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Christmas Mayhem!

Woman: No you go head, I can see that this means a lot to you so go on, it’s fine I will just come back some other time.
The employee whose been watching the whole scene unfold, stepped in to intervene.
Employee: You know what, why don’t you both come inside and we will take care of you.
She whispered to them and both women hurried inside. Once everyone saw the employee let both Bette and the woman in, they started shouting and pushing causing more chaos, but luckily for Bette and the woman, they were inside and the employee locked the doors behind them.
Bette: I’m Bette by the way and you are…
Woman: Jennifer
Bette: wow what a coincidence huh!
Jennifer: Oh you mean the Alex thing, well if I wasn’t so upset at the time I would’ve burst into laughter…that was a good one, plus you don’t know how many times I’ve heard that.
Both women laughed together.
Employee: I must say, you both kind of have that Jennifer Beals thing going on if I may say so myself.
Both women immediately stopped laughing and rolled their eyes at the employee who just chuckled at their similarities.
After about thirty more minutes both women walked out the store using the back entry for their own safety, with their gifts perfectly made and wrapped.
Bette: Well Alex, I mean Jennifer it was nice meeting you.
Jennifer: you too Jennifer Beals, I mean Bette and Merry Christmas!
Bette: Merry Christmas!
They waved then left the hectic chaotic mall.
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Bette arrives home to find Kit and Angie in the kitchen baking their infamous Christmas cookies that they bake every year…just another one of their secrets, because everyone always ask what they put in them and they will just looked at each other giggle.
Kit: Hey baby sis…wow you look like you been through hell and back, what happened?
Annoyed with Kit’s comment, Bette just glares at her then walks straight to the bedroom and plop down on the bed face first.
Bette: Ahh it feels so good to be at home.
Bette said yelling into the mattress. A few minutes later Tina came walking in the door empty handed, when she saw Kit’s car in the driveway she had to immediately hide her gifts in the car or Angie would be bugging her to open them now. She walks in just as Bette had done, looking tired and worn out, she speaks to Angelica and Kit while walking straight to the bedroom. Bette’s body bounces up and down as Tina comes flopping on the bed letting out a big sigh once her body makes contact with the soft mattress.
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Oh my God, this was hilarious!
And Angie, she made me laugh so hard, tears were rolling down my cheeks!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas to you too B!
Merry Christmas. Thank you for the story.
Ok I will remember next time
Merry Xmas! Thanks for this wonderful story! I think all writers should post a Xmas story today. A gift for the loyal readers. PPS
Very cute, thanks and Merry Christmas
I would love to see that t-shirt on Bette! Had me laughing all the way through! Thanks TN1. Merry Christmas.
Okay, ooooookay, now just posted mine, gi’me a minute to read yours TN1! Already have a feeling this is gonna be HILARIOUS.
Your great sense of humor shines in your writing and that scene when “Grandma” Kit was almost toe to toe with a little blonde girl was just so damn funny that my tummy almost hurts! Thanks my friend for sharing and for making all of us laugh this holiday season.
I loved this story was so funny. but you know, I love all the stories that you write you ;) you couldn’t give us a better Christmas gift than this.
Merry Christmas!
Yes you are loyal and for that I thank you so much! Merry Christmas
Thanks TN1 really funny and ‘Christmassy’!
Nice Artwork!
Happy New Year!
Awesome and funny, love it