Fan Fiction
This story has been set to a rating of PG-13. Age verification is required to proceed.
Bette learns a lesson…
Bette glanced over her shoulder after she walked away. The woman had already turned the corner and was out of sight.
***********
Bette was in her office slaving over the annual report when the intercom buzzed.
“Yes James?”
“Alice is here,” he reported.
“Send her in,” Bette replied. “I need a break from this.”
“Hey Dean Porter,” Alice said as she walked in. “How’s your day going so far?”
“Nothing eventful so far,” Bette replied. The image of the old woman at the Planet popped into her head, but she didn’t bother mentioning it. “Just the annual report.”
“Hey I saw you at Phyllis’s the other night but then you disappeared. I didn’t even know you were going to be there and you were gone.”
“It was a last minute thing,” Bette replied. “I thought I’d make an appearance.”
“Tina disappeared too,” Alice went on. “Did you two end up talking parental responsibilities again?” Alice rolled her eyes.
“We went back to Tina’s and made love all night,” Bette replied. “I went home around four in the morning.”
“Excuse me?” Alice looked bewildered to say the least at Bette’s response.
Bette looked equally bewildered.
“What I mean is, we left together and we had tea and talked,” Bette said, thinking she must be losing her mind. “Then I told her Jodi doesn’t compare to her and we ended up fucking our brains out for about six hours. It was amazing.”
“Bette! That’s fantastic!” Alice clapped her hands together. “I knew it was a matter of time before you two got together again.”
“No Alice it’s not like that,” Bette was panicking. “Jodi doesn’t know. I haven’t told her. I’m cheating on her.”
“Well what’s the big deal?” Alice replied. “Write her a note, send her a text, drop her an email. End it however you want. Hey, I’ll do a podcast and make sure it’s subtitled!”
“Alice!” Bette was becoming exasperated. “You have to help me, I don’t know what’s going on here.”
“What’s going on is you’ve finally come to your senses!” Alice declared. “And it’s none too soon, from what I can tell.”
“Alice, I had no intention of telling you I’m sleeping with Tina,” Bette had leaned over on her desk, accidentally pressing the intercom button just in time for James to hear “I’m sleeping with Tina.” broadcast over the system.
Comments
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.


You are the best!:)
Well that was different! Bette struck by a truth spell! Lets just hope Tina doesn’t have a similar one and say she’d prefer to just stick to the hot sex for now! Or Jodi gets it and tells Bette to take the stick out of her ass!! Very enjoyable read.
Bette…forced to be honest. I like it. Thank you!
cool!
LMAO JKS, I loved it! That was soooo well written. The line “. “Write her a note, send her a text, drop her an email. End it however you want. Hey, I’ll do a podcast and make sure it’s subtitled”! just broke me up….I’m still laughing. A brilliant example of your creative genious!
Hilarious. This totally fixed my shitty mood. Thanks.
That was better then the show tonight! Thanks!
JKS, this story is heart warming and equally funny. The part were Alice was asking Bette questions really cracked me up..LOL!
Now this, swim, my dear, was pure unadulterated incredible utter genius! ~~ Did I make it clear how much I loved this?
I loved that….thanks…
That was fun….! Keep spinning those great stories.
don’t know if i’ve ever commented on one of your stories before (though i’ve meant to), but i just had to with this one….LOVED it SO much, had me cracking up my face hurts. sorta reminded me of “Liar, Liar,” one of the few movies i can tolerate jim carrey in & appreciate his humor. thx for this :-)
We love you, Swimmie, oh yes we do…We love your writing, everything you do… When you’re not on this site, we’re blue…
Wonderful! How about having the framily in the truth zone for as long as they can stand it.
Honest Bette is a good way to start. I don’t think that Bette is being dishonest, but more like clueless as to what is going on inside of her head and heart. She has emotions running wild inside mostly for Tina.
Wouldn’t that make for a hilarious episode..I love your writing and can’t wait for more.
Now that was a hoot! Very interesting twist at the end with Bette having the 2nd interaction with an old woman and deciding she needed to come clean. Marvelous job!
It kind of reminded me of “Liar, Liar” with Jim Carey, as well. How awesome would it be to have B & T actually be honest & real with one another about their feelings? **sigh***It would be amazing. This was fun to read. Thanks.
Love that is was a fream,but it sure did wake Bette up thanks
She aren’t neither!!! Now, what I would like to see is Tina being honest, for once…I know Bette is messed up now, she is afraid..but she has always been with and for Tina, the affair was a mistake, but she always loved Tina… and the same has not been true in reverse.
Hey JKS, Brilliant and husterical. If only IC had decided to go that way. I think that the show will be a whole lot messier than your wonderful version. Perfection! Much gratitude from Your Loyal Fan.
hilarious…
ROFLMAOOOOO!!!! This was freaking brilliant! You had me in tears. Thanks JKS!
That was so hilarious… just left me similing. Thank you
xD
So Good!!!
That was the most hilarious and spot on writing I have read! Thank you, I really wish Bette had to tell the truth like Jim Carrey did in “Liar, Liar.” Love it, thanks for posting.
this was hilarious, thanks for the laughter
k, why in hells name would you have wanted to post under a different name. that was fucking hysterical. i loved it. thx
That was funny and great, love it. Thanks J!