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Crashed
“Um. I guess I recall some… small, infinitesimal details,” Alice mumbled, averting her eyes.
“Liar! Tell me what happened!” Dana demanded.
“I actually think I’m going to drift off again. Car crashes, so tiring, who knew?” Alice said, quickly closing her eyes. She tried to remain motionless and steady her breath.
Hmm, I think it’s working. She’s not saying anything.
“OW! What the FUCK, Dana?” Alice hissed. Dana was poking her bandages.
“If you were sleeping you wouldn’t be able to feel that,” Dana replied, trying to look confident in her statement.
“That’s not true, you stupid bitch!”
“Are you sure? Okay, sorry. Tell me the truth! What happened?” Dana pressed.
“Fuck you!” Alice grumbled, turning her head away from Dana.
“Come on. Alice. I won’t judge,” Dana begged, moving into Alice’s line of sight.
“Alright, alright. Is anyone else around? That cop still here?” Alice asked, eyeing the door. Dana shook her head no. “Okay. Good. I’m going to go to sleep then.”
“ALICE!”
“Come on, let me be! I’m traumatized and injured. I need time to think about it,” Alice whined, pointing to her shoulder.
“Fine. I’ll leave you to it. I’m going to find out what I can about the car,” Dana said, leaning in and giving Alice a kiss.
“Mm, you’re all hot and sweaty. You can stay if you’ll kiss instead of talk. Oh, ow. My nose! Watch the nose!” Alice mumbled against Dana’s lips.
Dana broke off the kiss. “Oh shit! I’m sorry. I didn’t realize… Okay, I’m going to go.”
“Okay. Hurry back! Get my glasses too!” Alice called at her retreating form. She sighed, annoyed at herself for starting to worry about Dana going to the Planet.
I did crash near it. But why would she go in? I really should just get it over with and tell Dana about Lara. It’s driving me crazy. Yes. Tell her.
Alice gasped. Tell her! That fucking chicken! That’s what it meant. Wait. No. That was just me being high. The stuffed animal didn’t actually talk. Stupid little toy. Why the hell do I have that thing? Oh, yeah. It was from that carnival.
So, I guess I have to tell Dana. The whole thing: Lara, Gabby, smoking up in the car.
I’ll be surprised if she stays long enough for me to finish the story.
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(39 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5)
Yeah tunafish, fantastic opening! I like the idea of this story. The stuffed chicken was hilarious. A little sad that A got hurt. I hope she learned a lesson and wouldn’t smoke and drive again. lol. And A was her funny self when she was busted with her white lies. Excellent job on A’s insecurity. I can’t wait to find out D’s reaction to Lara’s reappearance. Thank you very much!
i would love to read this but the writing has come up really small on the first page if we can sort that out then I will read it
Love Ali’s you never loved me…Great storu Dana need to work on getting Dana back….As ,uch as I love Dana And Alice I think Dana need to be the one working on Getting Dana back..Love The update..
hey, great post! I really like the story like with the chicken :-pof course she will stay! it’s her soul mate Dana!pps..can’t wait to see how Alice tell about Lara, gossh, I hate this women….
She would stay damn it. Even though she things Alice is alittle crazy. She would stay. Stuffed talking chicken. Crazy Al. I love the story
New story? Yay! Love what Alice thought about Kit — that bothered me, too. Kids? Don’t smoke joints and drive. I hope Alice tells Dana immediately the next time she sees her. That was another thing that bothered me on the show. If Alice tells her before Dana sees Lara, then Dana at least has some time to process her feelings on the matter. I hope Dana has the fortitude to stay and fight for the relationship with Alice. Thanks, tunafish!!
I agree with them, a joint every now and then isn’t so bad, a little stupid when driving though but not break up material! I LOL’d at the chicken hehe, oh Alice. PPS
Love this story, crazy Al!! pps