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    BETTE AND TINA… THE REST OF THEIR LIFE… MARRIED & BABY MAKES 3…ch.275

     

    I smiled up at the attendant, directed my eyes to my passenger friend for the flight and said, "I am rather tired and I need a blanket and pillow, my only concern is this blabbering IDIOT only stops talking when he is drinking, and I am mighty tired of trying to be polite about me needing to work. So could you PLEASE STOP serving him that WARM PISS so I can have PEACE OF MIND". Well being at the back of the plane, that got everyone’s attention, and I must say I felt great in doing it. Jesus H Christ why the hell didn’t I do this before, all the passengers in COACH stood and applauded, in fact I was the FLIGHT STAR. The flight attendant stopped serving him the piss and he tried to shrink him self down to the size of the mole that was protruding from his forehead. Poor guy, he was just so excited about going home, but I really needed to work.

     

    I exited the plane as fast as I could from COACH; I could hardly wait to get to my hotel. I mean between the slurred speeches, stench of his breath as he pursed breathed and snored as he attempted to sleep off the booze and embarrassment wasn’t enough, I couldn’t take much more. My cab was waiting, and could hardly wait for some space and freedom of my own car ride and suite. I was quickly told the cab was not mine and I needed to take the train. “THE TRAIN”!!! Why the hell why, who set this up?" was my response. Another airport attendant politely replied that it would be best to take the train at this time, as the cab would be well over 100 pds. "Oh my, where the hell is Helena, she has set this up, I will have several words for her when I am done". I was directed to the train station and my destination was set. Once I reviewed my ticket, I responded, "TWO FUCKING HOURS, where the hell is this place in the centre of the earth?".  As I sit on the rattling train to Pontypool I attempted to read a bit more on my reclusive artist.

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    1. Mary!!! You were inquired about in the chat room the other night, as to when you were gonna post…an voila! Great chapter, kudos to Janice! Hey, I work with a guy that just had both knees done and he said it was the absolute best thing he ever did. You will be so happy you did it girl. Ness and I will be thinking of you for sure. Love and Huggles. xo

    2. Good luck with the kneed surgry Amanda and hope you won’t have anymore pain when you walk. Poor Bette have a bad day, when she get back Tina will make her feel better. Please post more, thanks!

    3. hEy AMG, Good luck and all the best for your surgery. And thank you so much for taking the time to share this hysterical chapter with your readers. Bette was so funny. I loved it all. Your Loyal Fan.

    4. Good luck lady, on your need surgery.Had both of my done in 2004, Best thing I”ve done. Love the shower. Patrick sounds so weird, Hope she finds Alice. Why did she run. Good luck

    5. Ha ha :¬) Karang is right us taffy’s are very territorial over our welsh roots, love the story, BP on our rail system ssooo funny, & nice description of what I can only assumme was the Norbreck :¬)xx PPVS.

    6. oops forgot to say, Best of luck with your knee surgery, many people I deal with when I xray them say its the best thing they ever did & wish they had done it earlier.:¬)xx

    7. Best of luck with your knee surgery!!! I love this story. Bette is going Alice hunting is it rabbit season? Is this man Bette’s long lost brother? Thank you PPS

    8. Good luck with your knee. Just to point out that Pontypool is in Wales not England and any Welsh readers won’t like that. Wales is one of the four countries that make up the UK. I enjoyed thr chapter.

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