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Cruel Intentions – Introductions Part 1
Helena who had been noticing the curious look on Alice’s face spoke up. “Don’t mind James. He’s love struck.” Alice watched James turn a slight shade of red.
“***** off, Helena.”
“She gets a bit touchy.” Helena brushed Bette off and James looked down at his lunch.
“Give the kid a break, Helena. Besides I want the scoop on the new cutie. Alice, right?” Harrison looked over at Alice and she nodded in confirmation. “So how did you find your way to the Homo corner of the courtyard?” Harrison asked with the same arrogance that Helena displayed.
“Alice is a friend of Gabby’s.” Helena told him.
“Mmmm. New toy huh? Well good luck with that, honey.” Harrison said with a bit of an amused laughter in his voice.
“So where are you from Alice?” James spoke up in the first genuinely friendly tone that she had heard all day.
“I was staying in Napa.” Alice answered. “Cool.” James said as he went back to eating a sandwich out of a brown paper bag. “Do you like it here so far?” He asked.
“This isn’t twenty questions, James.” Helena interrupted Alice’s answer. “I’m sure that Alice has had enough questions today. Being at a new school, I’ll lay a bet that everybody’s been asking her questions all day long. She’s probably dreadfully tired of them by now.”
Alice watched James turn red again and then went back to quietly eating his lunch. Alice noticed that Bette’s eyes were shooting daggers at Helena.
“Oh my God. You guys will never guess who I gave a blow job to last night.” Harrison began as he looked around at his friends.
“Jesus Harrison. Do we have to spend every lunch sitting here listening to who’s ***** you’ve had in your mouth this week. It’s gross. I can’t believe I used to swallow that *****.” Bette looked disgusted with herself.
“Well I want to know who’s got Harrison so excited.” Helena piped up.
“Jason Parker.”
“You’re such a liar.” Helena disagreed. She looked over at Bette for support, but received none as Bette thought that the captain of their basketball team really was *****. Harrison looked smugly over at Helena. “See, sweetie. The queen of Gaydar has spoken. She’s never wrong. Even you know that.”
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(38 votes, average: 3.34 out of 5)
this if fucking awesome meth!!! luv it continue soon!
awesome story! love the concept, love the characters, love the writing. keep it up and dont leave us waiting too long!! :)
oh this is the best fanfic ive ever read!! hope you post soon :o) xx
LMAO this is fucking awesome and how really funny is it that alice is from napa, dude she could of been my neighbor LOL.
LOL, goood stuff, can’t wait for the next post!!!
Hey, where’s Mr. Piddles?
This is a great start on this story..LOVE IT…Thanks..
Keep going, its good. Cruel Intentions and Dangerous Liasons are actually both based on Shakespears “The Taming of the Shrew” Change the title, and maybe add a few more witty sarcastic quips please.
wow that was great please continue!!!!!
LOL this is great! Wonderful adapation of the cruel intentions, I kep cracking up at Dana the virgin.
ROTFLMO. This is a great take on my fav guilty pleasure.
I love this! this is hilarious! it has almost everyone! But where is Kit, and Carmen and Shane? Please continue. I love this story alot.
It’s the movie – yet new&improoved version..Great Sexci stry!..’Cruel Intentions’ is Hot – this is SCORCHING..I would definitely pay 2 watch this..Sum of these kids may be swt..But they not that Swt..Bad gurlz&Bad boiz – I like it..Dana – ideal candidate 4 perfect innocent virgin?..I dun think Dana&Tina r as swt&innocent as they play out?..& if Dane is straight(SO gay)&Al looses the bet, in the end it’s still a win-win situation..I expect sum crazy sexci scenarios in the future for these cats..Like is Shane in this?..MarinA&orCarmeN?..Jenny with Tim?..w.e you write..Thnk u, I’m looking forward 2 it..I love the way you write..Thnx 4 writing, dun stop..PLEASE mst Post so0N..
Hey, this is a great start. I wasn’t sure if the situation change would work but it does. You write the characters so well, I think the story would still be good even if the situation didn’t fit. Thank you.
great beginning! please post soon!
Great Start! Cruel Intentions is one of my favorite movies as well as the orginal it was adapted from (Dangerous Liasons). I was trying to figure you out the two main and I got it! :) Great job and can’t wait for the next installment
Hey crystalmeth this is great made me giggle the whole way through you’ve pinned everyone down really well – hope to see the next part soon
That’s one “fucking” amazing story you’ve got there. I love it. Pleas continue. I just hope that Alica doesn’t has to sleep with Helena. But if you follow the movie she wins. so that’s cool. Thank u for this great story, but that’s only so if everything goes perfect with Bette and Tina. Please post soon, love the story if i havent said it before
This story is so fucking good and funny, great start and all the characters in here is so funny and love the way it is. Ok post soon please, thanks!
Thisis really good. I enjoyed it a lot and if you don’t post somemore I think I might cry! Cruel Intentions is one of my favortie movies!
This is very funny, thanks for the idea. Helena, Helena everybody knows that Dana is Aice’s girl and viceversa, lol. Waiting for the next.
“Why not?” Bette asked. “The girl is hot even if she is a walking disaster.” LOL! you NAILED the characters!
i’m LOVING THIS!!! really looking forward to the next chapter (don’t forget about How Hard Can it Be? though!! )
i’m totally loving it…it’s a great twist on the movie. Where’s Shane? and Kit? and Carmen? and I don’t know but I have a pretty good feeling we’ll be seeing some of Lara later on. Keep it up….it’s fucking hilarious
ROTFLMAO this is great hope you continue and post soon!!
crystal – great job. i love it. i love how you’ve integrated so many characters. haven’t seen cruel intentions in forever – but its one of my favorites – not i need to go watch it. as always, you’re an amazing writer.
k. this is just way too fun. lol. i love it.