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    Collision Course 4.20

     

                “I’m sorry then…  I’ve kinna got this armor going…,” admitted Sam.

     

                “Hmm, hadn’t noticed…,” smiled Carmen, stepping into Sam, reaching into her pockets and fishing out the keys of her car.  Sam gasped softly, then seeing what Carmen was doing, the keys jingling as Carmen retrieved them.  “Let’s start by the butch, letting the femme, drive?”

     

                Sam paled, having seen Carmen driving before, it hadn’t been a scary site, persay, but it had been hair raising, to say the least, “Umm… well… Carm, it’s a Porsche…”

     

                “Hmm, I know, get in…,” said Carmen, hitting the button and the locks sprang open, she was sliding into the seat before Sam could utter another word.  “Get in, or I’m leaving you here…” threatened Carmen.

     

                Sam groaned, biting her lip, “Fine… you put a scratch on her…”

     

                “And I’ll have Rosita fix it…,” finished Carmen, starting the car, popping the clutch and screeching out of the parking lot.

     

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                The back door opened and Tina looked up, seeing that it was well past 11pm, wondering why in the world Bette would be coming in from the back of the house.  Unless, or course, she was bringing home Jo Wheaton.

     

                Tina stood, irked that Bette would be out on a date, at a time like this.  A time when Angelica’s mom’s should have both been by her side.  That wasn’t the real reason that Tina was angry, it was because cute, funny, sexy and very rich Jo Wheaton was spending quality time with her wife…

     

                Tina stopped in mid stride, realizing that she’d just thought of Bette as her wife for the first time in over a year.  “Oh my god,” whispered Tina, her dark eyes wide.

     

                “No, just Shane,” said the husky voice at the fridge.  “There was no food at my house, you know, ever since Jenny left on her book tour, and Helena rented the room, there is like, no food in the house, just…  pate or whatever you call it…  And those stinky fish eggs.”

     

                “Shane…,” muttered Tina, still frozen in place.

     

                “Tee, what’s wrong?” asked Shane, standing up from the fridge, a half eaten raw hot dog hanging from her lips.  “Is Angie ok?”

    Comments

    1. Wow…Bette said a mouthful…so I guess this isn’t a Tibette story huh? It was still written wonderfully. Now Tina can carry on with Henry or whoever. Has Bette fallen for Jo? Will this be BettyJo? jobette? Please post soon.

    2. Well at least Tina now knows where she stands…Bette made it indeed very clear, and that’s good for her! Don’t think a relationship will grow out of Sam and Carmen…thank god!;) Can’t picture those to as an item, but in Janet-Marieland, anything can happen, so I’m just going with the flow. Alice is going to have an interesting night with miss-top-of-the-chart. Wonder how that’s gonna play out. Great update, most more soon.

    3. Love the way you do math, Can you count me assay 5 people? I like it enough for that many. Bette got a lot off her mind in a few words. Tina was to late. Now she can go do what when and with whom she wants. She let go the best. Get so rest girl. Thanks bvh

    4. Ok…I liked the Bette/Jo installment…I like how much more lighthearted Bette seemed. As for Sam and Carmen…I just don’t see it. I still like Shane with Sam :). As for Rosita and Alice–so cute.

    5. you did the math and guess what? I didn’t do so good at the math section just the written…I should have commented on the last chapter..but I …was lazy..THERE I SAID IT! BUT that doesn’t take away from how great that chappy was..and how great this chappy is…ok? I think the great big Diff with Bette and Tina..is that Bette is pretty damn clear of her wants..thank you for that! ok Post again please!

    6. Thaaaaaaaaank you for not putting Bette and Tina in a mosh pit of relationships past. Phew. Great post. This is one hell of a hanger, Rogue. And while you leave us hangin’ ’til Sunday, may I ask about your plans for Shane? Right now, she’s all alone and has no food. LMAO. Maybe she needs to go back on the prowl, monogamy ain’t for everyone. By the way, I’m enjoying the JoBette plot line so far. Bette can finally stop being an apologetic punching bag for Tina. Speaking of Tina, she totally deserved Bette’s words.Okay now, for Carmen and Sam. Ay dios! Well, I like that Sam is playing ‘ship bomber but it’s like a ‘Shane 2.0’ but with good upgrades (i.e Money, Job, Food, LMAO). Carmen has to see the similarities. Or Carmen needs to sort herself out with Shane.Alice and Rosita are well, cute. Rosita has lost the ‘heat’ that being unattainable gave her. Now she’s just warm. Why does Alice always end up with the warm ….hssh I don’t wanna say chicken but yeah, chicken.LOL, btw chicken is not a comment on Rosita, ’cause I feel she made the right choice to back down on Sex Prowlin’ Maniac route a la Shane. It would’ve been childish if she kept on. Besides, Rosita had a motive for being a nympho. I don’t think Shane does, except maybe fear, and that’s why it suits her. I mean hello…her life is empty, just like her fridge, but unlike her heart. And she can’t deal, so she screws around and that leads to more emptiness. Viscious cycle? Hell yeah!My, my, Rogue, you are evil. But I love you anyway. *Wicked grin*Waiting patiently…

    7. Virgin commentor here but had to do so to improve the stats! Great story, colourful characters (your own) and timely updates..cant get better than that

    8. Sam looks like she’s in for quite a ride… Oh, Tina. Tina, Tina, Tina. You snooze, you lose. Bette’s out of your reach. Forever.(?) Move on, T. You’re good at it. Now, with *that* said… It is HIGH time Alice got some. Keep em comin, J!

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