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Christmas Mayhem!
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Bette: You gotta be fucking kidding me!
Just as she said this to herself, someone pushed her away from the escalators because she was standing in the way.
Man: Move it lady!
Bette: Patience you asshole!
Bette called out as the man quickly walked down the hall into a game stop store.
Bette: Incompetent prick!
Bette squeezed and pushed her way through the crowd trying her best to quickly get to Tiffany’s.
Bette: ouch!
A woman had stepped on her pinky toe through her Jimmy Choos.
Woman: ma’am I’m sorry, but you need to walk up.
Bette: Don’t you see all these people in front of me…and these are Jimmy Choos!
Bette pointed down to her feet.
Woman: aww you can get another pair at the swap meet tomorrow.
Then the woman walked off as Bette stood there with her mouth agape.
……….
Tina was on the princess toys aisle looking for anything that had Princess Elsa on it seeing that Angelica was obsessed with the movie Frozen as of late. She saw the perfect gift, a microphone karaoke sets that sings all the songs to the movie while playing the videos and seeing as though Angelica was a entertainer at heart, it was perfect. There was just one problem, only one set was left and the aisle was packed with mothers who was eyeing the set, so she quickly tried to snatch it up but another woman’s hand reached for it at the same time.
Tina: Excuse me.
Woman: EXCUSE me.
Both women said to each other never taking their hands off the karaoke machine.
Tina: Sorry but this one taking.
Woman: Sure is darling.
The woman said smacking on her gum.
Tina: Well I reached for it first so…hey there’s another karaoke machine over there, why don’t you get that one.
Tina said pointing to a Cinderella karaoke machine on a shelf up top.
Woman: Well my daughter doesn’t like Cinderella, she’s a Princess Anna fan.
Tina: Tell me about it. Princess Elsa for my daughter.
Tina tried to play nicely hoping the woman would move her hands just a bit.
Woman: Kids!
Tina: yep kids!
Still with their hands on the toy.
Seeing that this woman wasn’t about to let up, and Tina have had enough of this…desperate times call for desperate measures!
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Oh my God, this was hilarious!
And Angie, she made me laugh so hard, tears were rolling down my cheeks!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas to you too B!
Merry Christmas. Thank you for the story.
Ok I will remember next time
Merry Xmas! Thanks for this wonderful story! I think all writers should post a Xmas story today. A gift for the loyal readers. PPS
Very cute, thanks and Merry Christmas
I would love to see that t-shirt on Bette! Had me laughing all the way through! Thanks TN1. Merry Christmas.
Okay, ooooookay, now just posted mine, gi’me a minute to read yours TN1! Already have a feeling this is gonna be HILARIOUS.
Your great sense of humor shines in your writing and that scene when “Grandma” Kit was almost toe to toe with a little blonde girl was just so damn funny that my tummy almost hurts! Thanks my friend for sharing and for making all of us laugh this holiday season.
I loved this story was so funny. but you know, I love all the stories that you write you ;) you couldn’t give us a better Christmas gift than this.
Merry Christmas!
Yes you are loyal and for that I thank you so much! Merry Christmas
Thanks TN1 really funny and ‘Christmassy’!
Nice Artwork!
Happy New Year!
Awesome and funny, love it