“Huh?”

“If you can huh then you can hear!”

“What, “Shane says smiling.

“What my ass?”

“Like it’s my fault I’m surrounded by Nipplegate!?”

“You just keep your eyes and hands to yourself I don’t want to hear that same excuse you used last time.”

Shane laughing, “What excuse?”

“Oh you know the one, baby it wasn’t my fault, it was dark, I was being chased by killer clowns from outer space, I couldn’t see, and my tongue accidently slipped and fell into some puss———-, “Carmen says mimicking Shanes voice.

Shane cuts Carmen off before she could continue, “Alright——alright, I said I was sorry you made me brush my teeth with toilet bowl cleaner for an entire week!”

Carmen just stares at her.

“Look you can just call me Fifty Shades of Ray.”

“Ray?”

“Yeah—— Ray Charles baby, cause I’m not looking at SHIT!

“Yeah you better not be because if you do your ass won’t be glazing the doughnut tonight!”

Kit looking into the kitchen, “What the hell is that a one legged stripper?”

“Oh hell no—–it is!”

“You know seeing her up there dancing and gyrating reminds me of one of my favorite restaurants?”

“Awwwww, Helena really which one, P.F Chang’s, Sir Winstons, or Mortons Steakhouse?”

“No—-no, Dylan Ihop.”

Dylan taking a deep breath, “Yup, I walked right into that one.”

The music was loud and there were people everywhere. As the group walks deeper inside the house Carmen walking behind Shane feels something brush past her leg.

“What the hell was that a sheep, “Max said watching the sheep walk past them.

“Yeah wearing a bad Donald Trump hair piece “Carmen says. “I don’t know whether or not I should trap it or spray it with Black Flag!”

Tina walking closely behind Helena stops in her tracks and nudges Bette. Bette seeing what she is looking at grasp in shock.

“Oh hell no—,”Bette says walking up to the woman and her friend. Without a seconds hesitation Bette snatches the wigs off both of their heads and walks back over to Tina and the rest of the gang.

“Bette what the hell are those, “Alice says asking but not really wanting to know the answer to her question.

“There wigs Al.”

“I can see that but one is a short blonde crop wig and the other is the same but a brunette color!”