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    Backstory ~ Chapter Seven

    Story written on November 9, 2008 by Spumoni.
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    Number of Comments: 17
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=71569
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    Bette, two policemen, the internet, wolves with big ears, and a visit to distant cousins. Not necessarily in that order.

     

    " T, this plan is absurd."

     

    "Well, we are all safe in here because we’re family.  I don’t want to predict, however, what will happen to the pet population of WeHo if my family exercises in this neighborhood.  They are wolves, after all."

     

    Bette was almost dumbstruck by Tina’s characterization of her relatives as beasts, but only almost, "You’ve got to be kidding."

     

    "Sadly, I’m not."

     

    A long silence ensued until Bette finally spoke, "Griffith Park?  You’ve got to be kidding."

     

    "Griffith Park," Tina said with finality.

     

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    Tina and her parents plotted the best approach.  It was clear that some danger was involved for both the wolves, who would be imprisoned if caught and sent to a wildlife sanctuary away from the rest of the pack, and for the humans who ran the risk of arrest for harboring dangerous animals within city limits.  Tina decided that the best approach was the simplest approach.  Three wolves at a time would be transported to the park and released at its quiet edges.  Each group would have 45 minutes to burn off whatever excess energy they had, but would return when called so that other pack members could have their turn.  Tina wanted the trips to be simultaneous, with both she and Bette transporting parts of the pack each time, but Bette still refused to leave Angelica alone in the house, rejecting Tina insistence that her family could ably take care of the little girl.

     

    One small but important, difficulty was that the pack members would need to be called back to the car at the end of their respite. They would also need to be warned of any danger.  Tina could howl loudly enough to be heard.  However, not only did Bette not know wolf howls but the pack was certain that she could not make any sound loud enough to be heard across the expanse of the park.  Tina thought long and hard about possible solutions until, finally, she realized what could be done.  She spoke to her parents.

     

    "True, she doesn’t speak wolf, and generally she does not speak very loudly, but there is one circumstance in which she is very loud.  We can’t embarrass her, though, so we must tell her that this sound she makes is very similar to a wolf call.  We’ll have her warble it just a little so she won’t be suspicious.  You must all pretend it sounds like a wolf call and we’ll have to fib to Angelica."

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    1. Hello Spumoni… Ok… I will admit that this is the first time I have read this story but I must say this is completely AWESOME… I love it… it is so unique and so just brilliant… you are a master crafts person when it comes to your words, you weave the fantastic with the authentic and make this feel so very real… simply awesome… keep up the amazing work… and well yeah just come back soon please, Sincerely, JC (Latin Nephew to those Salsa Angels)

    3. I get a belly laugh every time that I read a post from this story. It is a fun and lite story about family, love and what it some times take to live with the in-laws.

    4. This was indeed great. It was too funny to learn what ette’s “wolfspeak” was, and she certainly speaks that alot, and well! I agree that once the officers knew what she was doing there in the park in the middle of the night, that they should have let her be. I was afraid that Bette would go too far, once she started pouring out her woes, and start talking about the bathroom messes, and how blood got everywhere when they ate and she was afraid to leave Angelica alone with them in case they attacked her…I think that probably would have warranted further questioning!! I was afraid that the first wolves would come while the cops were there. The end is not funny, it’s heartbreaking. I can’t abide the caging of animals, and to write this from the point of view of the animals is powerful. I see a road trip ahead, I think they are somehow going to transport them back to Idaho somewhere..perhaps they could rent a van? I feel that they have to be free even though they are farther away and live in more danger. I guess they think so too. I have to say though that Tiona owes Bette forever for everything and everything she has put up with from them and done for them. YAY Spumoni!

    6. Hilarious! Maybe funniest chapter yet, however, they each have their hysterical moments. Reading your story is quite the delicate indulgence, much like the big steak bone only easier to digest. By the way, ignore Bette’s request to speed things along, she’s just trying to get rid of the in-laws.

    7. Bette kept ranting was so funny! She did it before, and I bet she will do it again whenever she gets a chance. I feel sorry about the pack. Maybe it is time to go back to the wild.

    10. B ette is so in love with Tina What is keeping them from not starting some thing for wolves. Bette howling is so funny. This is different but so cute and funny. It shows what love will make you do, thanks

    11. These story is totally crazy and strange, but I really enjoy it. It’s funny to see that Bette can tell the policeman all about the wolves and he understand it in a different way.

    12. FVVVVVVVCK! This story’s too darn funny, Spumoni. The howling that stopped the couple’s reconnection, Bette’s non-stop rant about her in-laws and her unique wolf call and the Southern Idaho accent of Pinky’s pack => LMAO. I’m howling giddily like a distant cousin of Pinky, Spumoni! THAAAAAAANK YOU!!! :>

    14. Someone annoyed me big time today but thanks to your hilarious story I can laugh again, so a BIG THANK YOU Spumoni!! I have never before read such a funny and witty story, simply brilliant!! pps

    17. funny and poignant because no doubt the wolves have been pushed out by so-called civilization…very sad…and so tina and ange are wolf and half-wolf? interesting concept lesbian wolf and human lesbian.pps

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