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    Cabin Saints: It’s A House Party

    “C’mon Shane you remember when you made that beer bottle disappear your nickname for me was donkey lips, “Julie says licking her lips seductively.

    Shane having a minor flashback tilts her head and smiles as that was one of her proudest sexual accomplishments.

    Knocking her back into reality Carmen slaps her in the back of head, “Really Shane donkey lips what the hell does that mean?”

    “It was the nickname Shane gave me because of the size of my lips.”

    “Your lips, I’m looking at your lips and there not donkey size, “Tina says.

    “Oh, no I wasn’t talking about those lips, “she says pointing to her va-jay-jay.

    Carmen stares at Shane and if looks could kill!

    “Baby what it was a long time ago!”

    Julie realizing she made a mistake, “Oh sorry Shane I forgot I wasn’t supposed to anything.”

    “Uhmmm, yeah about that——-.”

    “Yeah, I know you made me sign that India and I promised to never speak about what went on that night.”

    “An India what the hell is an India, “Alice asked in confusion.

    “Yes an India from what I hear Shane makes all her girls sign one.”

    “Oh really, “Carmen says looking at Shane. “What the hell is an India Shane because I’ve never signed one!?”

    “It wasn’t an India it was a NDA, “Shane says in a tone barely above a whisper.

    “See an India, “Julie says.

    “No I made you sign a NDA a Non-Disclosure Agreement not an India I know they sound the same but—-.”

    “Uh excuse me Juicy Fruit.”

    “Oh it’s Julie——.”

    “Whatever, you got two seconds to back off my girlfriend or I’m about to get all G.I Joe with the Kung-Fu grip on your ass!”

    Julie seeing the seriousness on Carmens face backs up and walks away.

    “Okay—okay enough you two what the bloody hell does this look like couples therapy on the Okra Winfrey Show?”

    “Uh, Helena don’t you mean Oprah Winfrey, “Tina says correcting her.

    “Oh Tina Okra—Oprah it’s the same damn thing!”

    “How so?”

    “There both diseases you catch you on your feet.”

    “You’re one lucky woman Dylan, “Tina says sarcastically looking at Dylan.

    “Guys do you see Jenny where in the hell is Jenny!?”

    When Max asked about Jenny both Carmen and Shane look at each other.

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