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    Collision Course 4.14

    Story written on September 26, 2006 by Janet Marie.
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    Sam gets bloody – Brian gets caught – Alice faints when she sees Dana *fracking* Fairbanks in Sam’s living room

     

                “Right.  I know I don’t know you well…” began Julia.  Sam gave her a demure look.  “But I can tell when you’re lying.”

     

                “Fuck you, Reno,” snapped Sam.  Pulling the towel away from her nose, the blood finally having ceased to flow at a steady stream, instead it was just a trickle. 

     

                A loud crash was heard down the hall, and they both looked at each other, standing up.  Julie pulled her gun, jaw set and moving quickly to the door, on alert.  Instantly, Sam knew what was going on down the hallway.

     

                Brian.

     

                “Julie…,” began Sam, but Julie was out the door before Sam could stop her.  “Jesus…” said Sam, dropping the blood soaked towel and rushing after Julie, who was at Brian’s door.  “No, don’t!” yelled Sam.  It was too late, Julie kicked the door down, swinging it violently open, revealing Brian and Justin, in a naked, sweaty heap on the floor, laughing like two loons.  They’d broken the desk.

     

     

     

     

     

     

                “That was SO embarrassing!” said Julie, throwing her hands up in the air, sharp eyes rolling at her own stupidity.  They were walking into Sam’s house, Julie had offered to drive Sam, and Sam had accepted.  Sam had used Julie’s services before, and had gotten to know the PI over the last two years.  Saying no to Julie just didn’t happen often.  Sam felt listless, tired, and the blood loss seemed to be making her rather woozy.  It had been happening often lately, over the last year if truth be told. 

     

                “It was funny, the look on your face was fucking priceless…” laughed Sam, pushing open the door to her house, to find the music blaring.  Sam turned, “Don’t pull your gun this time.”

     

                Julie smirked, giving Sam a cold look.  “Hello?” called Sam over the pulsing music.  There was banging in the kitchen, the music dropped to a decent level and someone came pattering out of Sam’s kitchen.

     

                “About fucking time you get….  Holy jumping Jesus, what the fuck happened to you?” asked Alice, emerging from the kitchen, wearing Sam’s apron around her waist.  It was covered in something brown, Sam didn’t know if she wanted to know what the seemingly sticky substance was.

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    1. There aint nothin more entertaining that dyke drama. Over the years I’ve had my share, but now I just sit back and watch. Now I have a great story to read that is prime time entertainment. Alice and Julie were hilarious! Quite simply…..Awesome chapter as usual.

    2. “I am the anti Dana Fairbanks!” Good God that was hilarious! Thanks JM…and you can’t say anything about me not updating…I posted two chapters in two days thank you very much!!!

    5. Okay you can be funny,which is rare for the greatest Killer on fan/fic. I love this I was laughing so hard at Alice.Poor Sam. handcuff and no key. thanks so much for Posting Sea is one ahead of you tho. thanks bvh

    6. hahah that was great…I didn’t think you did drama, tension AND comedy…still can’t get over your ability to weave a story! totally awesome. Good thing you didn’t update too quickly since time has been limited, but um feel free to post again…betwee Now and Soon!

    9. Funny. Julie def. gave Alice a shock. Just reading about Sam’s nose injury was painful. Geez broken desk? They were really into it, no pun intended. Great update.

    10. that was hilarious! great that sam liked shane more than she thought. i personally like ur characters sam and jo in ur stories(besides shane of course)…strong, successful, resourceful but angsty characters. was wondering if they mirror something in ur real life?

    11. So…you have something planned for Tina do you? Well…well..well…can’t wait to read my dear. I love Brian & Justin together I miss Queer As Folk so much…

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