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Christmas Mayhem!
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Tina: ooh look at that Frozen video player over there!
Tina pointed excitedly causing the woman to loose focus, she removed her hands and like a strike of lighting Tina bolted and grabbed the machine taking off.
Woman: I don’t see any video…hey!!!
The woman looked back at Tina who was now running turning the aisle.
Woman: Jerk!
She picked up the Cinderella karaoke machine after all.
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Kit and Angelica was looking through shirts for Bette…some with ridiculous big jingling bells hanging on it and Kit couldn’t help but wanting to purchase one for Bette as a joke but decided to be nice on Christmas.
Angie: How about this one?
Angie held up a shirt that says ”My mommy Is The Best Christmas Gift Ever!”.
Kit: ahh baby girl that is perfect, she will love it…let’s see how much is it.
Kit looked at the price that read 5$. ”Perfect” Kit yelled out.
Kit grabbed the shirt and handed it to Angie as they started walking towards the register, until totally engrossed with some Frozen movie posters, Angelica accidentally dropped the shirt behind. When she realized her hands were empty she looked behind to see it on the floor, she ran back to go get it just when another little girl had already picked it up.
Angelica: Hey that’s mine!
Little girl: Well I found it on the floor, so it mines!
The little girl said with just as much feistiness as Angie.
Kit was talking to Angie and when she didn’t get a response she looked to see her gone. Frantically she looked around and saw Angie a little far off playing tug of war with the shirt she had picked out for Bette.
Angie: Give it here!
Little Girl: No! Now let it go!
Angie: But it’s mines!
Little girl: No Mines!
Angie: Mines!
Little Girl: Mines!
………..
Bette basically stood in line just to get inside the Tiffany’s store because it was so crowed as people were slowly trying to get in stores in between. She heard the annocment in the mall say ”Ladies and Gentlemen we will be closing in 20mins, please pay for your items and have a Merry Christmas”. Finally she couldn’t take it anymore and started pushing her way through the crowd.
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Oh my God, this was hilarious!
And Angie, she made me laugh so hard, tears were rolling down my cheeks!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas to you too B!
Merry Christmas. Thank you for the story.
Ok I will remember next time
Merry Xmas! Thanks for this wonderful story! I think all writers should post a Xmas story today. A gift for the loyal readers. PPS
Very cute, thanks and Merry Christmas
I would love to see that t-shirt on Bette! Had me laughing all the way through! Thanks TN1. Merry Christmas.
Okay, ooooookay, now just posted mine, gi’me a minute to read yours TN1! Already have a feeling this is gonna be HILARIOUS.
Your great sense of humor shines in your writing and that scene when “Grandma” Kit was almost toe to toe with a little blonde girl was just so damn funny that my tummy almost hurts! Thanks my friend for sharing and for making all of us laugh this holiday season.
I loved this story was so funny. but you know, I love all the stories that you write you ;) you couldn’t give us a better Christmas gift than this.
Merry Christmas!
Yes you are loyal and for that I thank you so much! Merry Christmas
Thanks TN1 really funny and ‘Christmassy’!
Nice Artwork!
Happy New Year!
Awesome and funny, love it