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    Collision Course 4.14

    Story written on September 26, 2006 by Janet Marie.
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    Sam gets bloody – Brian gets caught – Alice faints when she sees Dana *fracking* Fairbanks in Sam’s living room

     

                Sam shrugged, she’d never met Dana.  Wrapping the blood pressure cuff around Alice’s left arm, feeling for a pulse.  Sam pumped the cuff up to just over 180, and slowly releasing the dial next to the bulb.  Listening intently, content that her blood pressure was fine, it was a solid 120 over 70.  “Look her up, you dullard.  What a great PI you are… jeez…,” muttered Sam.

     

                “You got a computer?” asked Julie, not waiting to find out if she did, in fact, have a doppelganger. 

     

                “Yeah, alienware in the other room, the green one is usually booted up,” stated Sam distractedly, going into the kitchen to turn off the oven.  Looking into the oven to see a lasagna baking.  At least the food wasn’t lost, thought Sam.

     

                Turning and going back to Alice, getting down on her haunches and running a finger down Alice’s cheek, “Al, wake up…”

     

                Nothing from Alice, so Sam moved to the fridge, wanting to find some ice when Julie came back into the room, carrying the computer, she was pale and her hands were shaking.

     

                “What?” asked Sam.  Julie said nothing, turning the computer to reveal a picture of the late famous Dana Fairbanks.  “Mother fuck, you  look just like her!”

     

                “I think I’m better looking, look at the hair?  I mean, hello?  Let it down woman…  I shouldn’t speak ill of the dead…,” said Julie, looking over at where Alice was laying.  “No wonder the woman keeled over like a popped balloon.”

     

                “No shit, that’s just fucking eerie,” said Sam, removing some ice from the fridge, then thinking maybe a nice cold glass of water down Alice’s shirt might do the trick, but then thought better of it.  Alice was a sweet woman, not her type, obviously, but sweet nonetheless. 

     

                “I grew up in Hawaii, guess I never crossed paths with anyone who knew her before, fucking odd.  Maybe I should go?  Before the woman wakes up and faints again?” asked Julie, concern filling her voice.

     

                “Naw, the chart chick will be fine,” said Sam.  Bending down again, a grin  on her face, lopsided because of the swollen lip, she began to run some ice along Alice’s jaw line. 

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    1. There aint nothin more entertaining that dyke drama. Over the years I’ve had my share, but now I just sit back and watch. Now I have a great story to read that is prime time entertainment. Alice and Julie were hilarious! Quite simply…..Awesome chapter as usual.

    2. “I am the anti Dana Fairbanks!” Good God that was hilarious! Thanks JM…and you can’t say anything about me not updating…I posted two chapters in two days thank you very much!!!

    5. Okay you can be funny,which is rare for the greatest Killer on fan/fic. I love this I was laughing so hard at Alice.Poor Sam. handcuff and no key. thanks so much for Posting Sea is one ahead of you tho. thanks bvh

    6. hahah that was great…I didn’t think you did drama, tension AND comedy…still can’t get over your ability to weave a story! totally awesome. Good thing you didn’t update too quickly since time has been limited, but um feel free to post again…betwee Now and Soon!

    9. Funny. Julie def. gave Alice a shock. Just reading about Sam’s nose injury was painful. Geez broken desk? They were really into it, no pun intended. Great update.

    10. that was hilarious! great that sam liked shane more than she thought. i personally like ur characters sam and jo in ur stories(besides shane of course)…strong, successful, resourceful but angsty characters. was wondering if they mirror something in ur real life?

    11. So…you have something planned for Tina do you? Well…well..well…can’t wait to read my dear. I love Brian & Justin together I miss Queer As Folk so much…

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