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Chandelier – 36
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Tina frowned. Alice had a point, she and Bette had been spending a lot of time together, foregoing caution and discretion. And Alice had finally noticed.
Alice saw Tina’s frown, which she took as concern for Bette’s welfare. "Will you?"
Tina nodded. "Spend more time with Bette, right?" That would at least explain their state of being together.
Alice nodded, then glanced down at her shirt. Was that lint, or an insect on her chest? "Yeah, and you’ve got bribe material."
Tina looked at her questioningly.
Alice brushed her hand over her top, across her chest, brushing off whatever that was.
Tina turned beet red. "Alice!"
Helena laughed. "I’m sure Bette would like to take that bribe."
"You: not talking." Tina told Helena.
Helena raised her hands in mock-surrender.
Alice looked at them in confusion. "What?"
Tina rolled her eyes, leaning back in her chair and looking over Alice’s shoulder. "Hey, it’s Shane."
"Shane!" Angelica repeated enthusiastically.
Tina turned to her daughter. "Mama B, you can’t say, but Shane?"
"One syllable," Helena pointed out.
"Or Shane has a knack with the ladies," Alice grinned.
Shane joined them at the table, ruffling Angelica’s hair and planting a kiss on Tina’s cheek. "Nice to see you, Tina."
Angelica grinned at her mother, pointing at her aunt. "Shane."
Shane sat down beside Alice. "Where’s Bette?"
"How the hell should I know?" was Alice’s irritated answer.
Shane looked at her, then at Tina. "You know, if you need a babysitter, I can do it."
"Thanks, Shane," Tina smiled at her.
"I know you have that teenager, and everything, but," Shane grinned at her. "I don’t charge."
"Thanks, Shane. I’ll keep that in mind." Tina replied.
"To what do we owe the honor of having you and Angelica here in the middle of the week?" Shane asked.
Tina shrugged. "None of you are spending enough time with Angelica."
"Oh, sure, but the minute she learns something bad, it’s all, ‘Alice, don’t ever come near my daughter’." Alice muttered.
Tina looked at her. "I’ve never said that."
"I meant the other mother," Alice replied. She got up from her seat.
"Where are you going?" Helena asked.
"In my excitement of seeing Baby Portard I forgot to get food," Alice beamed at them. "Try not to miss me too much."
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that was a fun chapter…I do adore alice.
that was a fun chapter…I do adore alice.
Fun and Cute! Thank you.
alice is sooo cute.love this chapter and angel can say SHANE but cant MOMMA B there will be trouble when bette hears this! please soon tiff
Lara grabbed the muffin from Alice’s hands. “No muffin for you.” Oh no Lara is the MUFFIN NAZI! =O Angelica is so cute. I’m surprised she didn’t try to hide from Alice.
For me the whole scene brightens when Bette arrives. The way you write her character…she is just luminous.TD…you write dialogue like no ther. The banter among the friends is delightful. How much money (U.S.) does Beckham make per year?
Tiff, dunno how u do it, but each chapter manages to make me forget all the work that i have to do.. and i find myself grinning like an idiot at the comp screen :)
I hope that Bette tells Alice soon, although I have a sneaking suspicion that Angelica is going to somehow be involved…
I’m feelin’ Alice & Helena – they give me the warm fuzzies. Fun chapter.
Update again soon please~~~ I’d like to see Bette and Tina get busted, haha.
you know i always have a general problem after reading your chapters, i always want more. you have a great ear for dialogue, always a joy to read. thanks so much for writing and sharing.
I love it!!They are getting along and being in love again. Lovely. I really wish Tina would just shag Bette as she walks to the table and knock her socks off with a deep passionate kiss. That would surprise everyone at the table except Helena and then they would not have to pretend to their family. Great chapter and Alice, aww Alice will be Alice. The nosey little devil has not figured out that T & B are seeing each other again. Great.
Maybe telling Alice and even Kit will not be as bad as Bette and Tina feared. Good thing Angelica is so cute and young because she could really reveal all of Bette’s and Tina’s secret affair of the heart. Alice is a total hoot. I wonder how Helena is holding it in about the very puplic display that was given to her the night before. I can not wait to see how Kit and Alice are going respond to B&T hooking up again.
I hope Alice would show a little more discretion should she ever speak to my mother. Peggy Peabody, she ain’t.
When will Bette spill the beans to Alice? Nice chapter. Thanks Tiff. azmama to answer your question re Beckhams earnings, he earns roughly about 16 million GBP a year give or take a million, this I think is his football salary and image rights with Real Madrid, not sure if this is his combined earnings with the other endorsements he has so this takes it to about 28/29 million US$ a year.
Fun chapter. Alice the muffin moocher gave me a laugh.
Love it. Love B&T, love Alice. Hurray!
This is so funny!!!!!!!!!!
alice do bring in all the fun.LOL.
That was a cute Chapter. Thank you
really fun chapter! the muffin thing was crazy! well let us see wich will be the reaction to Bette and Tina relationship!
How do you think of this stuff? Helena says,”And they start discussing the different ways they like to get their… well, cover your daughter’s ears — orgasms, at which point my therapist just booked me for another year,” Just plain damn funny. You must be a good listener b/c you have such a good ear. You must be really funny and clever in real life. I never tire of rereading your stories.
Just gotta LOVE a story that can throw in the word – cacophony, my new favorite npt that I didn’t love it before. Thanks.
I was waiting for Angelica’s punchline, something that might give Bette and Tina away. Alice is a gadfly, in the most humorous of ways. I love how the Portards and Shane are putting one over on her. Helena and her extra year of therapy, hilarious! Thanks!
Loved it, all the way.
looking forward to more, love the story.