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    Bette learns a lesson…

    “I knew I walked in on something that day!” Alice replied, triumphant. “But nooo, you two were in such denial!”

    “Alice please,” Bette begged.

    “Okay,” Alice laughed. “Gosh that was fun. I hope this lasts for a while.”

    “Let’s go meet Jodi,” Bette said.

    **********

    “Hi Alice, I’m glad you could join us,” Jodi said greeting her with a hug.

    “No she’s not, she doesn’t really like you,” Bette said, her hand covering her mouth.

    Jodi looked at her quizzically.

    “Hi,” Bette said and leaned in to offer a kiss on the cheek.

    “I’m working on the budget this morning, but something is going on,” Bette said and signed simultaneously. She came to the realization she could sign a lie. She couldn’t tell a lie, but she could still use American Sign Language to lie to Jodi. This would be okay after all. She signed instead of speaking. “Nothing is wrong, I just have to figure some things out.”

    “Is everything okay?” Jodi asked. “You look kind of stressed.”

    Bette turned her back and spoke.

    “I’m sleeping with Tina behind your back because I’ve realized she’s the love of my life and I have to win her back.”

    She turned to face her. “Everything’s fine,” she signed. “Just busy.”

    Bette’s cell phone rang. She welcomed the interruption and answered it quickly, not really caring who was on the other end.

    “Hey how’s the day so far?” Tina asked.

    “I realized I’m in love with you and I can’t deny it any longer!” Bette said into the phone, again, turning her back to Jodi while she and Alice carried on a conversation.

    “What?” Tina asked.

    “I mean it Tee, I’m in the process of breaking up with Jodi right now,” Bette said. “Something weird is going on, but it’s also the most liberating thing that’s every happened to me!”

    “Bette you’re really worrying me, you never talk about your feelings,” Tina said.

    “Well, apparently there’s no stopping me now!” Bette replied. “I want you in my life and I’m willing to do anything to make it happen. Are you with me?”

    “Bette, we’ve barely done any talking,” Tina replied. “But I do know how the last few days have made me feel. I’ve missed you so much.”

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    Comments

    1. Well that was different! Bette struck by a truth spell! Lets just hope Tina doesn’t have a similar one and say she’d prefer to just stick to the hot sex for now! Or Jodi gets it and tells Bette to take the stick out of her ass!! Very enjoyable read.

    2. LMAO JKS, I loved it! That was soooo well written. The line “. “Write her a note, send her a text, drop her an email. End it however you want. Hey, I’ll do a podcast and make sure it’s subtitled”! just broke me up….I’m still laughing. A brilliant example of your creative genious!

    3. don’t know if i’ve ever commented on one of your stories before (though i’ve meant to), but i just had to with this one….LOVED it SO much, had me cracking up my face hurts. sorta reminded me of “Liar, Liar,” one of the few movies i can tolerate jim carrey in & appreciate his humor. thx for this :-)

    4. Honest Bette is a good way to start. I don’t think that Bette is being dishonest, but more like clueless as to what is going on inside of her head and heart. She has emotions running wild inside mostly for Tina.

    5. Now that was a hoot! Very interesting twist at the end with Bette having the 2nd interaction with an old woman and deciding she needed to come clean. Marvelous job!

    6. It kind of reminded me of “Liar, Liar” with Jim Carey, as well. How awesome would it be to have B & T actually be honest & real with one another about their feelings? **sigh***It would be amazing. This was fun to read. Thanks.

    7. She aren’t neither!!! Now, what I would like to see is Tina being honest, for once…I know Bette is messed up now, she is afraid..but she has always been with and for Tina, the affair was a mistake, but she always loved Tina… and the same has not been true in reverse.

    8. Hey JKS, Brilliant and husterical. If only IC had decided to go that way. I think that the show will be a whole lot messier than your wonderful version. Perfection! Much gratitude from Your Loyal Fan.

    9. That was the most hilarious and spot on writing I have read! Thank you, I really wish Bette had to tell the truth like Jim Carrey did in “Liar, Liar.” Love it, thanks for posting.

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