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Bette learns a lesson…
He buzzed back.
“Um, everything okay boss? You said something about Tina? Do you want me to get her on the phone?”
“NO!” Bette yelled. “James, just hold all my calls. Something weird is going on.”
“It’s not weird Bette, it’s poetic justice,” Alice said, glancing at her nails. “Your need for order has backfired and now you’re not the least bit in control. I have to say it’s kind of fun to see.”
“It’s not fun to live!” Bette said. “God, I’m supposed to meet Jodi for lunch. What if she asks me something?”
“Tell her the truth Bette!” Alice replied. “She’s not who you want anyway!”
“I want Tina!” Bette said proudly. Her frustration continued to build. “God why can’t I stop telling the truth?”
“The truth shall set you free!” Alice replied, pumping her clenched fist in the air.
“You have to come with me for lunch with her,” Bette said, grabbing her purse from the top desk drawer. “If she asks me something that I might tell the truth about, you can just say something. I wonder if I can write a lie?”
“Bette!” Alice’s voice rose as her own frustration did. “Tell her the truth! You can’t hide this anymore. Not once I know!”
“That is the fucking swear on the bible fact of this now isn’t it!” Bette replied, pacing around her office.
“I’ll go with you, but I’m not going to be your liar by proxy,” Alice said. “I’ll let her down easy instead of your rather blunt approach to telling me. I mean, I can take it, but she thinks you’re into her.”
“I was just trying to fill the void left by Tina,” Bette said. “Aggh, why can’t I even shut up instead of saying things like that?”
Alice giggled.
“I like this, I hope it lasts for a while,” Alice said. “Were you cheating on me before you broke up with me?”
“No but I already had a date that night!” Bette replied. “Please Alice for the sake of our friendship don’t ask anymore questions.”
“Who have you had the best sex with?” Alice prodded, truly enjoying her new game.
“Tina, it’s always been Tina!” Bette replied. She held her hand over her mouth to keep from talking. The muffled words escaped anyway. “Whether we’re making love, having a quickie or fucking our brains out in the bathroom stall of the Planet, she’s always the best.”
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You are the best!:)
Well that was different! Bette struck by a truth spell! Lets just hope Tina doesn’t have a similar one and say she’d prefer to just stick to the hot sex for now! Or Jodi gets it and tells Bette to take the stick out of her ass!! Very enjoyable read.
Bette…forced to be honest. I like it. Thank you!
cool!
LMAO JKS, I loved it! That was soooo well written. The line “. “Write her a note, send her a text, drop her an email. End it however you want. Hey, I’ll do a podcast and make sure it’s subtitled”! just broke me up….I’m still laughing. A brilliant example of your creative genious!
Hilarious. This totally fixed my shitty mood. Thanks.
That was better then the show tonight! Thanks!
JKS, this story is heart warming and equally funny. The part were Alice was asking Bette questions really cracked me up..LOL!
Now this, swim, my dear, was pure unadulterated incredible utter genius! ~~ Did I make it clear how much I loved this?
I loved that….thanks…
That was fun….! Keep spinning those great stories.
don’t know if i’ve ever commented on one of your stories before (though i’ve meant to), but i just had to with this one….LOVED it SO much, had me cracking up my face hurts. sorta reminded me of “Liar, Liar,” one of the few movies i can tolerate jim carrey in & appreciate his humor. thx for this :-)
We love you, Swimmie, oh yes we do…We love your writing, everything you do… When you’re not on this site, we’re blue…
Wonderful! How about having the framily in the truth zone for as long as they can stand it.
Honest Bette is a good way to start. I don’t think that Bette is being dishonest, but more like clueless as to what is going on inside of her head and heart. She has emotions running wild inside mostly for Tina.
Wouldn’t that make for a hilarious episode..I love your writing and can’t wait for more.
Now that was a hoot! Very interesting twist at the end with Bette having the 2nd interaction with an old woman and deciding she needed to come clean. Marvelous job!
It kind of reminded me of “Liar, Liar” with Jim Carey, as well. How awesome would it be to have B & T actually be honest & real with one another about their feelings? **sigh***It would be amazing. This was fun to read. Thanks.
Love that is was a fream,but it sure did wake Bette up thanks
She aren’t neither!!! Now, what I would like to see is Tina being honest, for once…I know Bette is messed up now, she is afraid..but she has always been with and for Tina, the affair was a mistake, but she always loved Tina… and the same has not been true in reverse.
Hey JKS, Brilliant and husterical. If only IC had decided to go that way. I think that the show will be a whole lot messier than your wonderful version. Perfection! Much gratitude from Your Loyal Fan.
hilarious…
ROFLMAOOOOO!!!! This was freaking brilliant! You had me in tears. Thanks JKS!
That was so hilarious… just left me similing. Thank you
xD
So Good!!!
That was the most hilarious and spot on writing I have read! Thank you, I really wish Bette had to tell the truth like Jim Carrey did in “Liar, Liar.” Love it, thanks for posting.
this was hilarious, thanks for the laughter
k, why in hells name would you have wanted to post under a different name. that was fucking hysterical. i loved it. thx
That was funny and great, love it. Thanks J!