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    Christmas Mayhem!

    Kit: well I will think of something else for them then…

    Angelica gave her a big grin now that her wish was commanded.

    Kit: they just don’t know, do they!

    Kit said to herself shaking her head again at Angelica.They hopped in the car letting Angelica ride in front, seat belt strapped of course, just one of the many secrets Angie and Kit had that Tina nor Bette knew about…and off they went.

    Kit: So what do you wanna get mama B, Angie?

    Angie: Mama B like pretty shirts, can we buy her one of those?

    Kit: Well your mama B like expensive shirts I’m not sure if you have enough, how much money do you have by the way.

    Angie dugged into her pockets to pull out all the money she had collected and saved over time.

    Angie: Just this.

    Kit looked in Angie’s hand and counted only six dollars.

    Kit: That’s all baby girl?

    Angie: Yes, I bought me some princess shoes with the rest.

    Kit chuckled thinking to herself ”who gave birth to this girl Tina or Bette, unbelievable!”.

    Kit: Baby girl we don’t have enough money for the kind of shirts mama B wear but why don’t we go and find her something better, what do you say?

    Angelica: okay

    Angelica said proudly…happy that she was still able to but her parents gifts this year. She wiggled her legs and bounce her head happily as they rode to a nearest Wal-Mart nearby. You could always find something in Wal-Mart even with only six dollars.

    Kit: OK boo we’re here, come on let me help you out first and then we can go shop for the perfect gift.

    She helped Angie out the car and they made their way into Wal-Mart hand and hand…with this chaos, it was easy for a kid to get lost.

    Kit: ooh look there’s some shirts over there, let’s go see what we can find.
    ………

    Bette rode up the escalators to go pick up her gift for Tina at Tiffany’s located in the back all the way on the third floor, just looking down at all the shoppers as she made her way up, was beginning to make her feel woozy. The third floor was just as hectic as the bottom floor.

    Comments

    1. Your great sense of humor shines in your writing and that scene when “Grandma” Kit was almost toe to toe with a little blonde girl was just so damn funny that my tummy almost hurts! Thanks my friend for sharing and for making all of us laugh this holiday season.

    2. I loved this story was so funny. but you know, I love all the stories that you write you ;) you couldn’t give us a better Christmas gift than this.
      Merry Christmas!

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