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    Collision Course 4.14

    Story written on September 26, 2006 by Janet Marie.
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    Sam gets bloody – Brian gets caught – Alice faints when she sees Dana *fracking* Fairbanks in Sam’s living room

     

                “Oh, someone punched me, not a big deal…  what are you cooking?” asked Sam innocently.  Julie hung back, Alice not yet having seen her.  Julie was bent over, tying her shoe, not really wanting to see who might be in there, naked again, with her luck.

     

                Alice moved to her side, hand touching Sam’s cheek gently.  “I’ll kill whoever swatted you around like that, fuck…”

     

                “Isn’t the do’er a friend of hers?” asked Julie, stepping into the house, giving Alice a smile.  Sam had told her everything that had happened on the way over, naming names, describing people.  Julie often wondered if, perhaps, Sam would have been a good private eye.  Her attention to detail was astonishing at time, and Sam wasn’t your every day woman, of this, Julie was sure.

     

                Alice paled, stopping instantly, “Dana,” muttered Alice, falling into a dead faint, crumpling into a heap on the floor.

     

                Julie gave Sam a look, while the tomboy rushed over to Alice’s side.  Feeling for a pulse, satisfied that she found one.  “Help me get her over to the couch,” said Sam.  Grabbing Alice under the arms, grunting.  Julie smirked, the small skin colored mole on her chin seemed to twitch.  “Her feet would be good, Reno,” snapped Sam, feeling the blood start to pulse from her nose again.

               

                “Damn, you fucking lesbians, love to order…,” muttered Julie.  Her boss, Jo Wheaton, was a lesbian.  A woman that Sam had known for a long time.  Julie bent, grabbing the passed out woman’s legs and helping Sam move her to the couch.

     

                “Who’s Dana?” asked Julie as they hoisted Alice up onto the couch, Sam then moving to the closet, getting a blood pressure cuff and a stethoscope. 

     

                “Fairbanks…,” answered Sam quickly.  Throwing shoes over her shoulder, a cane, and a pair of handcuffs.  She stopped, wondering where those had come from.  Smirking, wondering if they were Brian’s, he’d stayed with her for a month while house hunting when he’d come to LA.

     

                “Oh for fucks sake,” stated Julie angrily.  “You know, since that woman died, I’ve had like fifty people as me if I’m ‘Dana Fairbanks!’.  Do I look that much like her?” asked Julie narrowed eyes looking over at Sam, and then looking down at the shaggy blonde haired woman that had just fainted.

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    1. There aint nothin more entertaining that dyke drama. Over the years I’ve had my share, but now I just sit back and watch. Now I have a great story to read that is prime time entertainment. Alice and Julie were hilarious! Quite simply…..Awesome chapter as usual.

    2. “I am the anti Dana Fairbanks!” Good God that was hilarious! Thanks JM…and you can’t say anything about me not updating…I posted two chapters in two days thank you very much!!!

    5. Okay you can be funny,which is rare for the greatest Killer on fan/fic. I love this I was laughing so hard at Alice.Poor Sam. handcuff and no key. thanks so much for Posting Sea is one ahead of you tho. thanks bvh

    6. hahah that was great…I didn’t think you did drama, tension AND comedy…still can’t get over your ability to weave a story! totally awesome. Good thing you didn’t update too quickly since time has been limited, but um feel free to post again…betwee Now and Soon!

    9. Funny. Julie def. gave Alice a shock. Just reading about Sam’s nose injury was painful. Geez broken desk? They were really into it, no pun intended. Great update.

    10. that was hilarious! great that sam liked shane more than she thought. i personally like ur characters sam and jo in ur stories(besides shane of course)…strong, successful, resourceful but angsty characters. was wondering if they mirror something in ur real life?

    11. So…you have something planned for Tina do you? Well…well..well…can’t wait to read my dear. I love Brian & Justin together I miss Queer As Folk so much…

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