Dana: Yes?

Alice: No

Dana: Oh God … look I’ve only ever seen her in her chef’s uniform.

Shane: Dana I doubt that woman is a chef.

Alice giggles at the interaction between Shane and Dana. As usual she’s the only one clued in to what is going on.

Alice: No no … she’s got a thing for a chef.

Dana: I do. Dana admits shyly.

Shane: Dana, I’m impressed. You’re into someone, and you wanna know whether or not they’re down.

Dana: She’s down?

Alice: Whether she plays for our team; the gay team.

Dana: Wait don’t the bisexuals have their own team?

Alice: Alright I’m going to help you even though you’re extremely annoying. Do you know the name of this girl … first and last?

Dana: Yes I do.

Alice: Alright … you know the chart?

Dana: Yeah.

Alice: OK I put it on the internet.

Dana/Shane: What?

Alice: Alright don’t freak it’s really cool. This thing is growing. People are adding names and it’s growing exponentially.

Shane: That’s good Alice. I love the sound of that one.

“Oh God baby did you guys really look me up on the internet to see if I was gay?” Lara is laughing hysterically as Dana recalls the events.

“It gets better, just wait. We go to Alice’s apartment and we get on the internet and we can’t find you.”

“How would you even know where to look?” Lara asked.

“Alice started with Shane.”

“Why Shane?”

Shane: Why must you do that?

Alice: Chances are, if she’s into girls … you know.

Shane: Look, Dane. It totally wouldn’t have meant anything.

Dana: Oh, that’s comforting, thanks.

“I can’t believe she said that. Now I don’t feel so bad that I didn’t fall for her charms.”

“You were an oddity that’s for sure.” Dana quipped.

“I’m sure you mean that in the kindest way right? Besides I only had eyes for you.”

“Well I wish you would have just said something because when Alice gets an idea in her head there’s just no stopping her. When we couldn’t find you on the Chart she decided we should get Bette and Tina involved because we were out of ideas. We tried calling them but got no answer so of course we did the next best thing. We barged in on them.”