, I think they are somehow going to transport them back to Idaho somewhere..perhaps they could rent a van? I feel that they have to be free even though they are farther away and live in more danger. I guess they think so too. I have to say though that Tiona owes Bette forever for everything and everything she has put up with from them and done for them. YAY Spumoni!
That would be BETTE, and TINA, I can spell, really I can!
Hilarious! Maybe funniest chapter yet, however, they each have their hysterical moments. Reading your story is quite the delicate indulgence, much like the big steak bone only easier to digest. By the way, ignore Bette’s request to speed things along, she’s just trying to get rid of the in-laws.
Bette kept ranting was so funny! She did it before, and I bet she will do it again whenever she gets a chance. I feel sorry about the pack. Maybe it is time to go back to the wild.
Looooooooove it!!!!!!!
ROFL, this was so freakin funny! bette howling wolfenese, rofl:)PPS
B ette is so in love with Tina What is keeping them from not starting some thing for wolves. Bette howling is so funny. This is different but so cute and funny. It shows what love will make you do, thanks
These story is totally crazy and strange, but I really enjoy it. It’s funny to see that Bette can tell the policeman all about the wolves and he understand it in a different way.
FVVVVVVVCK! This story’s too darn funny, Spumoni. The howling that stopped the couple’s reconnection, Bette’s non-stop rant about her in-laws and her unique wolf call and the Southern Idaho accent of Pinky’s pack => LMAO. I’m howling giddily like a distant cousin of Pinky, Spumoni! THAAAAAAANK YOU!!! :>
LOL @ Bette’s “howling”… I see she’s vaguely coming round, for Tina’s sake, but I’m surprised she’s lasted this long. PPS, + thanks!
Someone annoyed me big time today but thanks to your hilarious story I can laugh again, so a BIG THANK YOU Spumoni!! I have never before read such a funny and witty story, simply brilliant!! pps
“They howl when someone in the pack mates.” – “Wait!” Bette froze. “They can hear us?”… – LOL poor “Pinky’s Beloved”
LMAO again! You are too funny. I love it!
funny and poignant because no doubt the wolves have been pushed out by so-called civilization…very sad…and so tina and ange are wolf and half-wolf? interesting concept lesbian wolf and human lesbian.pps