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    Crashed

    Alice hastily slammed down on the pedal, groaning again when she heard her phone vibrating on the passenger seat. She snatched it up, sighing when she saw Dana’s picture on the call id.

    “Tell her.”

    Alice screamed and threw her phone down, looking around wildly for the source of that voice. It was the fucking chicken! There’s nothing else here!

    “Tell her!” the chicken insisted, motioning to her vibrating phone with its wing. Alice grabbed it and pressed it against her ear, shaking it up and down in hope of hearing a voice box shaking inside. Nope. Just then she became aware of the stationary cars and red light ahead of her. Alice cried out, hastily throwing the stuffed animal and grabbing the steering wheel. She slammed the brake, trying to halt to a screeching stop. She realized she had been going to fast and brought her right arm in front of her face to shield it. The Mini rammed into a truck ahead of it. Alice’s scream was muffled by an airbag smashing into her arm, then her face.  

    Alice groaned, shifting in her seat. Ow. Ow. Ow.

    She blearily opened her eyes, surprised when she realized where she was.

    What the…? OH FUCK. I crashed!

    An airbag was deflated in front of her, covered in blood. Alice looked down, realizing the blood was sprouting from her nose. Shooting pain greeted her shoulder when she tried to move her right arm. She whimpered, deciding it was best not to move it. She tried her left arm. It seemed fine, so she cautiously brought her hand up to her nose. She grimaced, touching it hurt like hell. Blood ran down her fingers. Alice surveyed the scene in front of her, wincing when she realized she had caused the truck in front of her to smash into the car in front of it.

    I am in such deep shit. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Driving high.

    A car alarm was blaring far away. Alice suddenly became aware of a muffled pounding on the car door; she looked up to see a police officer frantically knocking and mouthing words. She looked down in her lap to see that the joint had fallen in all the chaos. She crushed it with her foot and nudged it beneath her seat, hoping it didn’t smell too strongly. Alice let go of her nose, reaching down to unbuckle her seatbelt. This caused her to fall onto the car door, and she practically fell onto the man when she opened the door. He grabbed her waist, steadying Alice against him. She looked up to thank the cop, confused when she saw his mouth forming inaudible words again.

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    Comments

    1. Yeah tunafish, fantastic opening! I like the idea of this story. The stuffed chicken was hilarious. A little sad that A got hurt. I hope she learned a lesson and wouldn’t smoke and drive again. lol. And A was her funny self when she was busted with her white lies. Excellent job on A’s insecurity. I can’t wait to find out D’s reaction to Lara’s reappearance. Thank you very much!

    2. Love Ali’s you never loved me…Great storu Dana need to work on getting Dana back….As ,uch as I love Dana And Alice I think Dana need to be the one working on Getting Dana back..Love The update..

    3. hey, great post! I really like the story like with the chicken :-pof course she will stay! it’s her soul mate Dana!pps..can’t wait to see how Alice tell about Lara, gossh, I hate this women….

    4. New story? Yay! Love what Alice thought about Kit — that bothered me, too. Kids? Don’t smoke joints and drive. I hope Alice tells Dana immediately the next time she sees her. That was another thing that bothered me on the show. If Alice tells her before Dana sees Lara, then Dana at least has some time to process her feelings on the matter. I hope Dana has the fortitude to stay and fight for the relationship with Alice. Thanks, tunafish!!

    5. I agree with them, a joint every now and then isn’t so bad, a little stupid when driving though but not break up material! I LOL’d at the chicken hehe, oh Alice. PPS

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