Bette clearing her throat “Let it go Al.”

“No, what type of freaky shit are you guys into!?”

“Al please just let it go—-!’

“Fuck that why do you have those wigs Bette?”

“Okay you know what do you really want to know?”

“Yes!”

“It’s part of me and Tina freak kit—there are you happy!”

“Freak Kit who the hell are you guys supposed to be Siegfried and Roy?”

“No!”

“Then who?”

“It’s our Monsters Ball costumes!”

“Billy and Halle huh, you guys are so nasty, “Alice says disgustedly.

“Well which one of you is Billy and which one is Halle, “Shane says.

Everyone gives Shane that when you want to throat punch somebody but you’re trying to get into heaven look!

“Oh Dylan look at that little baby in the pink onesie with the pink pacifier in her mouth, “Helena says.

“Uh Helena?”

“Isn’t she cute look at her dance her little heads bobbing up and down to the music.”

“Helena!”

“Dylan doesn’t that make you want a baby?”

“Helena—–listen to me, “Dylan says raising her voice, “That’s no baby that’s a little grown ass woman and her head is bobbing up and down because I think she’s giving that man some—–.”

“Ughhhhhhhh I need a drink, “Max says.

“Uhmmm Dylan?”

“Yeah what’s up Al?”

“The Green Power Ranger over there is dry humping your golf clubs.”

“What the hell!”

“Oh relax Dylan it’s not going to hurt them.”

“No, but it’s going to hurt me I don’t want ball juice all over my clubs!”

Just then a half-naked red head approaches Shane and throws her arms around her neck, “Oh my God Shane wow is that really you!?”

“Uh, I’m sorry I think you have me confused with someone else, “Shane says stepping back from the woman and moving her arms from her neck.

Shane looks at Carmen and could have sworn she was staring at the Kool-Aid man himself because Carmens face was Tropical Punch red!

“Shane it’s me Julie in banking I met you in a bank a couple of years ago, “she says trying to jog Shanes memory.

“You mean skanking, “Kit says mumbling under her breath looking at the half dressed woman.

Carmen now has her arms folded across her chest fuming.