“I thought you were starving” she teased.

“Yeah, but not for food” Bette smiled and reached for Tina again, but just before their lips met again, Tina placed her finger on Bettes lips.

“No”

“No?”

“Bette this is a talking and eating date. Not a sex date. No sex”

“Excuse me, miss presumptuous! That was just a little kissing, who said anything about sex?” Bette teased.

“We have officially been on this date less than seven minutes. Less than seven minutes to get to that. Are you honestly telling me that if we had continued you could have resisted the smoking hotness that is this?” Tina licked the top of her finger, touched her collarbone and made a hiss noise, at which Bette burst out laughing. “Shut up”, Tina shoved Bette “You know you want it!” and gave Bette the most ridiculously over the top pout.

“I’m sorry Derek Zoolander, you’re totally right. I want you so bad, with your chiselled abs and perfect features!” They both laughed.

“No seriously, lets eat.” Bette looked in the wicker basket at what Tina had prepared, smoked salmon, Caesar salad, couscous, roasted red peppers and feta cheese, fresh bread, Thai green pasta salad , alongside a punnet of fresh juicy red strawberries.

“Ok” Tina held up a white plastic tuber ware box “Now you have to guess what’s in here before you can have anything to eat!”

“God Tina, I have no idea! Grapes?”

“Nope! Think harder. Come on Bette”

“Tina…. I’m so hungry I cant think and I just don’t know, please tell me”, imitating Angelica’s little puppy dog face when she wanted something.

“How could I resist that face? Alright then” Tina opened the box. Bette laughed at what she saw in the box.

“Tina you’re so cute! You really did think of everything!”

“That looks gross” Bette wrinkled her nose, still smiling as she peered into the box.

“Yeah, pretty disgusting!”

“Lets eat it first”

“Well it wouldn’t be a proper first date part two without some sardine-cornflake-bake, now would it!”

“Jeez Tee, did you have to remember EVERY last detail?” Bette asked, slightly mocking Tina.

“Listen up, no amount of brain lobotomies, no government conspiracy cover-up mind wipe machines, no aliens in any spaceship, could ever make me forget any single detail of that perfect day.”