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Circumbendibus Chapter 4
“You were a little nuts, but I loved it. I really meant to wake up before you and get some shopping the next morning, honestly!!”
“Yeah, but you didn’t! So I woke up, all excited about making you something while you were fast asleep, and crept down to your kitchen, only discover there was fuck-all in your cupboards, except some herbs, cornflakes, and some sardines. You didn’t even have milk! I had no money with me, and because I was nervous, I decided I’d make do. So I made that gross sardine-cornflake-bake, and I was about to throw it out when you leaned over my shoulder. Then because you were trying to be all nice and polite to the crazy woman, you started to eat it. I took a bite of it, and even though it was horrible, I didn’t want to say anything because you, you big freak, seemed to be enjoying it! After three mouthfuls though I stopped you and asked you how you could possibly be enjoying my vile concoction and then you burst out laughing and sprayed bits of it all over the table. That was really charming, by the way! Really classy and sophisticated. I couldn’t believe you’d eaten as much as you had just so as not to hurt my feelings.”
“Well I really liked you. As I recall, we ate the rest of it later, so it cant have been that terrible! Also, I feel I should confess, those were Mr Piddles sardines. When I told the girls that story, trying to be all cute, and subtly express how crazy I was about you, Dana got mad at me, for eating Mr Piddles special sardines!
“What if we had come over for a visit this afternoon??” [Bette mocked angry Dana] “Mr Piddles would have had to go hungry, cas some nut-job ate HIS sardines!! You had better replace them on your way home Porter!!!”
“Mr Piddles eaten at my house once, Dana. Once, over the course five years!!! And don’t call Tina a nut-job!!” She was so funny. I really miss her so much sometimes.”
“Me too.” Tina saw tears in Bettes eyes, and began to feel them well up inside herself too. She leant over and stroked Bette’s hand. “Me too.”
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(55 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)
This CHapter was so sweet and thoughtful.Great Update!!!!!! Thanks PPS
I miss Tina also, but we are beginning to see that Tina again. Now if we can only find Bette then maybe just maybe we can have Bette and Tina back.
That was so fucking funny and love it. Please post soon, thanks!
This was so sweet and sexy–thanks.
That was so frickin’ cool and I might even be first to comment…u must post soon. ok?
foxysox, you get the award for the most unique meal ever served in a story! Mr’P’s-sardine-cornflake-bake!
Great job with the combination of past and present. Very sweet, yet very hot.
another great long chapter ! i just love it !! hope you about again soon !
Wow. I really liked the way that played out.. with them reliving their first time. Tina is really putting herself out there.. by explaining every little feeling she had at that time.
Sardine cornflakes? How utterly vile and funny! Love this chapter, pps.
Sweet and hillarious all at the same time! What a perfect combination! SO, what happens next on this date?
That was so cute and charming!! I love it!
that was so fucking sexy but something about it made it just so sweet and beautiful, so well thought out